european game

*The nations playing Risk.* 

America: You’re only winning because you CHOOSE MY COUNTRY!! MY AREA!! YOU CHEATED FROM THE START!!

Russia: We will see.*Wins his attack.* 

America: Don’t you dare!! Don’t you dare!!! ARTHUR!! You said you’d back me up!!

England: That deal is off. 

America: YOU– *Pulls a gun from under the table.* 

*Russia pulls a gun. England pulls a gun. Everyone else at the table is armed.*

Canada: *Sigh This was never a good idea….

nhl cryptids

- old montreal videos in english
- the bruins 2011 stanley cup being recognized in any fashion
- staal family portraits
- announcers who pronounce european names correctly
- a game that doesn’t mention sidney crosby, alex ovechkin, or the chicago blackhawks at any point
- any team located below the mason dixon line
- barclays center
- someone fighting zdeno chara
-the washington capitals in the eastern conference final
- refs not having an obvious bias, especially if they have the accent of a home team’s location
- wherever the hell connor mcdavid came from
- an intermission or post game interview where no one says “yeah no” or “no yeah”
- the colorado avalanche’s 2016-2017 season
- third overall draft picks
- a european player scouted first overall for the draft
- claude giroux’s old hair
- anze kopitar

me: eurovision contestants are human beings and have very little to do with their country’s politics and the two shouldn’t be conflated

also me: uk’s entry is way too apt in its lyrics and timing to not be deliberate, and honestly to europe it must be the equivalent of getting a drunk call from your spouse while you’re in the middle of a bitter divorce and they’re saying that they’ll always care about you and cherish the times you had together, and it’s full of doublespeak that you don’t gave time to decipher the meaning behind because you’re just trying to drink some wine and have a bubble bath

So I’m American and I have no clue about the European Hunger Games equivalent but so far I’ve gathered:

A gorilla with a bowtie has been selected gay overlord

There’s yodelling? Romantically?

Somebody tried to sing Bohemian Rhapsody by themselves

Stormtroopers?

The dude with a horse head? That was weird.

And Australia mooned everybody on TV?

Reminder: The Shiny Tapu Koko Event via Nintendo Network (Internet) ends next week

The Pokémon is at level 60 with the ability Electric Surge. It have the following moves: Nature’s Madness, Discharge, Agility and Electro Ball. While holding the item Electric Seed.

To download it, go to Mystery Gift and choose via Internet on your Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon version. Then go to any Pokémon Center and speak with the Delivery Guy to pick up the Pokémon.

This event is available to download only for American, European and PAL version games until August 14, 2017.

Eurovision drinking game 2017

take a sip when

  • when someone uses a prop, costume or background that doesn’t fit their song
  • “good morning Australia!”
  • *clenched fist*
  •  someone mentions a past winner or competitor
  • Verka is being Verka
  • someone’s outfit resembles aluminium foil
  • someone says “thank you Europe”
  • someone makes a really bad joke
  • when your fave makes it to left side of the board during voting
  • you see your country’’s flag in the crowd
  • when someone is wearing a cape

take a shot when

  • it’s your country’s’ turn
  • your fave gets 12 points
  • wINdMAcHiNe!!1!
  • there’s a wardrobe malfunction
  • when the hosts try to talk in sync but fail
  • someone sings off-key
  • when an act is clearly ripping off a past act
  • your country’s votes are being handed out

Specials

  • when an unnecessarily long not is sung, keep chugging until it stops
  • finish your drink if the final top 3 does not includy ANY of your faves
Reminder: Get both Mewtwo's Mega Stones via Code on Pokémon Sun & Moon

The code is M2DESCENT

To get it, go to Mystery Gift and choose via Code. In there, write the code and wait until is download. Once it finish, go to any Pokémon Center to talk with the Delivery Guy.

Notice: This code is international. Meaning that everyone can used it, even if your games are European/PAL, Japanese or American version.

The Shiny Tapu Koko Event have started via Internet at European / PAL games

The Pokémon is at level 60 with the ability Electric Surge. It have the following moves: Nature’s Madness, Discharge, Agility and Electro Ball. While holding the item Electric Seed.

To download it, go to Mystery Gift and choose via Internet on your Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon version.

Edit:  The event ends on August 14, 2017

‘Osman’
[aka, ‘Cannon-Dancer’]

[ARC] [EU] [FLYER] [1996]

  • via The Arcade Flyer Archive

Many ex-Capcom staff including Kouichi Yotsui (credited as Isuke), worked on the original arcade version of Strider and designed Osman as an unofficial sequel to Strider. Yotsui directed both titles.

In contrast to Strider’s futuristic Kazakh-Soviet setting, Osman is set in a neon-lit cyberpunk Arabian setting, while Strider Hiryu is replaced by a Middle Eastern protagonist named Kirin who fights without any weapons. 1UP.com included the game in its “Games to Play Before You Die” list. The game’s bizarre plot supposedly mocks director Kouichi Yotsui’s experience at Capcom after Strider. - Wikipedia