eric reeves

Best "x reader" scenario with SQUIP
  • Child: Mommy, how did you met daddy?
  • Reader: *breathe deeply*
  • SQUIP: Honey, no
  • Reader: I've bought him for 600$ in shoes store
  • SQUIP: Honey, wtf
  • Secret government agents : *torturing me for several decades*
  • Secret government agents : We will let you go if you just tell which SQUIP is better
  • Me: *split on their faces* never
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Playing Fabulous

Hot men showing some sweet, sweet lovin’ onscreen.

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Keanu Reeves explains the deep web in 60 seconds. 

  • Squip: *appear for the first time*
  • me: 👌👌👌 good shit good shit 👌that's✔some good👌shit right 👌👌th👌ere👌👌👌right ✔there✔✔if I do say so myself 💯 I say so 💯 that's what I'm talking about right there(chorus :right there) mmmmMMMMm💯 👌👌 👌
  • HoooOOOOoooo°°°°°°°°° 👌👌👌👌👌 💯👌👌👌✔👌👌Good shit

The photo referenced in this post for Saggitarius

“Reeves Gabrels came out of a Tin Machine sound check and I asked for his autograph, he kindly obliged and told me “David was red hot today” , he then put a halo over his head on my photo and said “I was hotter” whilst laughing and got in the car. A few moments later David came out and I lucked out again, as David signed my photo I pointed out the halo and told David what Reeves had said. David laughed and put a big cock on himself and signed my picture and handed it back to me still laughing as he got into the car and they drove off.“