euphemism

If you think about it, most immortals would actually be no use at all when it comes to correcting the history books. For every one who can recall in exhaustive detail where they were and what they were doing three hundred years ago, there’s going to be a dozen who are all: “The French Revolution? Man, I don’t remember what I had for breakfast this morning.”

(Or worse, everything they remember is going to be goofy trivia - like, they can’t tell you anything about politics or religion because they honestly weren’t paying that much attention, but they can rattle off a whole encyclopedia of three-century-old euphemisms for the word “penis”.)

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OULD SERIOUSLY WRITE YOU ONE NO JOKE Who Framed Roger Rabbit is one of my all time favorite movies and i’ve always loved Jessica Rabbit Asexual Jessica Rabbit head cannons fuel me they FUEL MY WHOLE LIFE

the best PART ABOUT IT ALL IS BASICALLY HOW IT’S CANON 

THERE IS NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER IN THE MOVIE DICTATING THAT SHE WAS A HOE, WHICH THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT OF COURSE, BUT IT’S NOT HER!!! SHE’S SHAPELY AND BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST RISQUE THING SHE DOES IS PLAY PATTY CAKE WITH ANOTHER MAN!! AND IT’S NOT LIKE THAT UNIVERSE DOESN’T HAVE SEX–THEY DO–SO PATTY CAKE WASN’T A EUPHEMISM FOR ANYTHING, SHE LITERALLY PLAYED A HAND GAME WITH ANTHER GUY  AND THATS IT 

“IM NOT BAD, IM JUST DRAWN THAT WAY” LITERALLY CODE FOR “ALL YOU ASSHOLES KEEP SEEING ME AS A SEX OBJECT AND IM NOT!!!” 

ACE JESSICA RABBIT??? 100% BEAUTIFUL ACE REPRESENTATION CMON LOUDER FOR TEH ACE KIDS IN THE BACK 

It has its own controversies, a lot of which seem to stem from the fact that sound quality is a completely subjective thing: there’s no way of meaningfully measuring it, so if you think something improves your system, then, well, it does.

Hence the ideas and products peddled by Peter Belt, a former electronics engineer who variously advocates freezing CDs before you play them, colouring in the edge of your albums and the fuses in your plugs with a violet marker, ensuring that all the leads on your hi-fi system are white – that’s not a euphemism for something technical, he means coloured white – and the use of a series of mysterious creams. You rub these into your hi-fi components and — get this — the magnetic strips on your credit and debit cards to improve “energy patterns” and achieve better sound quality. A lot of the audiophiles I speak to understandably think Belt is a raving nutter, or, worse, a snake oil salesman, but even so, his adherents aren’t hard to find. “I’ve got some of his products,” says Jason. “Do they work? I wouldn’t be paying money for them if I didn’t think they did.

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Audiophiles: Are They Hearing Something We’re Not? - Esquire

Alexis Petridis’ article about audiophiles is very good.

Headcannon where after Male Kamui and Zero get together, Kamui tries to keep their relationship professional while they’re around others, but Zero had other ideas.

Like playing footsie underneath the war room table, making lewd euphemisms at Kamui in the training yard, and casually grabbing his butt while he’s giving his reports to Garon.

anonymous asked:

positivity: theharellan

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          || So the story is that I was wandering around in the DARP section of tumblr and found theharellan mostly by chance. So I went to Katy on skype and asked, yo do you know this person, should I follow? And I think she replied quite concisely with “great writer, good worldbuilding, very dedicated”, and since her compliments are never at random, I did follow only to find out that she was completely right. 

          I mean, not only I am very much intrigued by the possible interactions (like, Fëanor is not big on gods, to use an euphemism, and Solas is who he is, but then again Solas is also a rebel, and there are some parallelisms between their respective motivations that I so want to explore, in my DA verse or in the crossover verse, which might make them even more evident and possibly more interesting, and this sentence is getting too long), but also by the writer because they write really well. I am keeping my cool and typing with proper grammar but I am still definitely in the state of DO YOU WANNA DO A THING DUDE with this writer. 

owc expressions:

“and i wanna live with the androids on the moon” - usually sarcastic. no one wants to live in the horribly failed android colony on the moon. occasionally used like a “fuck you” / “get lost” if you rearrange the words a little

“chalk on it” - play on ‘choke on it’, referencing the dry (and aptly named) chalkbars that children and elderly tend to choke on (also ppl who don’t chew all the way before swallowing). .02% of deaths yearly in the states result from chalkbar asphyxiation. other chalkbar-themed insults are common out of communal and widespread frustration w/ chalkbars

“we’re taking [name] to seattle” - a euphemism for 'we are going to kill this person’

there are other phrases but [shrug emoji] i’ll post em later

I connect with Rolph from ed edd and eddy on so many levels like Rolph is me. Foreign and obsessed with farm animals and weird euphemisms

Letting labels define us

So, people say this about people who are stigmatized in some way or another:

  • “She has a disability, but she doesn’t let her label define her!”
  • “He happens to be gay, but he doesn’t let that label define him!”

And… it tends to be in the context of an article or video that’s literally about how their difference and the way it’s labelled has a profound impact on their life.

It rings false, because if labels didn’t matter, the article or video wouldn’t be about them. It matters that some people are disabled or gay or whatever other thing people are afraid to name in a straightforward way.

It’s important to send the message that we’re all more than one thing, and that no label or category completely defines who we are. It’s also important to acknowledge that differences don’t stop mattering when they are stigmatized. We need to be able to refer to important aspects of who we are without evasion or euphemism.

Please fire me. I got yelled at and almost sued by a woman asking me who were “Nikes.” She thought I was being prejudice against blacks. She called later and told me I was a liar and that they were shoes even though I told her they were shoes. I can’t stand these customers…

Ben Franklin's List of Euphemisms for "Inebriated (Drunk)"

A
He is Addled,
He’s casting up his Accounts,
He’s Afflicted,
He’s in his Airs.

B
He’s Biggy,
Bewitch’d,
Block and Block,
Boozy,
Bowz’d,
Been at Barbadoes,
Piss’d in the Brook,
Drunk as a Wheel-Barrow,
Burdock’d,
Buskey,
Buzzey,
Has Stole a Manchet out of the Brewer’s Basket,
His Head is full of Bees,
Has been in the Bibbing Plot,
Has drank more than he has bled,
He’s Bungey,
As Drunk as a Beggar,
He sees the Bears,
He’s kiss’d black Betty,
He’s had a Thump over the Head with Sampson’s Jawbone,
He’s Bridgey.

C
He’s Cat,
Cagrin’d,
Capable,
Cramp’d,
Cherubimical,
Cherry Merry,
Wamble Crop’d,
Crack’d,
Concern’d,
Half Way to Concord,
Has taken a Chirriping-Glass,
Got Corns in his Head,
A Cup to much,
Coguy,
Copey,
He’s heat his Copper,
He’s Crocus,
Catch’d,
He cuts his Capers,
He’s been in the Cellar,
He’s in his Cups,
Non Compos,
Cock’d,
Curv’d,
Cut,
Chipper,
Chickery,
Loaded his Cart,
He’s been too free with the Creature,
Sir Richard has taken off his Considering Cap,
He’s Chap-fallen,

D
He’s Disguiz’d,
He’s got a Dish,
Kill’d his Dog,
Took his Drops,
It is a Dark Day with him,
He’s a Dead Man,
Has Dipp’d his Bill,
He’s Dagg’d,
He’s seen the Devil,

E
He’s Prince Eugene,
Enter’d,
Wet both Eyes,
Cock Ey’d,
Got the Pole Evil,
Got a brass Eye,
Made an Example,
He’s Eat a Toad & half for Breakfast.
In his Element,

F
He’s Fishey,
Fox’d,
Fuddled,
Sore Footed,
Frozen,
Well in for’t,
Owes no Man a Farthing,
Fears no Man,
Crump Footed,
Been to France,
Flush’d,
Froze his Mouth,
Fetter’d,
Been to a Funeral,
His Flag is out,
Fuzl’d,
Spoke with his Friend,
Been at an Indian Feast.

G
He’s Glad,
Groatable,
Gold-headed,
Glaiz’d,
Generous,
Booz’d the Gage,
As Dizzy as a Goose,
Been before George,
Got the Gout,
Had a Kick in the Guts,
Been with Sir John Goa,
Been at Geneva,
Globular,
Got the Glanders.

H
Half and Half,
Hardy,
Top Heavy,
Got by the Head,
Hiddey,
Got on his little Hat,
Hammerish,
Loose in the Hilts,
Knows not the way Home,
Got the Hornson,
Haunted with Evil Spirits,
Has Taken Hippocrates grand Elixir,

I
He’s Intoxicated,

J
Jolly,
Jagg’d,
Jambled,
Going to Jerusalem,
Jocular,
Been to Jerico,
Juicy.

K
He’s a King,
Clips the King’s English,
Seen the French King,
The King is his Cousin,
Got Kib’d Heels,
Knapt,
Het his Kettle.

L
He’s in Liquor,
Lordly,
He makes Indentures with his Leggs,
Well to Live,
Light,
Lappy,
Limber,

M
He sees two Moons,
Merry,
Middling,
Moon-Ey’d,
Muddled,
Seen a Flock of Moons,
Maudlin,
Mountous,
Muddy,
Rais’d his Monuments,
Mellow,

N
He’s eat the Cocoa Nut,
Nimptopsical,
Got the Night Mare,

O
He’s Oil’d,
Eat Opium,
Smelt of an Onion,
Oxycrocium,
Overset,

P
He drank till he gave up his Half-Penny,
Pidgeon Ey’d,
Pungey,
Priddy,
As good conditioned as a Puppy,
Has scalt his Head Pan,
Been among the Philistines,
In his Prosperity,
He’s been among the Philippians,
He’s contending with Pharaoh,
Wasted his Paunch,
He’s Polite,
Eat a Pudding Bagg,

Q
He’s Quarrelsome,

R
He’s Rocky,
Raddled,
Rich,
Religious,
Lost his Rudder,
Ragged,
Rais’d,
Been too free with Sir Richard,
Like a Rat in Trouble.

S
He’s Stitch’d,
Seafaring,
In the Sudds,
Strong,
Been in the Sun,
As Drunk as David’s Sow,
Swampt,
His Skin is full,
He’s Steady,
He’s Stiff,
He’s burnt his Shoulder,
He’s got his Top Gallant Sails out,
Seen the yellow Star,
As Stiff as a Ring-bolt,
Half Seas over,
His Shoe pinches him,
Staggerish,
It is Star-light with him,
He carries too much Sail,
Stew’d
Stubb’d,
Soak’d,
Soft,
Been too free with Sir John Strawberry,
He’s right before the Wind with all his Studding Sails out,
Has Sold his Senses.

T
He’s Top’d,
Tongue-ty’d,
Tann’d,
Tipium Grove,
Double Tongu’d,
Topsy Turvey,
Tipsey,
Has Swallow’d a Tavern Token,
He’s Thaw’d,
He’s in a Trance,
He’s Trammel’d,

V
He makes Virginia Fence,
Valiant,
Got the Indian Vapours,

W
The Malt is above the Water,
He’s Wise,
He’s Wet,
He’s been to the Salt Water,
He’s Water-soaken,
He’s very Weary,
Out of the Way.

How to Study Advanced French

This guide is aimed at non-native French-speakers who have a solid grasp on grammar and can read and understand spoken French with ease. Often, when you get to this point, it’s difficult to know how to keep improving, so I’ve made this guide based on my experience. 

Disclaimer: This guide is based on “Standard” Parisian French. This is the dialect most people learn in school and most resources are based off of. I recognize that all other dialects of French are just as important and will post more on them in the future. 


PRONUNCIATION

1. Once you reach proficiency in French, it’s a good time to practice your accent. You probably already have a decent accent, but wouldn’t it be sweet to sound like a native? To practice I usually watch French youtubers and pause and repeat after them. You can also use Forvo to isolate specific words you want to practice. Also, here’s a good guide on how to pronounce the French r which is difficult for many native speakers of English. 

VOCABULARY

You probably have a pretty good vocabulary. You know the words for most things you come across in everyday life. But what if you are in a situation where you need to know how to say mushy? These kind of words are good to know to increase your fluency.

1. Reading is a good way to find words you don’t know. I usually underline words I don’t know while I read, and look them up later. That way I don’t interrupt my reading. 

2. Think to yourself in French. Make a note when you can’t find a word for something you’re thinking about and look it up later. 

CULTURAL FLUENCY

1. Usage - The rules we learn from textbooks are based on “correct” grammatical French. In reality, the native usage of words differs from what we are taught. For example, the French shorten many words just like we often call a picture a pic in English, or a telephone a phone. Contractions, filler words can also help make you sound more natural

2. Proverbs/Sayings - These are also important to know and will help you sound like a native: proverbs, colloquial expressions, quotations from movies, euphemisms, and more colloquial expressions

3. Slang - While you may not use all the slang you learn (I’m not sure what might be considered appropriative), it will greatly enhance your comprehension of spoken French: phrases, words derived from Arabic, words for money, verlan, swears, and expressions with foutre

Bonus: ways to avoid gendered or binary language.