in the entire emotionally devastating hellscape that is the Visser companion novel this is the only part that makes me laugh, and it’s not even that funny. just the absurdity of having to remind the evil alien overlord trying to take over your planet that she’s Not Your Real Mom.
Definitely a morning person: Lucy Weasley(you now the golden light at sunrise is perfect for painting)
Morning persons: Peter Wood, Molly II Weasley, Victoire Weasley, Louis Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Roxanne Weasley, Lysander Scamander, Wendy Wood, Eva Krum, Caleb Dursley, Ivy Dursley
Not morning persons:Teddy Lupin, Dominique Weasley, Fred II Weasley, James II Potter, Lily II Potter, Lorcan Scamander, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Emma Wood, Katerina Krum, Nina Krum
DEFINITELY not a morning person: ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER. In the Wotter Clan the task to wake up Al was the biggest punishment from all the possible ones existing, yes including the adults. The first spell Al learned was Reparo, because it was necessary, you have no idea how many times he broke his alarm clock. During Scorp’s first sleepover at the Potters, Scorp went to wake up his best friend(let’s not forget Scorpius is in Slytherin and he didn’t share a dorm room with Al,thankfully like he learnt later that day, so he didn’t know Al’s sleeping habits thinking what Rose and James and Lily and Hugo and well all the others where just exaggerating,oh how he was wrong). Albus cast that day on Scorpius the Stunning Spell, the Levicorpus Jinx and the Bat-Bogey Hex, in this order, in a matter of seconds and went back to sleep. Scorp was transferred to St Mungo’s and Al didn’t even remember he did that. And that’s why you DON’T wake up ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER.
Lily sleeping late in her room at Potter Manor
Taken by James who proceeded to jump on the bed after that(Spoiler Alert: He got hexed). Summer 2022