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More extended banter with my Ryder (Erika)

Jaal: So Liam, I’m still confused about the nonspecific erogenous zones.

Ryder: Yikes! 

Liam: *coughing* Um, maybe now’s not the time?

Jaal: Why not? I have no shame about my relationship with Ryder.

Liam: Yes, but we consider that private…like…Oh! Like how Angara never ever talk publicly about being sick like the other day.

Jaal: Liam, conversation over.

Ryder: Wait, wait, you were sick? THAT’S why you said you couldn’t come over? Are you okay? Do I need to take you back to the ship? Should I talk to Sahuna get some medicine or something to help?

Jaal: I’m fine, there is no need.

Liam: Ah, forgot to mention, sickness in humans usually breeds worry and lots of care taking.

Ryder: I can take you back to the Tempest if you need, Lexi’s been talking to some Angaran doctors -

Jaal: I. Am. Fine.

Ryder: You do look a little flushed. Liam, take the wheel. 

Liam: RYDER.

Ryder: *leans back and touches Jaal’s forehead* You feel feverish. 

Jaal: Perhaps it is because we are on a hot planet. Please, darling one, I’m fine…though your concern is…touching.

Ryder: *unconvinced* Oookay, but if you start to feel bad just let me know, you can even give me one of those shocks if it’s uncomfortable to say it aloud. I don’t want you overdoing it. 

Liam: Look, this is really touching and everything but can you please take the wheel back.

It’s ya girl Errka (she/her)

  • 2016 me: haha lizard men are the shit reptilian men are mysterious and cool
  • me: discovers all the Voltron season 2/GLTAS glory
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Taming the rage

TITLE: Taming the Rage


AUTHOR: lokilover9

Original Imagine: Imagine Odin tells Loki that he has to marry and it’s you. You’ve hated him for years. Every time he sees you in the palace he smirks knowing all the duties you’ll have to perform as his princess, making you cringe. He isn’t exactly fond of you either, but can’t help looking forward to the challenge.


Notes: The healing waters are made up.

In the middle of the night, a very confused and disgruntled Bulder was taken from his country residence and secretly brought into the palace. He was held in a cell alone under the eyes of well trusted guards until the morning. Jarle requested to question him, with Thor present of course and it was agreed upon. When learning what had taken place, he was visibly shocked and disgusted.

“What? That fucking snake, he used me!”

“Oh?” Asked Jarle

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calliopestorres  asked:


wow okay lets do this 

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

a girl i worked with tonight  hit me on the hand because i went to do something she was doing but she did it really hard accidentally and then she held my hand for a bit because she felt bad that she hurt me (i know this is definitely not what the question means but it counts and i cant think of another recent time lol)

2. Are you outgoing or shy?


3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

my uni friends again even though that will be the morning of our exam which sucks

4. Are you easy to get along with?

i think so?

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

they’re nonexistent 

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

funny, cute, confident people

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?


8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

i try to think about men as little as possible

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

depends on the context but probably

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

im not sure i tend to avoid them

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

a list of the extra cleaning we did at work to my boss

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

strangers - halsey and lauren jauregui
the cure - lady gaga
there for you - martin garrix, troye sivan
rose coloured boy - paramore
fake happy - paramore

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

yeah sure

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

luck yes, miracles no

15. What good thing happened this summer?

reconnected with some friends

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?


17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

hell yes

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

not really

19. Do you like bubble baths?


20. Do you like your neighbors?


malorey-ethster  asked:

Can I please have Saburo & Kyohei (respectively) with their wife on their wedding night! (P.S. Your blog is wonderful!) Thanks!

Gotta love them van boys ^_^


- Everything was great until he saw the van

- The entire drive to his apartment was full of sobbing because Erika and Walker took the liberty of painting anime girls in skimpy wedding garb all over the van

- The paint was made to wash off pretty easy but poor Saburo wasn’t reassured even when they told him that

- Once you finally get him inside the poor guy is exhausted from the day’s events

- He’s still wearing his tux when he just sprawls on the, letting you sit beside him to cuddle

- Tired as he is, he doesn’t deny the heavy petting that ensues

- The night goes on to be really cute for a while

- Lot’s of ‘I love you’s and such while you go about undressing each other for some sleepy frickle frackling

- You look down to undo his slacks and get them off and when you look back up

- He’s asleep

- There goes all your hopes for wedding sex, poor reader-chan


- Kyohei Kadorka, holy hell

- Bless this man, he got some help from Chikage to set everything up perfectly

- You go to his apartment and everything is vomit-inducingly romantic

- Kadota told Chikage ‘Set the place up like you would your own place if you were about to have sex for the very last time in your life’

- There are ROSE PETALS

- Candles everywhere, dim lights, the bed is made real nice and neat

- You walk into the apartment, Kadota following behind you and nodding with slight awe at Chikage’s work

- As your average wedding night would usually go (*cough* *cough* Saburo)

- You do the do and Kadota is super sweet about it

- It’s all intimate and touching and oh so romantic all the while Kadota is telling you how happy he is and how he loves you

- Full of that Good Shit™

- That is

- Until you hear rustling from the closet

- Chikage was nice enough to set the place up for you


- He was gonna leave but then you guys came in and he just?? 

- He was so awkward

- He has been blinded by Kadota’s pasty white ass and will never see again

- R.I.P. Chigake Rokujo

- Pasya

  • Erika: I fell off a cruise ship, but I'm back
  • Battler: Oh, shit.
  • Erika: Yeah, "oh shit". Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. I met a cat down there. And I swear to God, that cat looked not at me, but into my soul, into my goddamn soul. And she said, "I'm saving you Erika". Not with her mouth, but she said it, I'm assuming, telepathically.