erroneous

THE CHARACTER DESIGN IN MKX LIKE

WHY

IS

EVERYONE

IN 

MORTAL KOMBAT X

SO

GODDAMN

PRETTY

EVEN SHINNOK IS PRETTY

QUAN CHI IS LIKE THE FOREMOST MALE MODEL OF THE NETHERREALM

KOTAL KAHN YOU’RE ROCKIN’ THAT BLOOD SACRIFICE

MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE

A THOUSAND-TORTURED-SOULS CHIC

EVEN… okay no d’vorah kinda freaks me out tbh

I’M NOT INTO LIZARDS BUT DAMN

AND DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HANZO FUCKING HASASHI OR CASSIE FUCKING CAGE THIS GAME IS TOO FUCKING MUCH WITH ITS PRETTY LIZARDS OKAY

Imagined character intros for MKX

Johnny Cage: S’up, Bi-Han?
Sub-Zero: I am not my brother.
Johnny Cage: You said it, not me.


Kitana: After you, Johnny Cage.
Johnny Cage: Age before beauty.
Kitana: You’ll pay dearly for that one.


Cassie Cage: If it isn’t Daddy’s little girl.
Jacqui Briggs: Look who’s talking.
Cassie Cage: Like father, like daughter.


Johnny Cage: Why so blue?
Kotal Kahn: Your witless remarks will be your downfall.
Johnny Cage: What are you, a walking 2012 horoscope?


Erron Black: Is it true you’re gay?
Kung Jin: What’s it to you?
Erron Black: Ever watch “Brokeback Mountain”?

A small headcanon for Mortal Kombat X

I like to think that Rain and Tanya were working together the entire time. I mean Rain said that the amulet was slowly killing Mileena, so eventually Mileena and Kotal would both be dead and Rain would be left to rule. Tanya was right next to Rain when he told D'Vorah all of this, and still defended him.

I like to think that the plan was Mileena would die, Rain and Tanya would end up killing Kotal, and they would become rulers of Outrealm. Of course they would hire Erron as their general/bodyguard.

I actually might write a story about that. Should I?

La Preview of Black Velvet: Part 2!

“Got any spare change on you?”

Jin almost snorted upon hearing the request.

“You work for Kotal Kahn. I thought you made a million bucks maintaining the law in Outworld. Or did you use up all your coins to kill people?”

Erron rolled his eyes.

“I highly doubt that the jukebox will take any Outworld currency.”

Nancy Drew novel or sinister tactic to shutter abortion clinics? 

Dr. John Thorp repeatedly and knowingly plied erroneous data in court, inflating numbers of abortion complications to justify requiring that abortion providers, many of whom travel from out of state, obtain local hospital admitting privileges.

Read more: When Does an Error Become a Lie? The Case of the Missing Decimal Point, by Imani Gandy.

Co-written by Student Worker Solidarity (SWS) and Columbia Dining Workers TIME LINE OF EVENTS: Dining Workers orientation: August, 2014 - Vicki Dunn, executive director of Columbia Dining prohibits workers from: – speaking in Spanish in the presence of students – sitting at tables in Butler lounge to eat on their break, and must eat in a nearby closet Dunn claimed both of these rules stemmed from student complaints about dining hall workers speaking in Spanish and taking up table space, erroneously implying that workers should not be sitting during their legally contracted breaks. Since August workers have found Dunn and Columbia manager Hazel Clark standing behind the cafe attempting to catch workers speaking Spanish. Early April, 2015 - Hazel Clark tells Butler lounge workers that a student complained about trash being kept outside in the lounge area. Responding to this complaint, Clark ordered that workers move the trash to the closet, where they were also expected to sit when eating. April 13, 2015 - SWS members send email to Vicki Dunn expressing concern about workers eating in the closet, where the trash was kept and schedule meeting to discuss the issue. In response to the email, Dunn emails Butler Lounge management rescinding the rule that workers should eat in the closet. April 15 - SWS members meet with Columbia dining administration, who claim not to know about the closet rule. They do not confirm or deny the prohibition on speaking Spanish, but cite student complaints in justifying rules against workers talking amongst themselves. DEMANDS: 1. Columbia dining appears to have temporarily reversed the closet rule, but continue to discriminate against workers for speaking Spanish. This must cease immediately. 2. We as students demand that Columbia administration stop using individual student complaints to justify racist and degrading policies such as the prohibition of specific languages and the relegation of workers to cramped and unsanitary spaces. “This shouldn’t be happening in student’s names, own your own decision, don’t try to pin this on students” - Anonymous Columbia Dining Worker 3. Workers ask that from now on, all new workplace policies be written down, publicly visible, and negotiated with their unions so as to prevent continued abuses. “If it wasn’t for us, they wouldn’t be raking in thousands of dollars a day from Columbia Dining Services. They need to treat us differently” - Another anonymous Columbia Dining Worker

There is someone still mad about the female designs of MK, saying they are STILL problematic.

Okay NOW you are being picky.

The characters are no longer prancing around in thongs and the ladies in military gear ACTUALLY look like they are wearing military gear (Sonya’s look in MK9 goes against some sort of protocal.)

Mileena is the only one I can think of that is showing off, and that fits her character. She is an unstable seductress trying to compensate for her busted grill.

AND SHE IS STILL WEARING PANTS!

If you are going to complain about the ladies, then tell Erron Black here to put on a shirt… Sweaty cowboy in leather straps is NOT a male power fantasy.

… Where was I, again? Got distracted for a sec.

Anyway, whether you are an emperor, princess, cowboy, bug lady or Reptile (seriously, the lizardman has an alt in straps too)… chances are you are going to be in glorified underwear if you are from Outworld.

That seems to be the fashion there.

the erron black tag is honestly so funny because everyone wants to fuck him

I just saw someone make a post about how he’s “true daddy material”