Lee Soo Man: Im going to debut a “super” group that rotates members and takes over the world!
ELF’s: No. We like SJ exactly how they are. Keep the members the same!
Lee Soo Man: * whistles “Sorry Sorry” and attempts it anyway*
Super Junior: *adds members, loses members, has a thousand scandals, hearts are crushed*
Lee Soo Man: Im going to make an “exciting” group that will take over Korea and China! Performing in two languages flawlessly!
ELF’S & EXO-L’s: Um…are you sure this can work?
Lee Soo Man: *hums “Baby Don’t Cry” and does it anyway*
EXO: *K&M mash together, A mass exodus to China, a heart breaking divorce and a thousand paper cuts from contracts reviews*
Lee Soo Man: I have a totally new revolutionary idea to make a world wide group that will touch every nation and city!!
ELF’s, Exo-L’s, and Nctzens: Um just going by your track record dude I think we should all be a little nervous to see you pull this off.
Lee Soo Man: *claps his hands because he’s happy and he know it*
NCT: *NCT U vanishes, Thai member permanent hiatus, baby group sexualized and everyone and their mother joins 127*
Lee Soo Man: I want to make a new group that will rotate members an-