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Eric Harris wasn’t always the loving sweet boyfriend you wished him to be. Eric however is human and made many mistakes, the most recent being an accusation. He for some reason thought that you were the one to let out his beloved dog Sparky into the streets, resulting in Sparky’s untimely parting from this earth. This incident lead to a screaming match ending in tears and sore throats.
All that was last weekend, to show how sorry Eric was for assuming he decided to take you to your favorite store, Build a Bear.
“C’mon baby! Let’s pick an…what the fuck is this?” Eric picks up an empty soon to be stuffed bear. His face so confused he almost looked disgusted. Earning looks of disbelief from mothers of small children and scoffs Eric sticks his tongue out at anyone who looks at him wrong.
“Eric why do you think it’s called build a bear?” You giggle picking up a lifeless bear and look up to see Eric gone. Five minuets pass as you look around the tubs of lifeless bears before deciding on one. Occasionally apologizing for your boyfriends out burst five minuets prior.
“Hey.” You turn around to see Eric holding a teddy bear sized ballerina outfit, he quickly strikes a pose and asks if you thought the dress was ‘totally him’.
“No i don’t think it matches at all.” You giggle pulling him away.
“You’re right babe i’m more of a red and blue man not pink.”
You head over to the bears stuffing station where the girl working the station hands you a heart to kiss and laughs saying Eric was a hoot, you reply with a sure try living with him then smile as he wraps his long arms around your waist. She begins to stuff the bear after you’ve kissed the heart and placed it inside the bear. Eric pulls you closer as he whispers in your ear the bear won’t be the only thing getting stuffed tonight.
“Here’s your bear, remember it’s made with love.” She smiles and hands you the bear. As Eric hand’s you and outfit he picked for the bear. It was red flannel with a white t-shirt, jean shorts and combat boots.
“Awe, this is gonna look so cute Reb!” You kiss his cheek as he hugs you again kissing your forehead. You pull away walking over to the station to give your bear a birthday Eric trails behind watching your hind end.
“Kali?” Eric asks as you name the bear.
“Yea…got a problem?” Suddenly your insecure about the name.
“That’s cute but…” He takes the keyboard and changes the name.
“Arlene…cute.” You kiss him and he whispers just for your ears.
‘It may be cute but my god your gorgeous.” You blush as Eric cashes out. Eric made sure that evening you knew he was sorry.
Geek B-Roll: Eric Cash - Road Stories and Leaving Portland Apr. 12 2016
Geek B-Roll caught up with comedian Eric Cash at the Element Bar (which used to be The Copper Rooster and had a comedy night) and got him to share some crazy road stories and explain the reasons for his departure from Portland.