era: i don't need a man

anonymous asked:

I don't really know what you think of B.A.P, but 2 of their members now have mullets and it makes me scared to death for our boys. WHY IS THIS TREND HAPPENING??? IT NEEDS TO STAY DEAD. DON'T YOU DARE DO THIS TO ME NOW TOO, BTS

I. Have. Thoughts. I have serious concerns. Who came to Korea looking to destroy every beautiful man they could find? First they came for Dean, then Nam Joo Hyuk (yeah, yeah, it was for a drama BUT IT FUCKING HAPPENED), and then they came for Nicole’s-first-ultimate-bias-sex-god Byun Baekhyun, and now they put two – TWO! – mullets into one group. Himchan and Jongup. Why? Have they not suffered enough? Did the stylist decide to finally give Zelo a free era off? 

I’m going to say it right here, right now, quote me on this if you feel like it.

If Park Jimin has a mullet I will loudly unstan (and quietly still stan from afar) because no one – ABSOLUTELY NO ONE – looks good with a mullet. 

But, truth be told, I feel like Tae and Yoongi are the real concerns here. Tae’s hair has been noticeably longer…I’m hoping that is just a coincidence or a sign he’s going to get that messy, wavy hair thing (TAEHYUNG IN A MANBUN OR I RIOT). But Yoongi….they’ve screwed with him before. 

I mean, have we forgotten this travesty?

Or. Dear God. THIS?!

PEOPLE SIGNED OFF ON THOSE! Think about that for a minute. Let it settle into your brain and rustle your jimmies because MULTIPLE people looked at those and said, “Yes. This is good. This is fine. He looks great!”

A mullet is not impossible and now B.A.P has upped the ante by having FUCKING TWO mullets in one group. 

Originally posted by poorbroketherapist

….Like I said. I. Have. Thoughts.

lawl still thinking about that dorito-shaped waist photo that Regency era Sidney Crosby’s got…anyone thinking about Sidney kissing Geno (Or, Lord Evgeni Vladimirovich Malkin, if you prefer) in a private room while the muffled sounds from the ball, held in honor of Lord Malkin’s visit, to be exact, conceals Sidney gasps as Geno hitches Sidney’s leg up onto his waist. 

Scandalous.  

The "This piece of shit ain't worth it. Dreqi kryt ja hangt"-Playlist

Hey bukuroshe,
stop crying. He’s not worth it.
I want you to leave your bed, to wash your face, to put your brightest smile on and to listen to this playlist.
You’re better off without him!
Trust me and love yourself, you’re beautiful.

• Butrint - Ki me lyp
• Mimoza Shkodra - Ki me ni
• Dafina Zeqiri - Adios
• Gili - Edhe pa ty po bojka
• Anxhela Peristeri - Bye Bye
• Tuna - I Asaj
• Dafina Dauti - Ska rendsi
• Capital T - U bo vone
• Flori - Nallane
• Enca - Soul Killa
• Dhurata Ahmetaj - Bone pa mu
• Nora Istrefi - Sje my lifestyle
• Majk - Sjena mo
• Samanta Karavello - As njo si une
• Flori - Pa jete
• Mimoza Shkodra - Ndarja
• Kida - Mke rrejt
• Tuna - Pardon
• Shkurte Gashi - Nuk te fal
• Era - BonBon
• Leonora Jakupi - I harruar
• Arta Bajrami - Nuk prishe pune
• Kaltrina Selimi - Nuk te fal
• Dafina Zeqiri - Be a man once
• Dafina Zeqiri - I pabese
• Capital T - Karma
• Mimoza Shkodra - Burrat nuk jane si ti
• Bertan Asllani - Nuk vjen parasysh
• Kida - O'najr
• Zanfina Ismaili - Ti pa mu nuk mundesh

  • Sirius: I need to tell you something and I don't know how to say it so I'm just going to come out with it. You are the most handsome man I've ever had the pleasure of meeting, on the inside and out. Every time I see you, you take my breath away. I try to control it but sometimes you catch my eye and in that moment, everything disappears-
  • James: Sirius, get out of the bathroom, you're hogging the bloody mirror!
  • Sirius: I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING

Do you ever think about how 🥝 is probably Harry’s favorite song to perform because he gets to “!!!!” about having babies every night he performs without needing to find a pregnant fan in the audience to single out for their baby bump 🤔

  • *Sirius and James talking through the mirrors during the summer holidays*
  • Sirius: James, tell me I'm beautiful.
  • James: Why?
  • Sirius: Just do it!
  • James: But why?!
  • Sirius: Because I need some reassurance!
  • James: But why me?
  • Sirius: You think my family will tell me I'm beautiful?
  • James: No...
  • Sirius: And you're the closest I have to a girlfriend.
  • James: Erm...
  • Sirius: Come on, man!
  • James: Fine. You're... beautiful.
  • Sirius: Thanks James, but that sounded really gay.
  • James: This is why I don't usually engage in night-time mirror conversations with you...
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“I’ll never be able to swallow the fact that people feel the need to attach a successful woman to a man when they say her name.” (Billboard Magazine, May 2016)

don't threaten me with a good time.
  • INTP: You gonna make a post about that?
  • INFJ: About what?
  • INTP: What I just said. Make a post.
  • INFJ: Meh.
  • INTP: Come on, man. You need to step up your game. Your last posts were weak. This is your R8 era. Flippity flop FLOP.
  • INFJ: *blinking* ...what?
  • INTP: It's true.
  • INTP and INFJ stare at each other.
  • INFJ: YOU KNOW, maybe I'll step up my game by making a post about how the INTP is running around in giant diapers and brony costumes!
  • INTP: WELL THEN I'LL DO IT!