eugene sims

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“We’d dismantled the fortress she had built… The army she had raised… The future she had planned. And the entire wolrd was about to know she had failed. Taken down by a gamer, a junkie and a small town delinquent.”

  • Eugene: Okay.... Let's go over this one more time... If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Got it?
  • Fetch: I think so....
  • Delsin: Wait! I have questions! What if I bite it and it dies?
  • Eugene: That means you're poisonous.
  • Delsin: And what if it bites itself and I die?
  • Fetch: That's voodoo.
  • Delsin: Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Eugene: [getting annoyed] That's correlation, not causation.
  • Delsin: Alright, and what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Fetch: That's.... kinky?