Band Class
  • Today in Band Class!
  • *class starts*
  • Tuba:*dicking around*
  • French Horn:Tuba! *turns around* Trombone!
  • Trombone:*emptying spit into flute case* What?
  • Flute:AHHHHHHHH EWWWWW SPIT
  • Everyone except percussion:SHUT UP FLUTE
  • Percussion:Lol ikr
  • Tuba:AHHHHH I DROPPED IT
  • Everyone else:AHHHHHH TUBA DROPPED IT
  • Clarinet:Goddammit Tuba.
  • Euphonium:Tuba, you okay?
  • Oboe:NOOOOOO THE REED
  • Bassoon:Fuck *raises hand* BD, I don't know where my stand is.
  • Alto Sax:*ACTUALLY PRACTICING*
  • Bari Sax:Horn, do you know where my ligature is?
  • French Horn:Check Flute's case
  • Trumpet:*plays as loudly as possible*
  • Clarinet:*dies*
  • Bass Clarinet:TRUMPET STOP IT
  • Tenor Sax:Bass Clarinet, I need a reed.
  • Bass Clarinet:Fuck you
  • Band Director:Hey guys, let's play scales.
  • Trombones:BLAGDHBJESFDGHACBXCMFDSJKRUKHTL
  • Oboe:I NEED A NEW REED
  • Tuba:Are you alive, big guy? *whispers prayer* I swear, this is the last time I ever drop you--IT'S NOT DENTED WOOOHOO
  • Band Director:Hey guys, let's play scales!
  • Clarinet:Bad reed, bad reed, bad reed, ooh okay reed, bad reed, decent reed!
  • Saxophones:BD, none of us have our straps.
  • French Horn:*sigh* Check Trombone's case.
  • Band Director:HEY GUYS LET'S PLAY SCALES!
  • Brass Section minus Horn:*erupts into a rousing round of Humpty Dumpty*
  • Clarinet:*joins Brass*
  • Flute:Eww Brass. Ewww Clarinet.
  • Band Director:*transforms into fire-breathing dragon* EVERYONE PLAY CONCERT D-FLAT MAJOR SCALE NOW
  • Everyone:*plays scale*
  • Oboe:*sob* I broke my reed