Things I’ve gathered from TVD/TO since I lost the faith...
I stopped watching TO and TVD after 5 x 11, I think I tuned in for maybe an episode or two after that but haven’t really known whats going on. But as I’m still a huge Klaroline shipper I see things and hear things in the fandom all the time and I kind of look over there and wonder what the fuck is happening. Here’s a list of things that I think has happened since I quit watching.
1. Matt became a cop?
2. Rebekah is like dead, or at least Claire Holt is dead (wait a minute she’s not, or she is how the hell should I know)
3. Hayley is qualified to be a werequeen but couldn’t figure out that she killed 12 of her friends for an empty flash drive.
4. Cami has literally no point.
5. They just gave up there baby that shouldn’t have existed in the first place but managed to take a selfie?
6. Klaus cries 100% of the time.
7. Carenzo was BROTP. (Also they should bang)
8. Damon and Bonnie got sucked into weird other dimension where everyone wanted them to bang.
9. Kai was a bad thing then a good thing then a bad thing then a good thing.
10. Apparently Freya is like another Mikaelson.
11. There were all these Mikaelson’s that weren’t the actual original family. Proving that the show might as well be called the recasts.
12. Damon got Bonnie back and everyone still wanted them to bang.
13. Caroline’s Mom died.
14. Stefan became the ultimate fuckboy.
15. Caroline turned off her humanity. Badass Caroline=Hot Af, Hair=not so much.
16. Kalijah apparently never existed.
17. Elena died or went to sleep or whatever and literally no one gave a single fuck.
18. Stefan and Caroline together is the grossest.
19. Klaus killed his real father?
20. Is Marcel even still in this show? Or are they too focused on who Hayley’s banging.
21. Hayley got married *coughyoucan’tmakeahointoahousewife*
22. Apparently TVD and To can’t really agree on how Klaus killed his mom.
23. Everyone wants Bonnie and Enzo to bang now.
24. Tyler and Jeremy don’t even exist anymore.
25. Alaric’s alive now but Katherine/Jenna/Lexi are still dead.
26. Alaric got married but didn’t cause bitch got killed because Alaric literally has zero luck with woman he’s into.
27. Caroline is somehow pregnant with Alaric’s twins? Which might be the weirdest most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
28. Not a single person in mystic falls is like, man shit’s going down, why don’t I just CALL A MOTHERFUCKING ORIGINAL? Just a thought? Just me? Alright…
29. Aurora apparently replaced Tatia as Klaus’s first love, but Tatia was still on TO because Fuck Logic.
30. NEITHER ESTHER OR FINN THOUGHT TO BRING CAROLINE INTO THE NARRATIVE WHEN THEY WERE TRYING TO KILL KLAUS LIKE THEY ALWAYS FUCKING ARE EVEN THOUGH BOTH OF THEM KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN MYSTIC FALLS?
31. Stefan becomes more of a fuckboy.
32. There are weird flashes forward and backward now.
33. Someone named Valerie.
34. Marcel hasn’t once thought to go find out what made Klaus smile like that when he came back from Mystic Falls? Brother you know your homie got laid, you want leverage you motherfucking found it.
And i think that might just be about it. Oh well, I’ll just be sitting here waiting till there’s a confirmed Klaroline crossover