Evan there you are! Come back to the house we can help you work through your mutation.
Sorry Auntie O I’m going to turn down your top notch medical care and all the friends I’ve made to live in the sewer and be the sewer guardian for the sewer mutants I literally just met and become a really aggressive vigilante. Tell my mom I live in the sewer now.
Okay so headcanon for x-men evolution. Despite Pietro and Kurt being on separate teams they have a weird understanding of each other as they are both fidgety. Pietro because everything moves so slow and Kurt because he's not used to sitting still or being in one place for long periods of time like school demands. So through this understanding they form a weird pseudo friendship thing in which they race each other, play tag, and see what pranks they can pull on each other without getting caught.
AND HERE WE ARE, 9 MONTHS LATER
The fact that I can feasibly call this fic my CHILD is… astounding.
Since I’m not going to blast those of you on mobile with a 30k wall of text, here is the AO3 link for the FULL, COMPLETED fic: