Remember how I told you Google Earth couldn’t find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building? Well, the next day, it could find me if I was dressed as a crack on a sidewalk. That’s the beauty of being a girl in high school. People hear you had sex once and, BAM you’re a bimbo. I really didn’t mean for the lie to put me on the map, but I gotta admit I kind of liked being on the map.