eridan cronus

it’s incredibly funny to me that cronus was written with all the traits of fanon eridan, like the obsession with relationships, outright manipulation of his teammates, and his obsession with meenah. people still like him more than eridan and keep putting all these traits on eridan. when like, eridan is the antithesis to cronus.

eridan: *is genuinely caring towards his friends, apologises, takes no for an answer, accepts his limits, is p humble and actually has alot of friends.*

cronus: *pushes people’s boundaries, openly bullies people he perceives as weak, is obsessed with sex, “no” is not a part of his vocabulary, and manipulates everyone to pity him.*

fandom: “eridan’s the fucking worst, he said ‘moirailzone’ once so he’s obviously a sexual predator”

me: *looks at the camera like i’m on the office*

AU where all of Homestuck is some sort of tv or movie series where all the trolls and humans are actually trolls and humans, but they’re all just actors dealing with the bullshit lines they have to do..

Karkat yelling himself hoarse for all of his lines and constantly needing to take lozenges and water and stuff because he keeps straining his voice in character.

Mituna just getting frustrated over all his lines being so nonsensical so he just bullshit ad-libs more than half of it into gibberish nonsense, yet it still makes the cut.

Supreme pun characters like Nepeta, Horuss, Feferi, and Meenah collaborating because they’re just told to read the scripts and force in as many puns as they can think of.

Eridan and Cronus constantly struggling with their wwavvy vwawvy accents being kept in place while they’re talking. (ws and vs are hard. it’s hard and no one understands)

Dave having to stop constantly because he keeps losing his stoic face and voice from so many of the lines he has to say. Same with Jake who constantly mocks his own character when not on set.

Gamzee tripping over his own lines because he’s getting the way his words are pronounced screwy because he talks so weird.

Damara actually speaking Japanese and she sometimes just speaks Japanese off-set to screw with people and they aren’t sure if she’s flirting or just messing with them in character.

Fucking Kankri having to memorize entire monologues of text when he speaks and having to stop because he’s just so done with so much of what he has to say. Plus deals with the same voice exhaustion problems Karkat does.

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Phx comicon Saturday Homestuck meet up 1/3 set of photos Check out the other ones if you like this one :)

me, being introduced to a new character: who tf is this asshat can we go back to the main story i probably won’t be too invested in this guy anyway

present me, showering said character with (usually undeserved) adoration, hunting down content, crying over their pain: oh honey

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I’ve had these saved in my files for weeks

i’d add another one/and or add the links to the base originals, but I’d just beat an annoying ass level in a game and I’m mentally drained and would rather lay down for 72 hours.

So I tried my hand at Amporas in pretty dresses as well! 50’s sailor pinup look for Cronus, military lolita style for Eridan!
Also, bonus:

I think Eridan would really want the outfit to be as historically accurate as possible even if it doesn’t translate too well to that style, but Kanaya knows what she’s doing, even if she’s gotta take some liberties. Also, I think Fef would come up with the idea for that style for him (idk, I can see Fef dig Lolita fashion).

Cronus strikes me as the kind of person who tends to sit with their legs far apart, but Porrim thinks it’s a bad look, especially when wearing a dress.