Every The Walking Dead Episode → Days Gone Bye

“Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They’re born thinkin’ the switch only goes one way: on. I mean, they’re, they’re struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. It’s like, come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently, because, because my chromosomes happen to be different is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.”


Every The Walking Dead Episode → Guts

“Look, we came to the city to scavenge supplies. You know what the key to scavaging is? Surviving. You know the key to surviving? Sneaking in and out… tiptoeing and not shooting up the streets like it’s the O.K. Corral”