THIS SEASON HAS BEEN SUCH A GREAT FANFICTION STORY! EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED IS HERE AND I JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO FUNCTION! SHE CALLING HIM HONEY, SHE SAYING SHE WANNA KISS HIM, HE MAKING MOVES ON COUCHES,LIKE WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
[Iris and Barry are snuggling on the couch when Barry looks over at Joe and immediately moves away from Iris] IRIS: “Oh for God’s sake I can’t take this anymore…I thought you two were going to talk about us.” JOE: “We did.” IRIS: “Then why are you being so weird?” JOE: “Iris, I already told him that if you guys want to cuddle, makeout whatever I’m fine with it.” IRIS: “Barry, see my dad’s fine with it.”
An Inappropriate Use of the Official Imperial Channel (Incident 002)
So this is a preview of the second installment in this chat log/humor/porn fic verse where Hux is the Galactic Emperor and Ren is his Enforcer. It will have an accompanying regular prose story that follows the action of this exchange. (Trying to decide if I’ll post that within this series or as a standalone thing, so people who aren’t into chat logs will have interest, hmm)
There is some explicit dirty talk in this, so it’s nsfw text for sure!
Hux: Ren, are you available to report?
Hux: I haven’t from you in two standard cycles.
Hux: Please advise regarding your situation as soon as possible.
Hux: I’m going to send a search squad out if I don’t hear from you in the next two hours.
Hux: So you had better be in real trouble and not just dicking around.
Hux: I’m sorry
Hux: I’m concerned
Hux: I’m going a bit mad here
Hux: I never realized how much I depended upon the idea that you’re invincible.
Hux: And now to think
Hux: You might not be
Hux: I don’t know why I’m sending these messages
Hux: Clearly you’re not receiving them.
Hux: As I said, going mad here
Hux: Talking to myself.
Ren: HUX WAIT
Ren: DON’T SEND A SQUAD SORRY
Ren: EVERYTHING’S FINE I’m fine
Hux: Typing in all caps doesn’t increase the volume of your messages, Ren.
Hux: Feel free to communicate your urgency in a civilized manner.
Ren: shut up
Hux: Fuck you. Where have you been?
Hux: I nearly wasted valuable resources on recovering you.
Hux: Are you injured? In some kind of trouble?
Ren: like I just said I’m fine
Ren: also fuck you too
Ren: you dick
Ren: you were just crying that you were going mad without me so maybe don’t try to act all haughty now
Hux: There was no mention of crying, that’s solely your delusion.
Hux: Of course I was concerned.
Hux: You’re my companion.
Hux: Now tell me what is going on immediately.
Hux: Your Emperor just gave you a command, Ren. Obey, or face real punishment. Why have you been out of contact?
This thing with you and me… I’m nervous about this new dynamic…I have everything I ever wanted and in a lot of ways it’s scarier than having nothing because I could lose everything and I really want this to work.
Barry Allen about finally getting to be with the girl he’s been in love with since before he knew what love was