eurovision-norway

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skam isn’t the only good thing we got from norway.

they gave us fairytale by alexander rybak.

finland is in a bad position when it comes to eurovision. because. our neighbours are sweden, norway and russia. but russia has like 69492 neighbours how do we stand a chance. sweden and norway are going to vote for each other. they frolic in their own scandinavian merry-go-round with denmark. we are left outside alone. who is going to save us? please estonia, our brother behind the sea, can you hear me calling your name,

Countries’ reaction to Eurovision

“Feel bad for us! We set our fucking piano on fire!! and get no points!!”

- Austria 

“WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN!!…. FUuuuck who gone’ pay dis shit?!”

- Sweden 

“The sponsor of eurovision 2016 is definitely going to be IKEA”

-Sweden 

“BFFs”

Australia and Sweden

“Where were our points, Australia? YOU LITERALLY HAVE OUR FLIPPING FLAG ON YOUR FLAG!!”

- The UK

“WHOO HOO! DELIGHTUFUL! NOT LAST!!!”

- The UK 

“We should’ve send Adele? Bitches love Adele!”

- The UK

“We killed Sirius Black!”

- Georgia

“Well, at least Alexander Rybak’s record of 387 points can never be beaten, we have that at least.”

- Norway

“B-b-but we won the tele votes!!..”

- Italy

“France nah we ain’t building no bridges *Sings in french*”

-France  

“Portugal you traitor! What even are neighbors for!”

- Spain

“At least we have a background that looks like a tampon commercial instead seductive/porny butter churning"

-Poland

“Eh we done great for our first time ain’t we”

-Australia

“AAAW, AIN’T YOU TOO CUTE. OH, POOR LITTLE AUSSIES. YOU WANT A TISSUE TO DRY THOSE TEARS? IT’S NOT LIKE WE’VE BEEN TRYING FOR LIKE 60 YEARS OR ANYTHING.”

- Every other small European country to Australia

“Well….It’s only a song contest”

- Every country that didn’t make it to the final

“We want in!”

- The U.S.

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Imagine Sweden, Denmark and Norway singing this^^.

And yes, Sweden (the country) did win Eurovision with this song.