side note, as I edit this terribly angsty karabita fic I just want to share
I have considered writing a fic about Karamatsu’s Adventures With Etsy, which mostly involve him creating a shop that’s all actually well made stuff, but it’s all covered in sequins and his face. And it’s just. Horrible. But then a bunch of hipsters find it and think he’s being ironic and start buying his shit in droves. It becomes like this insane street art/performance art thing, like totally memetic bullshit. And everyone’s like “why are people buying your garbage???” and he’s like “because I am an artiste”.
(Chibita would eventually get tired of him being an arrogant shithead and show him the people making fun of him online, then instantly feel terribly guilty because Karamatsu is heartbroken. Karamatsu decides he must be True To His Heart ™ and makes a series of painful videos that shows he’s uh. Genuinely awful. And loses a lot of his fans. Chibita must comfort him. But some weirdos online are attracted to his big heart and endearingly earnest sensibilities, and he still retains a small but loyal fanbase. the end.)
idk guys this is my sense of humor