I Have A Problem

And that problem is that one errant curl in Tom’s hair that seems to turn up no matter what hair style he is currently rocking.

I mean…

What the hell…

Is this shit?

I mean, OK, his hair is on the long side there, but…

Even when his hair is shortish? Dude, really?

Oh no, not the Henry V look with that curl.

Loki and Hal too? Why do you DO this to me?

Coriolanus Rehearsal Tom! AUGH!

I don’t know what’s happening here, but SHIT, son.




Imma beat you and your stupid curl with those shoes, boy.


I hate love him.


When I saw the above image of Mr Cumberbatch at the recent Esquire/Tommy Hilfiger London Collections event, I thought “Isn’t that sweet? Even stylish magazine logos long to be Benedict’s Errant Curl™.” Then I had another thought: maybe the Errant Curl would like to be a stylish magazine logo? Well, its hairy wish is my command…

Benny had a little lamb,
whose fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Benny went,
the lamb was sure to go.

It followed him to school one day
which was against the rules.

It made the children laugh and play,
to see a lamb at school.

And so the teacher turned it out,
but still it lingered near,

And waited patiently about,
till Benny did appear.

“Why does the lamb love Benny so?”
the eager children cry.

“Why, Benny loves the lamb, you know.”
the teacher did reply.