equine humor

So my dad and I were playing Tennis today after I got stepped on at the barn
  • Dad: Run faster!
  • Me: My toes hurt! I got stepped on by a horse today!
  • Dad: So? The dog stepped on me today, you don't see me complaining.
  • Me: Dad the dog weighs 60 pounds
  • Dad: You're being overdramatic, a horse can't weigh more than what? 300 pounds?
  • Me: .....