I don't really know what you think of B.A.P, but 2 of their members now have mullets and it makes me scared to death for our boys. WHY IS THIS TREND HAPPENING??? IT NEEDS TO STAY DEAD. DON'T YOU DARE DO THIS TO ME NOW TOO, BTS
I. Have. Thoughts. I have serious concerns. Who came to Korea looking to destroy every beautiful man they could find? First they came for Dean, then Nam Joo Hyuk (yeah, yeah, it was for a drama BUT IT FUCKING HAPPENED), and then they came for Nicole’s-first-ultimate-bias-sex-god Byun Baekhyun, and now they put two – TWO! – mullets into one group. Himchan and Jongup. Why? Have they not suffered enough? Did the stylist decide to finally give Zelo a free era off?
I’m going to say it right here, right now, quote me on this if you feel like it.
If Park Jimin has a mullet I will loudly unstan (and quietly still stan from afar) because no one – ABSOLUTELY NO ONE – looks good with a mullet.
But, truth be told, I feel like Tae and Yoongi are the real concerns here. Tae’s hair has been noticeably longer…I’m hoping that is just a coincidence or a sign he’s going to get that messy, wavy hair thing (TAEHYUNG IN A MANBUN OR I RIOT). But Yoongi….they’ve screwed with him before.
I mean, have we forgotten this travesty?
Or. Dear God. THIS?!
PEOPLE SIGNED OFF ON THOSE! Think about that for a minute. Let it settle into your brain and rustle your jimmies because MULTIPLE people looked at those and said, “Yes. This is good. This is fine. He looks great!”
A mullet is not impossible and now B.A.P has upped the ante by having FUCKING TWO mullets in one group.
….Like I said. I. Have. Thoughts.