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Countries’ reaction to Eurovision

“Feel bad for us! We set our fucking piano on fire!! and get no points!!”

- Austria 

“WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN!!…. FUuuuck who gone’ pay dis shit?!”

- Sweden 

“The sponsor of eurovision 2016 is definitely going to be IKEA”

-Sweden 

“BFFs”

Australia and Sweden

“Where were our points, Australia? YOU LITERALLY HAVE OUR FLIPPING FLAG ON YOUR FLAG!!”

- The UK

“WHOO HOO! DELIGHTUFUL! NOT LAST!!!”

- The UK 

“We should’ve send Adele? Bitches love Adele!”

- The UK

“We killed Sirius Black!”

- Georgia

“Well, at least Alexander Rybak’s record of 387 points can never be beaten, we have that at least.”

- Norway

“B-b-but we won the tele votes!!..”

- Italy

“France nah we ain’t building no bridges *Sings in french*”

-France  

“Portugal you traitor! What even are neighbors for!”

- Spain

“At least we have a background that looks like a tampon commercial instead seductive/porny butter churning"

-Poland

“Eh we done great for our first time ain’t we”

-Australia

“AAAW, AIN’T YOU TOO CUTE. OH, POOR LITTLE AUSSIES. YOU WANT A TISSUE TO DRY THOSE TEARS? IT’S NOT LIKE WE’VE BEEN TRYING FOR LIKE 60 YEARS OR ANYTHING.”

- Every other small European country to Australia

“Well….It’s only a song contest”

- Every country that didn’t make it to the final

“We want in!”

- The U.S.

Where is Mørland and Debrah right now? Are they safe? Are they drinking enough water? Are they getting enough sleep? Are they together? When are they gonna get married? Am I invited to their wedding? Can Norway please send Mørland and Debrah again next year? I miss them… :(

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TOOJI - STAY!!!!! (Winner of Eurovision for Norway 2012) (by zippadido)

I’ve had this song stuck in my head ever since he won!

I just realized that he looks somewhat like an ass here but he is really the sweetest guy ever! He cried -more liked sobbed- of joy when he won and just looked so lost. He had no idea what to do or why he won. The song wasn’t my favourite but I’m glad he won simply because of how happy he was

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