eurovision 2014

So the guy who gave the points from The Netherlands


this blonde guy

a lot of you were asking who he is. He is a Dutch singer, 26 years old, named Tim Douwsma.

People are sending him messages on Twitter from all over the world since yesterday and they are calling him “the hot guy from Holland” and he doesn’t know what to do he just laughs and is shy and it’s really cute nawh.


which basically means “Dear what’s happening!!”

Best Of Graham Norton 2014
  • This song features a trapeze. Why? Because its Eurovision.
  • That was fun, come on! I can feel you resisting.
  • I bet he's delighted its over. As are we.
  • This song features a circular piano. Why? Because its Eurovision.
  • I thought I looked tired and sweaty. Wow.
  • If you have a sleeping grandad, wake him. I have a feeling he may enjoy this.
  • * Host:“Join us in the 21st Century!”* I'm 51, I'm not dead.
  • He's not an actor or a comedian. This will become clear in a moment.
  • Its over! Relax everyone. Yes, arrivederci.
  • That was good! Though I think they may be marked down for those white socks.
  • It's like the gay wedding I'll never have.
  • This is a sweet little girl who won a contest, lets all be nice.
  • You may have killed me with confetti.
  • Oh look, there's Ireland! Obviously booked their tickets before the semi-finals...
  • *French host talking* She speaks great French.
  • * Host:Interesting!* ….No its not.
  • *Georgia gives UK 3 points* Thank you!! ..I wont be rude about your jacket then.
Just a few of my favourite Graham Norton Eurovision quotes...

“Well, that wasn’t embarrassing at all, well done.”

“Small children and pets should probably move from the room. Here’s Cezar, proving that just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.”

“The song is called ‘Alcohol is Free’. Ironic to sing that in Sweden, where it’s anything else. You have to sell your car to get a pint.” 

“This will put fear into your heart – she’s a devoted experimental jazz musician. She can do extraordinary things with her voice…not pleasant things but extraordinary.”

“He looks like a nice boy who’s fallen in with the wrong lot, doesn’t he?”

“It’s an unusual Eurovision this year. There are lots of songs that are really quite good and brilliantly sung. This is not one of those. It’s Russia.” 

“They’re drinking quite a lot. It’s almost like they think they’re not going to perform again.” -Graham talking about the UK’s backing dancers

“Miraculously, and I mean that, she has made it through to the final”

“The bad news is, you’re about to watch Albania. She’s only 17, so please bear that in mind. Where was her mother? Why didn’t she step in and say no?”

“Oh thank you, it’s so fun! It’s like the gay wedding I’ll never have! It’s gone in my wine!” - When they threw confetti over Graham

“Oh thank you, three points! I won’t make fun of your jacket now then!”

 "Certainly the cleaner won’t be pleased.“ - When the streamers opened

(feel free to add more!)