eternal crushes

skulldoll27  asked:

Omg I just finished the latest chapter of pulsion and I laughed so hard at the whole "Obi-Wan considers to have sex with cat?/Chad?/Cad? Bane" and literally the only thing I could think at that moment was "Does he leave the hat on during sex?" Followed by "omg, what if he ended up with a giant fucking crush on Obi-Wan? Wouldn't that be hilarious? And what if he just kinda decides to keep perusing Obi-Wan even after the whole reveal thing? I doubt Qui Gon would be happy...

As resident badass fanfic author extraordinaire for this fic, I can safely tell you that, yes, he would totally keep the hat on during sex.

In fact, I imagine Obi-Wan would walk into a room and see Bane lounging on the bed in *only* his hat (which is covering whatever the fuck kind of genitalia Duros have) as he winks and says, “Giddyup, Jedi.”

As for the rest… *inhales quietly*… *spoilers*

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(A/N): So this is my first one! I hope that you guys like it! 

Warnings: None

ps: i’ve decided to name (y/n)’s best friend lisa because i wanted her to have a real name 

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“I’m still kind of not sure about that party.”

“It’s not a party, (Y/N). It’s a friend’s reunion. More specifically, in a karaoke.” your best friend said from the bathroom.

“Then I shouldn’t go. I don’t know anybody there!” you shouted so you friend could hear you.

Lisa appeared in front of you seconds later. She had her arms crossed and was looking angrily at you. You answered with an innocent smile. “You do know me, right?” she asked with one of her brows raised up.

“I do.” you said calmly. “But do you want me to be stuck to you all night? Seriously?”

“No! I want you to meet some hot guy, dance with him and whatever comes up, (Y/N)! That’s why I’m so insistent.” Lisa kneed in front of you and took both of your hands. “Please, don’t be a bore and come with me. Please, please.”

“It was necessary that you have to kneed? With a simple “please” would have been enough.”

She slapped you in the arm. “I was trying to be dramatic!” You nodded and then smiled. Well, you would have to get through some hours with new people. Maybe it was a good idea, maybe you should make new friends and go out more often. It was clear that the people who your best friend was going to introduce you wasn’t murderers or something like that, but you was scared of what they could think about you. You felt like you wasn’t ‘at their level’.

During the next few minutes, you had to choose something nice to wear and do your make up, obviously with your friend’s help. After all that process, you looked at yourself in the bathroom mirror. “Alright, I’m not that bad.” you mumbled.

“Of course you’re not! You look like a star, girl.” you laughed at your friend’s enthusiasm. “Now let’s go and we’re going to get funky like a monkey!”

You two laughed at the same time. Your best friend was insane, and that’s why you loved her that much.

When you arrived at the karaoke, a lot of people started to approach you. mostly of the people were friends of Lisa, so in less than a minute you met more than 10 persons. “Hey, let’s say hello to Tyler.” she said close to your ear. “You’ll love him. Trust me.”

You nodded nervously and followed your friend until the end of the local. There were some less people so you took advantage of the situation and looked your phone. Your sister was sick and you wanted to get sure that she was fine.

“And this is my beautiful and phone-addicted best friend, (Y/N).” you listened to Lisa and suddenly you picked your head up.

“Sorry. Family stuff.”

“Don’t worry. Lisa is just being too rude with you.” the dark haired boy said while laughing. “I’m Tyler, by the way.”

“I know. I love your band.”

Tyler smiled. “I’ll go and say hello to the others. I hope you’re ready to sing, (Y/N). I want you to sing with me at least one song.”

“Done deal, Tyler.”

He winked at you. So, you’d have to sing a song with Tyler Joseph. The night was turning more and more interesting.

“You see? Tyler like you, I know that he does.” Lisa hit you with her elbow. “There’s Josh. Do you want me to introduce him to you?”

“Wait? Josh, who?”

“Josh from Drake & Josh!” said with irony. “Josh Dun, silly! Your eternal crush.”

You wanted to meet him, but at the same time you didn’t. When (Y/F/N) started to work as the Twenty One Pilots’ tour photographer you almost had a heart attack. Since the guys started with the band you always had some type of crush in Josh, he was cute and you loved his sense of humor. But then he started dating that girl from Disney Channel, and your hopes got reduced to zero. “He’s single now.” your friend hit you again getting you out of your thoughts. “Oh, he’s coming over here. Now you can’t escape.”

“Hey you! I didn’t know that you were going to come!” the old love of your life was in front of you, hugging your best friend and kissing her in the cheek. Two years ago, you’d be dying in the floor. “Oh, hi, I’m Josh. You must be (Y/N).”

How the hell did he know what was your name? “Your friend is always talking me about you. I wanted to know you after all that stories about you two.”

In that second, all your face got red. More red than his hair. If (Y/F/N) had tell him embarrassing things about you, she’d die strangled. “I hope that she hasn’t told you to many things.”

“Enough to know that you’re cool.” he said with a smile.

When you was thinking about what to say, you felt a hand in your shoulder. It was Tyler. “Ready to sing with me?”

“Now? I don’t know if I -”

“You can. Come on! I want to check if your rapping skills are as good as (Y/F/N) told me.”

“She told that to you?”

“And I’ve seen some videos. You’re good at it. Not as much as me.” he said with a egocentrism.

“You sure?”

He nodded. “Let’s check it.”

Before going with Tyler, you grabbed your friend’s arm and talked close to her hear. “I’m gonna kill you, right?”

“Good luck, baby! Beat Tyler’s ass!”

You rolled your eyes. 

Tyler let you choose the song. After looking through a lot of titles, you found the perfect song. You’d beat him with that song. “You sure? I don’t know if choosing an Eminem song is the best idea.”

“Are you scared of her, Joseph?” Josh shouted making everyone laugh.

“Alright, let’s do this.”

When Without Me began, Tyler looked at you challenging. You knew that the victory was yours, that song had always been one of your favorites and you knew how to rap the lyrics even quicker than Eminem did. That wasn’t the only song that you knew to rap tho.

At the middle of the song, Tyler’s face started to became red. When he realised that you were rapping better than him, he started to be more competitive. But it didn’t help him at all. You were winning.

“She’s amazing! I didn’t expect that she was that good.” you heard that Josh said to Lisa. You couldn’t stop smiling at that time.

Without Me ended a couple of seconds after. Everybody in the place knew who was the winner, but Tyler didn’t want to admit it.

“You haven’t done it that well” he said trying to avoid a smile.

“You’re breaking my heart, Tyler.” you cried placing a hand in your chest. 

The brown haired finally smiled. He got closer and got you a hug. “You’re better than Lisa told us. I hope tha this is not the last time that I see you, little rapper. I’m glad to have finally met you, (Y/N)”

“Thank you, Tyler. I’m so glad to have met you too.”

Tyler said goodbye to you with the hand when a blonde girl started to call him.

You needed a drink, and quickly. But when you were searching in your bag for some money to go and order a drink, you felt a hand in your waist. Josh’s hand.

“You has left me with my mouth open. Nobody would think that a girl like you know how to rap like that.”

“L-like me? What does that mean?”

“Well, you’re pretty and you look like the type of girl who is more worried about her manicure than other things.” both of you laughted at the same time.

“Have you met a lot of girls like that?”

“A couple.”

“Then, let me tell you that I have never had a manicure.”

“And let me tell you that I love that.”

Josh smiled when he saw that your cheeks were red. “Hey, why don’t you give me your phone number? We could… talk about rap and those things.”

“Talk about rap? Really?”

“Come on, (Y/N) It’s an excuse for you to give me your number.”

“Yeah, I realized that. But I’m not gonna give it to you. Not that easily.”

You wanted to slap you in the face at the same moment that your words got out of your mouth. That was like a dream to you! Josh seem to be confused. “And what do I have to do?”

“I dare you to sing with me. If you win I’ll give it to you.”

“And If I lose?”

“I’ll give it to you anyways. But I want to hear you sing.” he smiled.

“I like you.”

i guess i’ll have to learn to be delicate (with your heart)

Fluff Friday: November 18 “Big & Little”

Not particularly shippy. Featuring: Sakura and Kakashi, with guest appearances by Naruto, Sai, Yamato, Tsunade and Shizune. Would nod vaguely at canon if they were to pass in the street.

This is de-aged fic. Neither Sakura nor chibi!Kakashi are particularly thrilled, but Naruto thinks it’s hilarious.

Sakura’s just coming up on the end of a long, long hospital shift when she hears the commotion in the lobby. She pauses, letting her attention stray from the medical chart she’s updating to trying to decipher the noise two floors down, but the distance muffles everything to only the dull rise and flow of voices. She cocks her head, listening to no avail.

“Haruno-sensei?” the chūnin perched on the bed dares prompt.

She frowns and shakes her head, turning back to her patient. If she’s needed, Shizune will send one of the nurses to fetch her. Until then, she has work to finish.

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yeah tolkien probably didn’t anticipate how bad he messed up by leaving the seduction of mairon so vague…….like if he’d just explained……..did melkor have good campaign ads? did he show mairon a 300 slide powerpoint presentation on why Evil is the Way of the Future? I’m sorry mr tolkein but bc you never specified im free to assume that mairon had a big embarrassing eternal crush on melkor and they held hands a lot and also probably the powerpoint happened at some point. you can’t stop me.