Introducing Francie, the MOD'ern Teenage Doll

You are not your age,
Nor the size of clothes you wear,
You are not a weight,
Or the colour of your hair.
You are not your name,
Or the dimples in your cheeks,
You are all the books you read,
And all the words you speak,
You are your croaky morning voice,
And the smiles you try to hide,
You’re the sweetness in your laughter,
And every tear you’ve cried,
You’re the songs you sing so loudly,
When you know you’re all alone,
You’re the places that you’ve been to,
And the one that you call home,
You’re the things that you believe in,
And the people that you love,
You’re the photos in your bedroom,
And the future you dream of,
You’re made of so much beauty,
But it seems that you forgot,
When you decided that you were defined,
By all the things you’re not.
—  Ernest Hemingway

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█3 o█ 05 - M██ern Compen██um: Guid█nce - Entity Illuminated Ones

When it comes to the broad categories of c█nspiracy theories present in the world today, the idea of a shad█w government that rules the world from behind the scenes is one of the most p█pular. And of these, the one that people most like to pin things on is a group known as the Illuminati. At its base, it’s is a deeply anti-semitic bit of ahist█rical nonsense that makes little rational sense even for a conspiracy theory, but because it creates a framework where every random event in world history is in fact part of a vast overarching plan, it remains quite p█pular.

The Illuminati as an actual historical group was founded in Bavaria in May 1776, as a s█ciety of skeptics and government watchdogs dedicated to opposing mysticism and the overreach of state power. For a time they were quite popular, counting many illustrious nobles and politicians amongst their numbers, until a series of edicts from Bavarian King Theodore outlawed and finally suppressed the group in 1790. Although the Illuminati were only reasonably influential for their time, popular history holds that the group not only survived its suppressi█n, but actually went on to plot and execute the French Revolution from behind the scenes, followed by a series of other political revolutions around the globe.

The modern idea of the Illuminati descends largely from fascist propaganda circulated during the period between WWI and II, put forth by people looking to encourage a war between the European powers and the so-called “degenerate races.” This propaganda pinned the aftereffects of WWI on a conspiracy between Communists, Capitalists, and of course, the Jews, in order to conquer and divide up rule of the Earth in secret. After the end of WWII, these ideas were picked up by fundamentalist Christians and C█nservative extremists in the United States and largely became a story about how those elitist Ivy Leaguers are trying to create a single world government, which is bad because reasons.

At any rate, conspiracy theories about the Illuminati are both popular and wide-spread in modern culture, with proponents arguing that they represent everything from the rise of the Antichrist to an atheist capitalist endgame of slavery and demonic orgies. Everything you can think of is blamed on the Illuminati, from natural disasters to the decor of the Denver International Airport (No, I’m not kidding). Thanks to this popularity, the Illuminated Ones appear juuuuust shy of the top of the Entity family, with some very powerful skills to boot.

For more information on this and every other demon in the Modern Compendium, have a look at our extensive Data File, right over (here).

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-A hardware store

From Old English “iren" - iron (the silvery-gray metal that rusts) + monger - from Old English “mangere” merchant, trader, broker - from “mangian" - to traffic, trade - from Proto-Germanic “mangojan” - from Latin “mango” - dealer, trader, slave-dealer.

Used in a sentence:
“Oh dear, the credenza appears to have broken; so I’m off to the ironmongery to acquire a new pintle.”

I’d like to recognize and thank Steve & Jason, Dyany, and Beth, my three awesome Patreon contributors! Thanks guys! :)

‘It is gov-ern-ment money, kid,’ said Maurice patiently.  'Say it.  Gov-ern-ment money.’

'Gov-ern-ment money,’ said the boy obediently.

'Right!  And what do governments do with money?’

'Er, they…’

'They pay soldiers,’ said Maurice.  'They have wars.  In fact we’ve prob'ly stopped a lot of wars, by taking the money and putting it where it can’t do any harm.  They’d put up stachoos to us, if they thought about it.’
—  Terry Pratchett, “The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents”

get to know me tag!
Thanks @beachtae for tagging me!!!!

name: Erin
nickname: Ern, Irn (like ‘iron’ but in a really southern accent)
birthday: December 21st
star sign/zodiac: Sagittarius
gender: Female
state/country: America
siblings: Older brother
height: 5’6
favourite colour(s): Literally any shade of purple but I also really like dark red, cyan, and Prussian blue (it’s my favorite Copic marker color)
time right now: 7:08 p.m.
wake up: Like 8-8:30, but since school is about to start for me it’ll be more like 6-6:30
average hours of sleep: I try get 9 hours but it always ends up being more like 6 or 7
lucky number: Idk but whenever someone asks me to pick a number it’s always 7 lol
last thing i googled: Crimson red
number of blankets i sleep with: I sleep under one, but I have two on my bed bc one of my dogs sleeps on my bed with me so I put another blanket up there for him
favourite subject: Language, history, and band (that totally counts)
favourite fictional character: Magnus Bane, Remus Lupin, Thorin, Fili, and Kili
favorite book: The Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, Flora and Ulysses, and The Hobbit
favourite kdrama: It’s Okay, That’s Love (I still need to finish it, but I really like it)
favourite bands/artists: BTS, Exo, Bigbang, Catfish and the Bottlemen, Pink Floyd, Nicki Minaj, Zayn
favourite food: Sushi and any form of pasta
dream job: Idk either art professor, comic artist, tattoo artist, or some sort of musician
dream vacation: I would LOVE to travel around Europe. I’ve been to Norway bc my aunt lives there, but that was several years ago and I don’t remember much.
what am i wearing right now: White t-shirt tucked into teal shorts, and Vans with pineapples on them
when did you create your blog: I think September 2014?
current amount of followers: 125 on novelty-ironics and 19 on bts-cypher-triptych
what do you post about: K-Pop, but mostly BTS, aesthetic pictures, memes, and pretty much anything that catches my attention lol
do you have any other blogs: @bts-cypher-triptych is my art blog
when did your blog reach its “peak"?: Idk I don’t think it has lol
who is your most active follower: @beachtae thank
what made you decide to get tumblr: I was an emo and I needed somewhere to put my emo things without anyone I know irl seeing it lmao
do you get asks on a daily basis: No, but I would like that!
why did you choose your url: I change what I post a lot, but I never want to change my url so I set it to novelty-ironics
relationship status: Single
pets: I have two miniature dachshunds named Oscar and Sassie
cats or dogs: I like cats, but I’m definitely a dog person
coke or pepsi: I guess Coke, but it really doesn’t matter to me bc I don’t drink either a lot lol
lemonade or ice tea: Ice tea
day or night: Day, but the evening is my favorite time of day
text or call: Text bc I can think out responses
chapstick or lipstick: Lipstick
smile or eyes: Both, but I think I’ll go with smile
shorter or taller: Taller
city or country: City 

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#716 Xerneas (Active Mode): Zer-nee-us? Ex-ern-ee-as? I don’t really know, but what I do know is that this Kalos legendary is one of the most beautiful Pokémon ever created. Xereas changes form from neutral to active when it comes into battle. The active form is dazzling with the glowing horns with rainbow-colored tines. Those colors were fun to detail in setting the beads, and I like the way they came out, but this small pixel art does not do justice to the full design. I had some worries about the structure of this project around Xerneas’s neck because it was so thin compared to the massive horns. Legendaries and starters are easy choices to make next, but do you have a personal favorite that doesn’t get as much love? Tell me about it, and I’ll be sure to make it!

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