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GUYS… IM WATCHING THE OFFICE AND EVAN PETERS POPPED UP OUT OF NOWHERE… A. FETUS. EVAN. PETERS.

Hogwarts as a Pre-Kindergarten School
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b></b> (McGonagall's class for 5 year-olds were doing an assignment where they had to draw their biggest and deepest desire, and later they'd have to present it in front of the class.)<p/>
  • <b> McGonagall:</b> Okay, kids. Who want to start first?<p/>
  • <b> </b> *everyone raises their hand, and McGonagall purposely ignores two boys who are the most excited*<p/>
  • <b> McGonagall:</b> Lily, you may start first.<p/>
  • <b> Lily:</b> *with a beaming smile* This is a picture of me becoming a Prime Minister.<p/>
  • <b> McGonagall:</b> Brilliant! *still ignoring the two trouble-makers in the back* Now, Remus. What is your picture about?<p/>
  • <b> Remus:</b> *shyly* I drew about world-peace.<p/>
  • <b> McGonagall:</b> *nods proudly* That is wonderful, Remus. And Peter?<p/>
  • <b> Peter:</b> *looking like he's about to cry* I uh...it's about me eating cake. Like, loads of them.<p/>
  • <b> McGonagall:</b> *frowns but lets it go* Okay... Who's next?<p/>
  • <b> </b> *it goes on until the last ones left are James and Sirius*<p/>
  • <b> McGonagall:</b> *sighing* Alright, James. You go first and then it's Sirius.<p/>
  • <b> James:</b> Yes! *after sticking his tongue out at his scowling best friend, he quickly presents his picture* This is a drawing of me marrying Lily Evans. And this one here is our future child. But I'd like to have more, really. A small army of children would be awesome. But eleven would be great too, so I could have my own soccer team.<p/>
  • <b> Sirius:</b> Nice one, James!<p/>
  • <b> </b> *McGonagall face-palms as she watches the two boys cheer on each other, the whole time fully aware of an angry and blushing Lily Evans*<p/>
  • <b> Sirius:</b> My turn now! *clearing his throat loudly* This here are my parents and my brother and my cousins, except for Andy, and also my uncles and aunts, except for Uncle Alphard. And that one over there is a tank.<p/>
  • <b> McGonagall:</b> *feeling wary* And uh...what's the tank going to do?<p/>
  • <b> Sirius:</b> Crush them all, of course. Until they're flat like Flat Stanley, except there's going to be a lot of blood involved.<p/>
  • <b> McGonagall:</b> *eyes twitching* What the hell did I do to deserve these monsters...<p/></p><p/></p>