- Holds a Doctorate in (Bsp) Bollywood Spotifying- Can sing and do the dance moves to any song from 1960-present
- Currently running the #StopMovingToHollywood Campaign
- Runs a the wedding planner agency Dulhania Designer Le Jayenge
- Degree in (UCr) Unique Creations, creatively makes all Bollywood content their own by adding their own lyrics to the songs and their own words to the dialogue
- Chef at the 5 star restaurant Kabhi Khana Kabhi Gaana
- Director of the Life Insurance Company Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
- Founder of the dessert Chain at Jab Tak Hai Jamun
- Heart Surgeon at the renowned specialist heart clinic called Dil Dhadakne Do
- Part of a theatre group called Tamasha
- Degree in Scriptwriting Founder and Teacher at Bollywood Scriptwriting school called Learn Aaj Kal
- Part time Fashion Critic for Vogue India
- Recently launched their organic baby food brand called Baby Ko Broccoli Pasand Hai
- Owns the farm with renowned horse-race horses as well as other farm animals called Barn Barn Dekho.
- Regularly calls out celebrities on their twitter account @bollywood_ki_teigen.
- Can recite every dialogue for every movie that their faves have acted in
- Can do the dance steps to Kala Chashma, Kamli and Sheila Ki Jawaani
- Degree in (BOp) Box Office Psychology, investigates box office trends and is head stock broker at Bollywood Stock Market.
- Writes for a gossip column under the handle @bebo_said_it
- CEO of the CCU- Copycat Claims Unit. Investigates any copying from moving and regularly encourages film makers to create new content
- PHD in Khan-tology, did a dissertation on the so called last batch of superstars called the Khans.
- Gossip source to all newspapers, 12M followers on Twitter -@the_ranbir_kareena_karan_gossip_vortex
- Doctorate Degree in (BHi) Bollywood History, expert on Bollywood History
- Has curated a collection of writings inspired by Javed Akhtars poetry. Trying to get SLB to read their script.
- Dance Instructor at dancing school- Ae Dance Hai Mushkil
- Organises a marathon run each year titled Bhaag Mankind Bhaag
- Part of the LCP- Logic Critics Panel, tries to find the logic in convoluted movie plot lines
- Degree in (BGe) Bollywood Geography, regularly posts photos of new movie locations on their instagram @bade_bade_deshon_mein
- Can recite entire films including dialogue recitation and singing the songs by heart
- Degree in (PIn) PR Investigation- Head of the PR Nonsense Investigating Unit which specialises in investigating PR planted stories and uncovering the truth.
- Founder of the Twinkle Khanna Fan Club. Currently trying to trend the hashtag #GiveTwinkleATVShow
- Currently touted to be the next biggest Bollywood reality TV judge
- Founder of the BMA, Bollywood Meme Association
- CEO at a firm that recruits recruiters called Tujh Mein Recruiter Dikhta Hai
- Degree in (ASc) Action Science, works with scientists and mathematicians to find the logic in action sequences.
- Has watched Hum Apke Hain Kaun 2435 times
- Activist for the sequel movement, a movement that seeks to encourage film makers to make sequels to hit films. Currently trying to convince Zoya Akhtar to tell us what happens to the Mehras in Dil Dhadakne Do.
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