Puppetted up the aisle, Cindy carrying his dress
Ken looks quite charming in his wedding day best
A decision had been reached; Ken could now be true;
To the person he loved, his most charming of dudes
Yes Barbie was upset, but she knew it was right
Because up beside Ken; his darling and delight
As he reaches the altar (a book from the shelf)
Ken’s turned towards Buzz, in sickness and health.
Action Man clutches an embroidered hanky
He hopes he’ll be next; arm wrapped around Barny
Behind them sits a hand-me-down doll,
Surrounded by a gaggle of treasurable trolls
Their hair combed high, a rainbow of turrets
Introducing the church to the LGBT colours.
The church for the day; a cardboard contraption
Once the home of the vacuum, reclaimed, after a fashion
Here they are, young Jessie and Adam
Pairing up their charges, a preparatory action
Because in a few days, once the toys are all wed
They’ll be back in the church, saying their vows instead.