okay before episode seven kills us all airs, I wanted to go through all of the possible options for who was banging on the Animal Transfer Unit

  • future!Dirk and future!Todd (i m a g i n e)
  • Estevez (I just want him to get some answers)
  • the Rowdy 3 (+ Amanda for additional violence)
  • the CIA (headed by “Very Erectus” Friedkin)
  • Riggins (trying to warn-slash-save Dirk)
  • Rainey (we know that we’re seeing them at some point)
  • Bart and Ken (no idea why the fuck this would happen but okay)
  • Patrick Spring (literally nothing would surprise me at this point)
  • Zachariah Webb (weirder things have happened)
  • the shark!kitten (??)
  • ghost!Zimmerfield (just fuck me up Max Landis, just fuck me up)

a book that you could literally throw at anyone’s face and it wouldn’t hurt nearly as much as the story


ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇʀs x ᴛɪᴍᴇ  ♡