• everyone in Europe: I love Eurovision it's such a fun and supportive time, it's such a joyous occasion
  • voting: *happens*
  • everyone in Europe: this is an absolute continental disgrace I have been stabbed in the back by everyone I have known and loved, how has this happened

salvador sobral: *tries to pass an important message about helping refugees but isn’t allowed to bc it’s too political*

salvador sobral: *thanks his sister and the composer luis figueiredo for making the song, giving them all the credit*

salvador sobral: *can’t get excited during the voting bc of his heart condition but when his sister is singing on stage he flails adorably at her performance*

salvador sobral: *during the press conference always refers to THE SONG WINNING - NOT HIMSELF bc that’s it’s the song that really matters*

salvador sobral: *doesn’t consider himself a national hero, he just wants to sing and live a peaceful life, he just hopes the song can make a change*

salvador sobral: *makes a slightly bad worded speech directing at ALL POP MUSIC, and NOT just for Eurovision competitors*

amar pelo dois: *a song with no specified gender, no specified sexuality, just the simplicity and strength of emotions conveyed in song can be applied to almost anyone over the world if you empathize with it, uniting people with a language that not the majority of the world knows about*

tumblr salty people: dude this guy is an arrogant shit saying he’s better than everyone what does he know about eurovision it’s supposed to be glamorous and full of glitter how straight is this guy with his incestuous boring duet ballad that puts anyone to sleep

me: ……….

Eurovision 2017 Finals Highlights

Aonother year, another list! 

Belarus made out 

Austria’s man on the moon / Dreamworks guy

Moldova’s three couples got married

Italy jazzing with gorilla

Romania’s YOODELIHOO *boom* 

Azerbaijan and their horse 

Ukraine’s giant head thing

The best thing about having Eurovision in Ukraine
 - we got Verka Serduchka

And then there was the guy in the Australian flag who mooned 200 million viewers on stage with Jamala

A huge shout out to :

- Portugal for not only achieving its first top 5 place since entering, but winning too!

- Bulgaria for getting their highest placing with the amazing 17 year old Kristian

- Moldova for getting their highest ever placing!

- Belgium for proving many people wrong with how well Blanche can perform

- Romania for proving Yodel Rap can work

- Hungary for showing that a bilingual song where neither language is English can succeed

- Belarus for showing that folk songs do work

I could write so much more! But I just wanted to give a shoutout to these nations for showing something special