especially the one who likes hello kitty

I’m trying to lighten up my blog a bit so here’s the old playground!au:

  • first, picture everyone as tiny children
    • Riko is that one kid who takes being “king of the castle” too seriously and he’s always hogging the slides and being a general butt
    • Kevin and Jean go to day care with him, so they’re kinda just going along with it
    • all of the Foxes are pretty fed up with Riko but what can they do?? they get caught trying to beat his swarmy ass into the the sand and they’re grounded
    • of course Riko ends up throwing a tantrum anyways and pushes Kevin and Jean off the play structure
    • the good news is that kids bounce
    • the bad news is that Jean ended up bumping his head and Kevin twisted his wrist and now everyone has to go home and get yelled at for playing too rough
    • the next day Kevin joins the Foxes
    • Jean, perhaps for the best, wanders away and gets invited into the sand pit with the Trojans, who are 500% more civilized and are currently in the process of burying Alvarez
    • meanwhile, the Foxes are determined to take down Riko
    • Dan draws all of them into a huddle and gives probably the most dramatic speech to ever grace the playground:
    • “win because you don’t know how to lose. this king’s ruled long enough - it’s time to tear his castle down.”
    • except, y’know, it’s this tiny kindergartner saying it, surrounded by other tiny kindergartners, and basically they just all climb onto the playground structure and ignore Riko’s yelling
    • the final standoff is between Kevin and Riko as Kevin dramatically shoves Riko down the slide and refuses to let him back up
    • and honestly, the Foxes aren’t impressed with Kevin’s pushiness either (Andrew least of all), but whatever, they’re going home in an hour, it doesn’t really matter

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Hetalia Characters' Favorite Fandoms
  • Italy: Pokeman
  • Germany: Attack on Titan
  • Japan: Anime, name one and he's probably seen it
  • America: Marvel (DC is good too but they don't have Captain America).
  • England: Don't make him pick between Doctor Who and Harry Potter
  • France: Ouran Highschool Host Club
  • China: Hello Kitty
  • Russia: Steven Universe
  • Canada: Youtubers, especially video game commentators
  • Prussia: Hetalia, obviously, because just like us he's obsessed with Prussia.
  • Austria: Broadway
  • Spain: Disney
  • Romano: Homestuck
  • Hungary: Sports Anime
  • Finland: Welcome To Nightvale
  • Sweden: Remember those posts that went around with a bunch of pictures of fancy architecture or furniture and it would be like "I'm in the stairs fandom" or the "bed fandom" or whatever?
  • Norway: Emo bands
  • Iceland: Literally gets into every fad. He's obsessed with Undertale right now.
  • Denmark: Do memes count as a fandom
  • Greece: Neko Atsume
Cool - Tony Stark

Originally posted by vintagechicdisney

Prompt: inspired by Gwen Stefani’s song Cool.

Warnings: The reader’s last name has already been decided for the story.

N/A: This is a little gift for my baby @writingfortheavengers .

( ImagineDaily Masterlist )



Before

It was half past midnight. The warm breeze gently swayed her hair as she closed her eyes, enjoying the sensation. Sitting on the edge of the pool, she paid no attention to the young man approaching in slow steps. Tony wasn’t one to express his feelings out loud, but how he loved those moments that he could observe her in the moonlight. She was beautiful. Breathtaking in the simplest way. 

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types of tumblr taggers (snk version)

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Eren Jaeger, the constant screamer: #WOOOOOOOOAHHHHH!!!!!!, #AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, #CRYING!!!, #OMG, #SEID IHR DAS ESSEN? NEIN WIR SIND DER JAEGER!!!!! #NHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, #WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T TELL, #MAN THIS SHIT’S SO REAL #THIS IS A FUCKING TITAN #KILL HIM #UR NOT MY DAD

Mikasa, the ruler of punctuation: adding nothing but punctuation characters no one but themselves can decipher
#!!!!!!!, #?!!!?!?!?!, #…:::, #!.!:.!:, #Eren!!!?, #where the fuck are you???????!!!!

Amin, the priest: adding wise and (long) quotes: #why are you people like that? everytime I see this I ………, #i just want to go outside and play with my friends… #this life is awful, #we have to be together please don’t start a fight, #let’s be friends together please Eren, #i think that, to kill a titan, we have to………

Jean, the one who always gets reminded of something sad: #I miss you #this cat reminds me of Marco, #come back, #Marco come back, #I hate my life #and Eren

Sasha, the forgetful: tags everything in a mass because she can’t remember the tags: #potatoes, #roasted potatoes, #potato, #potatoes roasted, #pota, #pot, #poatoes, #potaaatoss, #kitchen recipes, #titan, #titans #roasted titan, #tiatan, #er, #eren jaeger #or yaeger #dunno #i’d like to thank not only god but also gordon ramsey

Historia, the complimenter: compliments anything, especially the friends: #so beautiful!, #I love you, #<3<3<3 wowowow!!! #omg #this titan is so kawaii #hello kitty, #the blonde one is super sexy tho

Marco, the one on the verge of death: #I canyat bretahe, #hkeop, #helpppppp, #aahhhhhhhh, #hjsdfhakrefregreg #ucfk uoy einrer #bbbbbbbbyeajkdsdhr

Annie, the over-organized one: tagging every detail, super organized: #gif, #titan girl, #not my gif, #edit, #edit by me, #picture, #face, #drunk, #selfie, #titan trio selfie 

Ymir, reblogs something to spread the rage in the tags: #so ugly, #ugly edit, #I hate you all, #you all need jesus, #idgaf, #I want to go home, #my teammates are weird af

Bertold, the blogger who’s constantly queueing posts: seriously, where are they #queue, #q: not here, #queueue, #q, #i’m not at home now, #i’m just destroying the wall, #queque for now

Reiner, the lost one: adds tags which have nothing to do with the post:
#oh man I gotta destroy the humanity what am I doing here, #gotta bring down the wall, #mom’s angry 

Connie, the jerk: adds jokes, mainly about himself: #this monkey looks like me, #hahah me, #I’m the garbage can, #bald is gold #saitama sensei looks like me

Hanji, the squad member: tagging all friends, confusing everyone but the squad: #eyebrowsman, #shorty, #squad look like this, #we are fresh af, #ready to kill some titans, #levi in his boxer is gold tbh, #the other bae is fixing his eyebrows, #squad goals

Levi, the mad one (or that’s what you think): #my tea #shit 

Erwin, the criticiser: silently adds some recommendations: #this is good but I don’t get this one bc, #my eyebrows are definitely better, #pease guys stop being on tumblr, #time for some training, #we are the survey corps right?, #levi tell something to these children please

Grisha Jeager, the one consistently using secret tags for anything: #my son, #smirko, #good titan, #proud of my baby titan, #he’s so cool, #the project is going well #remember the key #key is the key

and then there is

Me, the thirsty one: #I love him, #he’s mine, #my husband, #AAAHHH he’s so hot, #levi please, #how can you be so cute Eren?, #look at dat booty, #erwin is a greek god, #snk fucked my life, #going down with these precious cinnamon roll, #i need more fan arts #and fanfics