mikey erg! - song against ian raymond pink couch session

i knew an acoustic version of this was somewhere on the internet. i am obsessed with this song right now.

because he knows what he’s doing and he’s always on time and he’s dressed to the millions and quick with the lines and the sex is better than the sex you’re having with him in my mind. and the rules of attraction were written for me and i just never was what you wanted me to be. the odds in my favor are stacked up on his side, so goodbye.