eugene sims


“We’d dismantled the fortress she had built… The army she had raised… The future she had planned. And the entire wolrd was about to know she had failed. Taken down by a gamer, a junkie and a small town delinquent.”

  • Eugene: Okay.... Let's go over this one more time... If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Got it?
  • Fetch: I think so....
  • Delsin: Wait! I have questions! What if I bite it and it dies?
  • Eugene: That means you're poisonous.
  • Delsin: And what if it bites itself and I die?
  • Fetch: That's voodoo.
  • Delsin: Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Eugene: [getting annoyed] That's correlation, not causation.
  • Delsin: Alright, and what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Fetch: That's.... kinky?