erwin-pls

charismatic-commander  asked:

"Levi, so a demon came to me offering to help us win this war in exchange for my mortal soul." He said those words casually as he rested his hands on the younger's desk, expression unreadable. "What would you do in this situation?"

“I’d stab the demon in the fucking face because everything I’ve ever read says that making deals with demons ends badly. Listen Erwin… You better not do this. Please… no situation will ever be dire enough for you to sell your soul… Don’t do something stupid… because even after we die, I’m going to follow you. Don’t go someplace where I can’t…” 

christian-renz  asked:

Erwin get super excited about anything Armin says he likes. Once Armin made an off hand comment about like sweaters and woke up the next morning with like 30 of them neatly folded by his bed. He made a comment about liking books and came home to Erwin addign a library room onto the house. ((bonus: he told erwin he liked guys and comes home a few days later with a bunch of cute guys tied up on his floor and just starts screaming like "THIS ONE WENT TOO FAR, ERWIN"))

oH MY FUCKING GOD THE LAST ONE ERWIN NO

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It was difficult time for us so we made a translation of my old eruri crack. We had a problems because a lot of jokes are puns. :)

It’s beta version, if you have any comments about translation quality -> tell me.

Hope you’ll have fun!

the more i know, 1000000x more i hate

ok so erwin apparently died to save armin. grrreat. HOW DOES THAT EVEN. ok seriously i should probably read manga and all but I DOUBT THAT COULD EVER BE A FUCKING GOOD IDEA BECAUSE OF HOW PATHETIC ARMIN IS AND WHAT A BRILLIANT MASTERMIND ERWIN THE EPITOME OF PERFECT MAN SMITH IS. WHAT THE FUCK.

FUCKING NEW GEN JUST HAS TO REPLACE OLD GEN? THEN MAKE THE NEW GEN FUCKING BETTER. 

HERES TO FUCKING HOPING WE WONT SEE LEVI DYING AND MIKASA REPLACING HIM TOO.

FUCK IM SO SALTY