the hp writers net created quite a racket! discourse, as you may call it.
[ 5:43 PM ] paula:
#ravenclaw confessions: I don’t always have paint on my hands
[ 5:43 PM ] amber:
Reminder to ravenclaws who don’t have blue eyes: you’re still as valid as slytherins with blue eyes uwu
[ 5:43 PM ] eve:
slytherin confessions: i have never murdered anyone
[ 5:44 PM ] amber: Not all slytherins poison :/
[ 5:44 PM ] eve: some people?? have blue eyes?? to cope??
[ 5:45 PM ] sophia: Ravenclaw confession: I hate studying
[ 5:45 PM ] paula: You
[ 5:45 PM ] amber: ALL
[ 5:46 PM ] eve: friendly reminder that not all gryffindors own lions uwu
[ 5:46 PM ] liyah:
I’M NOT A SLYTHERIN BUT I MURDER SOMEONE EVERYDAYYY
[ 5:46 PM ] paula: Winged eyeliner is not just for slytherins 😩
[ 5:46 PM ] paula: Guys I’m a ravenclaw and I wear eyeliner ??? Break stereotypes 🙏
[ 5:47 PM ] paula: Sometimes I’m not aesthetic and it’s really hard #that ravenclaw life
[ 5:48 PM ] eve: #notallslytherins murder people
[ 5:49 PM ] amber: WEARING BLACK ACRYLIC NAILS WHEN YOU AREN’T FROM DEMON HOUSE IS HOUSE SPIRIT APPROPRIATION
[ 5:50 PM ] eve: Daily reminder you can’t own books if you’re not from ravenclaw
[ 5:50 PM ] sophia: Ravenclaws aren’t always the best or smartest at everything #remember hermione brightest witch of our age
[ 5:50 PM ] amber: I have a lot of friends who follow me on here that do this so I won’t name any names but if
[ 5:52 PM ] amber: SOME PEOPLE WEAR A PLAID SHIRT?? BECAUSE WE’RE COLD???
[ 5:52 PM ] eve: youre not a true slytherin if you cant name all their albums, acrylic nails, black lipstick, literal murder and water
[ 5:52 PM ] ray: i only wear black clothes, did the sorting hat got it wrong? should i donate all my clothes to any friendly slytherin?
[ 5:52 PM ] amber:
If you actually read the post you would know that slytherins aren’t friendly :/
[ 5:53 PM ] amber:
Going on an adventure?? Omg these hufflepuffs are breaking!!! Down!! House stereotypes!!!
[ 5:53 PM ] amber: Friendly house is yellow house
[ 5:54 PM ] amber: What the hell is a hufflepuff
[ 5:54 PM ] amber: Anyway I love jigglypuff house :))
[ 5:54 PM ] eve: oh yes the four houses, gryffindor ravenclaw slytherin and reads smudged writing jigglypuff
[ 5:54 PM ] eve: slytherin confessions: i have never murdered anyone
[ 5:55 PM ] amber: Picking sunflowers to give to your friends #littlehufflepuffthings
[ 5:55 PM ] amber: Going on adventures #allgryffindorsrelate
[ 5:56 PM ] amber: LITERALLY MURDERING YOUR ENEMIES BY PUTTING POISON IN THEIR GLASS DURING A DINNER PARTY #justslytherinthings
[ 5:56 PM ] eve:drowning #justslytherinthings
[ 5:56 PM ] paula: Cram
😂? the only thing I’m cramming is my dreams! The grind😩👊👏👏never stops❌❌❌. Only ravenclaws will understand
[ 5:57 PM ] amber:
You killed that test??
😂😂Ravenclaws🙄🙄.The only thing I kill🔪🔪🔪 is my enemies💯💯💯💯 SLYTHERINS 🐍🐍UNITE🖤🖤🖤
[ 6:00 PM ] amber: #yellowhouse
[ 6:00 PM ] amber: #poisondrownings
[ 6:00 PM ] amber: #bookcathedral
[ 6:01 PM ] tayla: #plaidshirtsnredhair
[ 6:01 PM ] eve: #sunflowerhouse
[ 6:01 PM ] tayla: #iceandpretentious
[ 6:02 PM ] tayla: #blueeyesandallthebooks
[ 6:03 PM ] amber: dystopian au
[ 6:04 PM ] amber: “Sunflower house and demon house are never supposed to mingle… But I couldn’t help but fall in love with her and her black acrylic nails from afar. She wasn’t like book house girls, with pretentious quotes and ice cold blue eyes. She was special. If she was a poison, I wanted to drink it all.”
[ 6:04 PM ] amber: NEVER WAS THERE MORE A TALE OF WOE THAN OF THAT OF SUNFLOWER HOUSE AND BLOOD HOUSE
[ 6:05 PM ] sophia: Non-ravenclaws can’t understand this post: the feeling of going into a bookstore
[ 6:09 PM ] paula: Only slytherins will understand
[ 6:09 PM ] paula: Tfw you apply makeup. Only slytherins will get this
[ 6:10 PM ] amber: Me, looking at the blue sky; yes okay we get it you’re a ravenclaw just take your books and go
[ 6:10 PM ] amber: slytherins teaching the dumb other houses how to apply eyeshadow
[ 6:13 PM ] amber: [banging books down on the table] let ravenclaws wear heavy makeup!!!
[ 6:15 PM ] amber: Gryffindor muggleborns showing their friends new places to go on adventures in the muggle world. Ravenclaw muggleborns showing their friends their favourite muggle books. Hufflepuff muggleborns picking flowers with their pureblood friends. Slytherin muggleborns teaching their slytherin friends about new types of poisons
[ 6:15 PM ] amber: Just kidding. Everyone knows there isn’t any muggleborns in death eater house
[ 6:19 PM ] amber: Murdered anyone and used their blood for a face mask lately?
[ 6:20 PM ] eve: ugh no thats servants work, i had one of my house elfs do it for me
[ 6:20 PM ] amber: Just saw a girl with red hair and a black outfit like smh make up your mind are you in gryffindor or slytherin?
[ 6:25 PM ] yuki: just pick a random house for the next seven years; it’s not like they’re sorting you based on your personality and where you fit best.
Yop! 💚 Love your blog definitely 💕 Can you do a BigBang reaction when their relationship is being exposed on tv ? For example, on a live someone ask about their s/o relationship habits and a member/celebrity make a mistake (like “it’s what … prefers with her!” Etc…) 😊💕 thx cutie 💚
Thank you for always supporting me <3 And sorry for letting you wait for such a long time, but finally here you go :) P.S. This was written at an airport after a night without sleep, but I hope it’s intelligible enough!
Choi Seunghyun (T.O.P)
It had been less than a month that Seunghyun had been released from the military and he and the other members had already been invited to participate in a TV show introducing different scenic places in South Korea. On a particular long drive, the boys decided to kill time by answering short questions the audience had sent in and to stream the talk live. When the host of the TV show asked who was most likely to get married first, Daesung nudged Seunghyun with his elbow and happily blurted out: “Seunghyun, you are the one who can best answer this question!” It would take Daesung a few questions to realize his mistake and notice the flustered expression on Seunghyun’s face. However, since there was nothing the other members could do about the fact that Daesung had just spilled his hyung’s secret, Seunghyun would decide that it was time to speak the truth. He would bravely stare straight into the camera, and with a shy smile on his face he would admit to his relationship with you. “Daesung is right… and my answer is probably long overdue. I am planning to get married by the end of this year, and I couldn’t be happier about the fact that I will be a married man soon.” Although the other members would be surprised at Seunghyun’s confession on TV, they would clap their hands vigorously and congratulate him excitedly. When they pressed Seunghyun to tell their fans more detail about the wedding and the lucky girl, he would simply shake his head and say that he would give an official statement later. He would call you and YG immediately after filming ended to explain the unexpected situation. Since his love for you was sincere and the wedding already scheduled, Seunghyun would follow through with his promise to post and official statement on the fancafe and also YG’s website, asking his fans to continue to support him, his relationship with you and Big Bang as a whole.
Dong Yongbae (Taeyang)
After Seunghyun went to the army to serve his mandatory military service, the other members had had more time to focus on solo activities and personal matters. That’s also when he met you, and since the other members were like brothers to him, he had told them about your relationship from the very first day. Right now, he was filming a live show with Daesung and Seungri, as well as a few other idols. Halfway through the filming, the camera team announced a short break for everyone. Of course, the viewers were still going to be entertained by short interviews with the idols. When it was Big Bang’s turn to answer the audience’s questions, one question read: “If you are dating someone, would you prefer a) to have a casual date night at home b) to eat out and go watch a movie afterwards or c) to go on a fun date in a theme park?” More like an automatic response, Seungri grinned at Yongbae and whispered, “It’s definitely not going to be c) after what you told us. I still remember your pale face when you came back that night after going to the theme park with Y/N.” What the maknae did not know was that the camera had captured his every word, and only after looking up and noticing the surprised looks on everyone’s faces did he realize his mistake. Yongbae could not even be mad at Seungri; it was true that the older member had been talking about you almost every day and that his relationship with you had become a hot topic among the members. Since the interview was live, there was nothing Yongbae could do to save the situation, and so he just smiled shyly into the camera. “I guess Seungri is right. I am currently in a relationship with someone, and going to theme parks is definitely not something I would do regularly.” When the camera team bombarded him with more questions about you, his girlfriend, Yongbae would only say that you two had been dating for more than two months now, and that he wished that he could have announced the news to his fans earlier and in a more official way. After the show, he would call you and YG to figure out the best way to handle the situation. He would be upset at himself for putting you in such a risky position, but he was sure that things would turn out fine as long as you loved each other and believed that you could overcome potential criticism by fans and the public.
Kwon Jiyong (G-Dragon)
Jiyong was happier than he had been in a long time: although work as an artist was as stressful and time-consuming as ever, Seunghyun had finally been released from the army and Jiyong’s relationship with you could not be any better. Therefore, he was in an especially good mood when he and the other members were participating in a live interview after performing their newly released song, a song he had composed as a thank you message for his fans and you, for always giving him strength. When the group was asked to describe their ideal type of girl, Seunghyun, after making sure that the camera team could not hear or see him, leaned over to Jiyong and whispered: “Now you can give a detailed description of your girlfriend, Y/N.” However, the oldest member did not realize that there was more than one camera, and it had captured his every movement and word. Interested in Seunghyun’s comment, the interviewer asked Jiyong to explain more. When Seunghyun realized his careless mistake, all color would leave his face and he would glance over to the leader, a twinge of panic visible on his face. Jiyong would be quiet for a moment, thinking about how to best solve the awkward situation he was in. But since there was nothing he could do to reverse what had been said and since his love for you was sincere, Jiyong would decide that it was time to tell the world the truth. A shy smile on his face, he would nod at the interviewer and admit: “Yes, I have been dating someone for over three months now, and I could not be happier. I don’t want to say too much, but she is beautiful and has a bright personality, so she is also my ideal type right now.” Although the members already knew, they would congratulate Jiyong and tell him that he can always ask them for relationship advice, making the camera team laugh. After the interview, Jiyong would call you and inform you that he would come over to your apartment as soon as possible to discuss how to deal with the new situation.
It was New Year’s Eve and the four remaining Big Bang members had been invited to perform a cover version of an old but popular song. Since the show they had been invited to aired all performances live and was intended to make the country’s waiting for the countdown seem shorter, it was no surprise that there would also be lots of interviews to entertain the viewers. When it was Big Bang’s turn to answer the MC’s questions, the topic turned out to be a rather unexpected one: “If you are dating someone, what makes the relationship with you special or different from the other member’s dating styles?” Each of the boys took turns answering the question, drawing laughs from both the MC and the audience. When it was Daesung’s turn, Dongbae couldn’t resist to lean over to the younger member and tease him about his relationship with you. “You definitely won’t have to speak in the past tense.” Little did the two of them know that not only the other members but the entire audience and all viewers had heard his short remark due to the sensibility of the microphones. Only when Daesung and Dongbae looked up and noticed the surprised expressions on everyone’s faces did it dawn on them that Dongbae had just spilled the younger man’s secret. Daesung would get really shy and flustered, not sure what to do in such a situation. Deciding that speaking the truth was always the best way to tackle a problem, he would gather his thoughts and confess his relationship. “Right, um… I guess hyung is right. I am seeing someone right now, and I would say what makes my dating style different from the other members’ is that I always bring small souvenirs from wherever I go so that she feels as if she had been there with me. I really care about sharing experiences, even if we can’t always be together.” After the show, Daesung would get really nervous about telling you that your relationship just went public, but the other members would comfort him and promise that they would be there to support the two of you, no matter how fans would react.
Lee Seunghyun (Seungri)
He was in the middle of filming a music show as an MC, when the organizers of the show decided to have a break in order to prepare for the second set of performances. To keep the viewers entertained, Seungri was asked if he could call one of the other Big Bang members and have a short conversation with them. Not seeing a reason why not, Seungri agreed and entered the number of the group’s leader, Jiyong. The maknae did not have to wait long since Jiyong picked up the phone after only a few seconds. “Seungri, what’s up. Are you calling to ask for relationship advice with Y/N again?” Seungri could clearly hear the mocking tone in Jiyong’s voice, but the maknae’s face went blank for a moment when he realized that the entire country and even world would know about his secret in a matter of hours. Seungri could barely hide how flustered he was by the situation. “Um, actually, I am at a music show right now. I wanted to call you and have a chat with you, if you are not too busy right now.” There was nothing that could be done against the awkward silence that followed. Only after Jiyong recollected his thoughts and Seungri tried to give the camera an uneasy smile would the conversation turn normal and more comfortable again. Although both the leader and the maknae tried their best to ignore the mistake Jiyong had made and pretended to go on as if nothing had happened, the internet would be full of comments and questions about Seungri’s relationship with you. Right after the show, Jiyong would call Seungri and apologize, but your boyfriend would simply say that Jiyong could not have known and that they could not change the situation anyway. Seungri would call you first, hoping that you would not get too angry at the news. He would promise you that the two of you could work it out, that nothing about your relationship would change and that he would be there to protect you if necessary. Then, Seungri would call YG to discuss what to do next and work on an official statement which would be released the next morning or even the same night.
Last year I gave you my heart, and this year I’ll give it again.
Merry Christmas/holidays (and Happy new years) you guys! It’s been a great year with all of you! I hope to have an even better one next year! Thank you so much for all the kind words and for taking such good care of me! (you’re all so nice ;o;)
So no, I’m not actually dead. Had a bit of writer’s block, courtesy of a bad head cold and then watching my country get flushed down the toilet. And it turns out that it’s surprisingly hard to get excited about writing Christmas scenes in late January. (Must remind myself to never, ever do that again.)
Thanks to everyone who sent me a note to prod me along. Y’all are the best! ::blows kisses::
Jane awoke slowly and found herself sleeping on Kurt for the
second time in her life.
She was sprawled across him, her face snuggled against his
chest, held securely against his heart by his hand tangled in her hair and
cupping the back of her head. His other hand rested in the small of her back.
Her shirt had ridden up during the night, and his palm was warm against her
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And to face this titanic threat to Miss Ives, we four and Mr. Chandler. And… perhaps another. The mystery guest at the party. Only referred to here obliquely as… the Hound of God. This figure is a threat to the Demon’s plan.
e: Does Mr. Chandler love her? e: Does she love him?
Hey sorry to hear you've had a really bad week. If you're still taking stories, I was introduced to Discworld when I came across the Hogfather on TV Christmas Eve three maybe four years ago and I thought "okay this is weird but why not it's Christmas" and I enjoyed it so much that boxing day I ran to the bookshop and bought the book. I'm maybe halfway through the series now and every time someone mentions not having something to read I throw a Discworld novel at them ;D
that is the perfect response to anyone saying they have nothing to read. And you are now becoming their Discworld starter stories!
I love that you were able to discover Hogfather at christmas, and also your description of your initial reaction; “okay this is weird” definitely summarizes it if you’ve never encountered the books before. It’s so great that it made you want to rush off and read the book as soon as possible; I’m sure you’re not the only person who had that response
And thanks for the well-wishes! There’s been some unusual stuff at both my jobs that has required some weird schedule gymnastics, but I think the worst is almost over. Just one more meeting for job #1 next week, and some night shifts for job #2, and then my schedule should get back to normal and I can bask in the Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents. (Which to those who have not read Discworld must sound like a very bad time, but there is nothing I would like better.)
PS: thank you so much to all who is reading! it means so much. There is no greater joy than seeing feedback and hearts for my work! Please feel free to message me if you have any comments or ideas I would so love to hear them :) Plus, here is the link to Adam and Eve on AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11360046/chapters/25427913