delicatexnightmare  asked:

Hi, Heartistry! What do you think is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you in Ponyville?

So when I had first moved to Ponyville, I was in the middle of fixing up the house. Painting the walls, decorating, and cleaning up in general, when I heard something in the house. I was a little scared, so naturally I had something to defend myself, which in this case was a shelf I was putting up.

I walked into the room and just as I was about to swing wildly, this bitch pops out of the closet with a plate of steaming hot, fresh out of the oven, fish sticks. The oven was shut off, so I was really confused. We stare at each other for a good 10 minutes absolutely still, until she smiles, holds up the plate, and says, “I have mayo if you want some”. So for whatever fucking reason, I spent the afternoon loading up on fish sticks and mayo instead of cleaning up.

After that all that, we got stuff situated and now she’s essentially my sissy from another missy.

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☆ 🌙 ☆ | “Ehhh...” The boy paused for a while. He needed to think about it. Should he even speak to her or just simply leave her alone ? He could make some friends right ? “The fuck you doin’ here ? Didn’t yer daddy told ya to stay away from such places, kid ?” You are the one to talk to be honest. He is the same age and he still thinks he can just play around in all the dangerous places all he wants. What’s in this man’s mind ?