eureka i found it!

anonymous asked:

If Kaname had time to work with ppl to create the blood tablets, surely he had time to mention in passing that he had once tried researching a cure for vampires. It was because he lacked something that didn't exist that long ago, yes? But surely he would realize that eventually it probably would? He had a team of researchers and a fellow genius in Aidou. He could have resumed his research after killing the senate and the active dangerous pb's, but chose a more destructive path instead.

Oh my god.

So you think you could do a better job, then?? 

It’s seriously annoying how you people will do anything to pin the blame on Kaname. Somehow you always find a way. I just said that he was THE FIRST PERSON EVER to even BOTHER starting the research - yet all you can focus on is “but he didn’t finish it!!! wah wah!! he made blood tablets but he didn’t finish the cure!!. Well, fuck - it took Aidou well over 50 years into HIS research to even consider the Chairman. But you’re not mentioning that, are you? Nah, you’re acting like Aidou found Kaname’s research and then eureka! I should just hit up the chairman, yay!!

You said he could have resumed his research after the killing of the council. Fam… fam, did you even read the manga? What part of Kaname CONSTANTLY being out of the house because he had to act as the head of vampire society - pretty much their king - to keep the purebloods and hunters at check did you miss? ? ? ? What part of Yuuki always longing for his return, and him assuring her that as soon as things had settled in vampire society, he would spend more time with her and it would be safer for her to venture outside did you miss? 

LITERALLY the first time Yuuki ventures outside on her own - and gets attacked and nearly killed hadn’t it been for zero - Kaname’s in another goddamn meeting. When Yuuki kicks his familiar, you see Kaname smiling to himself while he’s in a meeting

These were unsafe times - he couldn’t just spend all his time in the laboratory, and frankly, I think the cure was the last thing on his mind at the time. He had to protect Yuuki and keep vampire society in check. That’s a WHOLE LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY on his shoulders. But I bet you could do such a better fucking job, right? 

Furthermore - his identity as the ancestor was kept secret from most of society. Somehow Sara Shirabuki knew, and she wanted to devour his power, but for the most part - society didn’t know. So you mean to tell me that he, as just the son of Haruka and Juuri Kuran in the eyes of society, should pull out 10K year old research out of his ass and present it to society?? Like “oopsi look what I found in the family library!! and look, I’m suddenly super knowledgeable about vampire biology and their origins!”. It wouldn’t work.

You’re right about one thing; he did choose a more destructive path, but that was because things weren’t working out no matter how many meetings he attended. Purebloods were still thirsty af for power and blood, and there were still followers of Asato left behind lurking in the scenes and waiting to strike. Besides, genius, say if Kaname decided to focus on the cure, would there be any plot left in the story?? 

God damn it. You are so ungrateful. You dismiss everything Kaname does, and focus on the one possible flaw. Did you even stop to think for a second that if Kaname hadn’t started the research for anti-vampire weapons, there wouldn’ be any hunters or weapons today??

Unless you actually have something intelligent and BASED ON FACTS to come with, do not send me more stupid shit like this. Be gone now 

Originally posted by derbydeets

MBTI + Figures from Classical Antiquity

ESTP: Alexander the Great

“There is nothing impossible to him who will try.”

INTP: Socrates

“True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.”

INFJ: Plato

“Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.”

INFP: Homer

“I detest the man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.”

“Words empty as the wind are best left unsaid.”

ESTJ: Cleisthenes

“To advise according to the laws what was best for the people.”

ISTJ: Herodotus

“The king’s might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.”

“Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all.”

“Illness strikes men when they are exposed to change.”

INTJ: Euclid

“The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God.”

“There is no royal road to geometry.”

ENFJ: Pericles

“What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.”

ISTP: Archimedes

“Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.”

“Eureka! I have found it!”

ISFP: Sappho

“What is beautiful is good, and who is good will soon be beautiful.”

“What cannot be said will be wept.”

ESFP: Alcibiades

“As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delights of presence best known by the torments of absence.”

“Good evening, sirs. Will you admit to your drinking a fellow very far gone in liquor?”

ENFP: Aristophanes

“Why, I’d like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.”

“You should not decide until you have heard what both have to say.”

“Quickly, bring me a beacon of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.”

ENTP: Protagoras

“There are two sides to every question.”

ENTJ: Aristotle

“No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.”

“At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst.”

ISFJ: Pindar

“Learn what you are and be such.”

“Every gift which is given, even though it be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.”

ESFJ: Solon

“In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.”

“Learn to obey before you command.”

“Reprove thy friend privately; commend him publicly.”

anonymous asked:

ok so I started watching shameless last Thursday because of u and after basically using every spare second of my time to marathon it im finally caught up and first of all HOLY SHIT ITS SO GOOD and second of all. What do I do with my life now. How can I go on. I've been watching this show for like 50 something of the last 120 hours what do I do with myself now (Also have u read any gallavich fic and if so would you rec me some?)

Awesome!  Yeah, that’s how I felt after watching it the first time too, I spent all my free time watching, what to do when your done watching????

Read good fanfiction of course! :P  I’d love to rec you some! :D All of these are either one-shots or finished chapter fics, no WIPs :)

Sexual Harassment in the Workplace

Mickey just needs to keep his head down and stay out of trouble at his new job. Still trouble always manages to find him and when it takes the form of his red haired boss, Mickey’s not sure he can resist even if he wanted to. (Gallavich AU)

Straight Guys Don’t Do Ballet

Mickey is the new pianist at a dance studio, and Ian might be the most annoying person he’s ever met. So naturally, even though it pushes the limits of professionalism, he decides to mess with the guy. Because any guy who does ballet is just asking for it.

You Are Inked On My Skin Long Before We Begin

Mickey’s always been scared of getting his words.  The words which start to show up a couple of weeks before you meet your soulmate, somewhere on your body, beginning so pale they’re barely legible and gradually fading into inky black; the words which will be the first your soulmate ever says to you. He’s hoped that he’ll be like Terry and never get them at all, because he knows that when he meets his soulmate, it’s gonna be a guy, and that’s dangerous, too dangerous to be worth it.
So of course, with his luck, he gets them when he’s only seventeen.

Through the Dawn (series)

Ian meets him at a bar. It becomes a thing, but they never do get around to exchanging names.

Maybe You’ll Be Heard

Prompt: Ian has a speaking difficulty (such as stuttering) so he hates speaking, naturally, Mickey loves his voice - Anon

I Second that Emotion

The words written in a scrawl on the inside of  Ian’s arm don’t make him excited to meet his soulmate. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to hear them. He wants them to be said, then laughed about for years to come. The words themselves might not be heartwarming, but the fact that they will come from of Ian’s soulmate makes them special.

Night Sky

Milkoviches didn’t care for the stars in the night sky. They never looked up to see what was out there for them and they didn’t want to know. It was ridiculous to believe the stars could show you who your soul mate was and they never believed in it, no matter how much society and the media made your stars the most important feature of your life.

Sandwich Asshole AU (series)

ian works in the same office building as mickey. they don’t really get along and mickey seriously considers murdering him over a sandwich.

Make it Alone, or Keep a Straight Face

Mickey’s a sarcastic, cynical piece of shit and he knows it. The last thing he wants to do is go out searching for his perfect match like so many with his little unique ability end up doing.  Apparently, anything red and above 85 is considered soul mate material. Mickey had laughed out loud when he read that one.

This is the Fate You’ve Carved On Me (series)

i don’t know what the fuck true love even is but i do want to hang out with you for basically the rest of my life

Fake it Till You Make It

“Remember that one time you asked me to do that thing for you, and I never asked any questions, and you didn’t explain a fucking thing, but I did it anyway? Do you remember what you said? That you owed me? Big time? I’m calling in that favor.”
In which Ian did a stupid thing and Mickey is there to bail him out. What are best friends for, right?

A Sort of Fairytale

By the time Ian is tossed out of the army and makes his reluctant way home, Mickey is long gone.

Epiphany

Mickey hates to be a walking cliché but—looking at Ian? It feels like the stars and the moon and the fucking sun have all aligned. Boom! Bam! Eureka! I have found the meaning of freakin’ life dipshits! Epiphany.

The Sky is Blue

My response to the prompt: “An AU where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate.”

We Only Own Our Hell (You Don’t Know Me That Well)

Mickey and Ian meet when they both ditch class, only they just smoke weed and talk, but Mickey can’t seem to get Ian out of his head.

Private (School) Parts

Ian hadn’t expected much from his junior year of high school, spent at the prestigious and expensive boarding school the Chicago Academy. Then he meets Mickey Milkovich, his detention-seeking, chain smoking, rebel-without-a-cause roommate, attending the school on a scholarship he never wanted, and everything changes.

‘Til the Fire Blazing Light

‘Gallagher.’
‘Gallagher what?’
‘My last name. Ian Gallagher.’
Duh. Mickey shook his hand, feeling ridiculous at the gesture. ‘Milkovich.’ (soulmate au)

Love is a Disease

Ian had only read it that one time. It was in this book he had to read for school.
“Love is a mental disease.”
It sounded like a load of bullshit to him, honestly.

Alright, so this is possibly the best or worst cross-over EVER.  I present to you, Bikini Bottom’s Jaeger, THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER.  

By the way, the Seashell Bra shoots missiles a la Stiker Eureka.

Oh geez what have I done…I was supposed to be working on a self-portrait for school…

Font is Spy Agency found here http://www.dafont.com/spy-agency.font

wheres the feuilly/bahorel version of co-adopt-an-animal-and-end-up-in-love fic? Someone should write that.

also a thank you for all of you followers, you guys are great!