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Criminal Minds AU Episode 12: Penelope

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Part 7

The second Morgan had informed the team about what had happened, they had wasted no time in getting to Garcia’s apartment as fast as they could. JJ had swung by the twins’ apartment to pick them up and drive them over. Hotch, Rossi, and Prentiss were finishing up some stuff at the office and would be meeting them there as soon as they could.

Allyson read and reread Morgan’s text message nearly the entire way there. Even though it was just words on a screen, she could almost picture the anger and frustration seething inside of him for not being able to catch this guy. He had been right there. And now, who knew when the next chance would come about to finding him?

And unfortunately for Morgan, even though they all knew he had done everything he could to try to protect Garcia, this was going to eat away at him heavily.

JJ and the twins arrived to the apartment just as Hotch, Rossi, and Prentiss were getting out of one of the black government SUVs. Local PD had arrived at the scene, igniting the dark street with flashes of blue and red lights. Allyson saw them loading a stretcher into the ambulance, the body covered by a white sheet. She remembered Morgan saying that the unsub had shot the officer on surveillance duty. Poor guy, she thought sadly. He was just trying to do his job.

“We’ve set up a perimeter within a five mile radius of here,” the head officer was telling Hotch. “But if he’s on foot, it’s possible that he’s not looking to leave town.”

“Not only that, but he came after Garcia a second time,” Rossi said.

“He must have learned that she survived the first shooting and came to finish the job,” Hotch said.

Prentiss shook her head. “What the hell is going on here?”

“That’s what we hope to find out,” Hotch replied, speaking more to the officer than to Prentiss. The team knew that once Internal Affairs had gotten involved, they were technically off the case. And now that an officer had been gunned down, the apartment was officially a crime scene, meaning they had no business being there.

“Please, Officer,” JJ said in a soft voice. “Penelope is our friend. We just want to talk to her. Just for five minutes.”

The officer was silent for a minute, but they could see his mind working. Despite everything that had happened over the last few days, he’d been very cooperative with them. Not only that, but he’d known Hotch for many years, both as the head of the BAU and his days as a defensive attorney. He knew the bond this team had, and he knew that it was a big reason why they were able to work so easily and effortlessly together.

“Listen, agents,” he said, speaking quietly so that they all had to lean in closer to hear him. “I don’t care if you’re officially on this case or not. I personally would love to catch this son of a bitch. And any help that you can give us would be greatly appreciated.”

Hotch clapped the officer on the shoulder. “Thank you so much.” He beckoned the others to follow him, and the team all made their way up to Garcia’s apartment.

Morgan was the one who let them in when they arrived. Garcia was curled up on the couch, one hand over her barely-healed wound, the other clutching a pillow to her chest. Her eyes and face were very red, but she seemed to have stopped crying. Although, as Allyson took a seat on the ottoman opposite her and reached over to grab her hand, she could feel it trembling.

“I just don’t understand,” she said in a choked voice as the rest of the team filed in and stood or sat around her. “Who is this guy? What does he want with me?”

“We’re going to figure that out,” Hotch said, but for the first time in four days, Allyson could hear the slightest tinge of doubt in his voice. And the thought alone that Hotch may be losing faith in the team was enough to make her stomach drop uncomfortably.

“Is there anything else you can tell us?” Prentiss asked, the tone of her voice suggesting that she was getting about as tired of asking this question as she figured Garcia was about answering it.

Garcia looked for a moment like she was going to respond with the typical “No,” but the team saw her stop as her eyes traveled to the corner of the room. To everyone else, it would appear as if she had momentarily froze, but inside her mind, she was thinking back to those several moments of terror, when Morgan had handed her a gun and told her to stand—

“The corner,” she suddenly said, her voice barely audible. “When we went to dinner, he insisted on the waiter seating us in the back of the restaurant. Back in the corner. There were a lot more open tables that we passed, and the one in the corner wasn’t even the nicest one. But he kept insisting, no matter what the waiter said. And he sat with his back to the wall.”

Allyson’s eyes widened slightly. “He wanted a view of the entire restaurant. He wanted to be able to observe everyone around him.”

“Garcia, think back to his car,” Reid said. “I’m not talking about the make or the model or any of that. I want you to think about the inside of the car. Was there anything inside the car that seemed out of the ordinary to you?”

Garcia closed her eyes briefly and concentrated hard. Her mouth suddenly opened slightly as she remembered something. “His seatbelt was buckled behind him,” she said. “I noticed it when we got to my apartment. But I didn’t get the chance to ask him about it. I just thought maybe he wasn’t…paying attention or something?”

“Or the car was used for something else,” Reid said.

“Surveillance,” Morgan added.

At that moment, however, the team was instantly rattled as Rossi suddenly grabbed one of the chairs from the kitchen and slammed it down in front of the couch, sitting down on it, his eyes staring coldly at Garcia.

“All right, let’s cut the crap!” he said, all former traces of sympathy gone from his voice. “You need to be straight with us. Right now. Look at me, not them!” he yelled as her eyes darted to her friends.

“I…I’m not hiding anything!” Garcia stammered, her eyes wide with terror.

“You got shot! Most people get shot for a reason!” Rossi replied. Allyson knew he had a point, but she didn’t really understand this harsh approach he was going for. Garcia said she wasn’t doing anything illegal. And even though Rossi had been with the team more recently than the others, he should be good enough at his job to trust that she wasn’t hiding anything.

Once again, Garcia’s eyes darted to her friends, and once again, Rossi called her to rapt attention. “Hey! Eyes here!”

“Ease up, Rossi!” Morgan said, getting to his feet, but Hotch put a hand on his shoulder to hold him back. Clearly, he was the only one who had an understanding of what Rossi was trying to do.

“You’ve got a room full of people here, willing to believe that an FBI agent is trying to kill you! We need to know everything you do on company time that we don’t know about!”

“Come on, man!” Morgan argued, and even Allyson had to agree with him. She understood the need to be open with your team, but there were some things that you needed to have for yourself.

“It’s nothing bad…” Garcia said, instantly alerting the attention of the rest of the team. “It…It’s…”

“What? Spit it out!” Rossi yelled.

“It’s nothing bad!” Garcia repeated, now sounding angry herself. “It’s just…I council victim’s families and they know where I work, so sometimes they ask me to look into their cases for them.”

“What does that mean?” Rossi asked.

“It just means that the cases, the unsolved ones,” Garcia began, “I tag them, so whoever investigates them knows that the FBI considers them a priority.”

Hotch folded his arms. “You’re not authorized to do that.”

“I know!” Garcia insisted. “I was just trying to help.”

The tears had returned to her eyes. Allyson squeezed her hand affectionately, knowing how hard this all had to seem. The whole team knew that all Garcia ever wanted to do was help people. She would never do something intentionally illegal. Hell, she may not even know that what she was doing was technically illegal.

“I didn’t know that I was doing anything bad,” Garcia said, wiping at her eyes. “I swear.”

Hotch nodded. “I know you weren’t. But you need to understand something: by flagging certain cases, you could cause investigating officers to think that you’re watching them.”

“And if one of those investigating officers has been involved in something illegal,” Rossi began, “then they may feel the need to eliminate the threat.”

The team exchanged concerned looks. “So you think that Garcia stumbled across something illegal?” Prentiss asked.

“It’s possible,” Hotch replied. “We’ll have Kevin look into it.”

“But what if this guy comes back here?” Garcia asked, visibly trembling at the thought. “I don’t want to put any of you guys in the middle of this.”

“Baby Girl, you don’t have to worry about that at all,” Morgan said.

“We aren’t going to leave you until we know for sure that you’re safe,” Allyson added reassuringly.

“I suggest we split up,” Hotch said. “Morgan, you, Prentiss, and the twins stay here. Dave, you and JJ will come with me back to the BAU. We can have Kevin cross-check the list of investigating officers in your files to see if any of them fit the profile.”

“Or at least have the initials JCB,” JJ added.

“What do you need me to do?” Garcia asked.

“Well, you’re still suspended,” Hotch said. “So unfortunately, there’s not much you can do right now.”

“We’ll keep you in touch with what we find out,” Rossi said to the other agents. They nodded in agreement and settled in as Hotch, Rossi, and JJ headed back out to the BAU. However, as the three agents got into the SUV and started on their way, several feet down the street, another car started up, headlights beaming on, the driver pulling out from the side of the road and following after the SUV.

dagobaby  asked:

Which episodes have Barisi in them? Asking for a friend

Season 16

  • Decaying Morality 16x13
  • December Solstice 16x16
  • Granting Immunity 16x19

Season 17

  • Criminal Pathology 17x2
  • Institutional Fail 17x4
  • Community Policing 17x5
  • Depravity Standard 17x9
  • A Misunderstanding 17x12
  • Forty-One Witnesses 17x13
  • Starstruck Victims 17x16
  • Unholiest Alliance 17x18
  • Intersecting Lives 17x22
  • Heartfelt Passages 17x23

Season 18

  • Making a Rapist 18x2*
  • Motherly Love 18x10

Major episodes have been emphasized. 

Also, I may be forgetting some. So, if anyone has any additional recommendations - please share them!

*Not a Barisi moment per se, but they do interact and that’s pretty much all we can hope for this season. 

My Candy Love - Episode 34 Guide


-      Negative result for LOM
/      Neutral result for LOM
+     Positive result for LOM

/ or + Means my Love’O’Meter is at 100 so the result is either neutral or positive

If an answer does not have -, /, or + beside it, it means I don’t know the result

LOM: Love’O’Meter; Low LOM is around 75 points or lower. High LOM is 75 and over.

Action Points: 400-600 Action Points depending on how lucky you are on finding people within the episode.

Illustrations: There are 5 Illustrations in total. One Illustration with each boy. Illustration is based on outfit choice and one dialogue choice. Four episode replays are needed to get all Illustrations.

Auntie: Found during the objectives: ‘You can’t stay in the school cafeteria any longer. Go eat outside.’ She can be found in the basement. The gift is a Spaghetti Bowl.

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Season 3 Episode Guide:

  • 301. Being Better Is So Much Harder /  June 09 - 8:00 PM

In the aftermath of the explosion, the Raza crew fights to survive. Help comes from a surprising source.

  • 302. It Doesn’t Have To Be Like This /  June 09 - 9:00 PM

It’s friend vs. friend as the Raza works to recover a deadly drive. Five’s past also isn’t what you think.

  • 303. Welcome To The Revolution /  June 16 - 9:00 PM

The crew tries to broker peace for a rebellion, but they won’t go out the way they came in.

  • 304. All The Time In the World / June 23 - 9:00 PM

Unbeknownst to the rest of the crew, Three has been trapped in a time loop, reliving the same day.

  • 305. Give It Up, Princess

The crew must rescue kidnapped royalty to retrieve a file which could halt intergalactic war. 

  • 306. One Last Card To Play

Raza vs Raza. When other dimensional alternates of the crew steal weapons, the real crew must get them back. 

  • 307. Wish I Could Believe You
  • 308. Hot Chocolate
  • 309. Isn’t That A Paradox?
  • 310. Built, Not Born
  • 311. The Dwarf Star Conspiracy
  • 312. My Final Gift To You
  • 313. Nowhere To Go
Episode Guide

For easier navigation through the comments we receive: 

Episode 1Intro - robininthelabyrinth

Episode 2 Crusades/Cretaceous - pansexual-fandom-queen

Episode 3WWII Russian Front -  pansexual-fandom-queen

Episode 4 Laurel - robininthelabyrinth

Episode 5 Vikings – oneiriad

Episode 6 Future Chicago - sanctuaryforalluniverses

Episode 7Invasion - Kakopumpkin 

Episode 8present/feudal Japan – lgbtstarlord

Episode 9American Revolution - sanctuaryforalluniverses

Episode 10 –  Pirates of China – ibecxmebeter + marywisdom

Episode 11 New Zealand - prouvairablehulk

Episode 12Ghost Ship – kakopumpkin

Episode 13 Argentina Dirty War - Airydoorway

Episode 14Tudor England - daughterofscotland

Episode 15 New York 19th Century Race Riots - cleverqueen + delkios

Episode 16 Legends of the Hidden Temple - hippothebrave & wacheypena

Episode 17Filler - unitedplanets

Episode 18Roman Republic - lacommunarde

Episode 19Camelot - drownedinlight

Episode 20Doomworld 1 - pretzel-log1c

Episode 21Doomworld 2 - pretzel-log1c + robininthelabyrinth

Episode 22Finale – robininthelabyrinth

My Candy Love - Episode 33 Guide


-      Negative result for LOM
/      Neutral result for LOM
+     Positive result for LOM

/ or + Means my Love’O’Meter is at 100 so the result is either neutral or positive

If an answer does not have -, /, or + beside it, it means I don’t know the result

LOM: Love’O’Meter; Low LOM is around 75 points or lower. High LOM is 75 and over.

Action Points: 350-575 Action Points depending on how lucky you are on finding people within the episode.

Illustrations: There are 6 Illustrations in total. You can get up to two Illustration in one episode play; one Illustration is with Priya and Iris and the other is with the boyfriend. It will take 4 replays to get every Illustration.

Auntie: Found during the objectives: Bring the dishes to the living room/Isolate yourself to write down a dare. She can be found in the garden. The gifts are party props.

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The Ten Types of Supernatural Episode:  an Illustrated Guide.

1.  The Generic:

This is the kind of episode fandom veterans fondly refer to as “Old School Supernatural.”  Features a 70s rock soundtrack, a classic (yet in hindsight, relatively nonthreatening) ghost or monster, comically bad special effects, and body horror.  Probably from season one. 

Examples:  “Wendigo,” “Bloody Mary,” “Bugs.”    

2.  The Classic:

Not to be confused with the Generic, the Classic is the kind of episode that everybody remembers and everybody loves.  It’s infinitely quotable, carefully toes the line between hilarious and absurd, and is still frequently blogged about even if it came out 7+ years ago.  Almost definitely features Gabriel. 

Examples:  “Tall Tales,” “Mystery Spot,” “Changing Channels.”

3.  The Life Changer:

Once you see this episode, you will never be the same.  Whether it introduces a beloved character, kills them, or raises them from the dead, the Life Changer is the episode that either sends you into a downward spiral of unhealthy obsession, or merely accelerates it.

Examples:  “Lazarus Rising,” “Abandon All Hope,” “Lucifer Rising.”

4.  The Black Comedy:

Though much of Supernatural revolves around a unique cocktail of horror and humor, the Black Comedy is almost impossible to miss.  From famine-induced cannibalism, to a would-be antichrist, to a killer pagan Santa Clause, the humor of these episodes is darker than Batman’s worst nightmares and probably at least twice as depressing, yet manages to be oddly magical all the same.

Examples:  “Yellow Fever,” “My Bloody Valentine,” “A Very Supernatural Christmas.”

5.  The Crack Fic: 

These are the episodes whose only real purpose is to make you wonder if Supernatural is some kind of elaborate fever dream.  Neither advance the plot nor provide much further insight into its characters, but still entertaining in terms of pure absurdity. 

Examples:  “Man’s Best Friend with Benefits,” “It’s a Dog Dean Afternoon,” most of season seven.  

6.  The WELL-WRITTEN Crack Fic:

Despite having the same brand surreal absurdity of the Crack Fic, the WELL-WRITTEN Crack Fic not only serves to further character development, but will also tug at your heartstrings, make you laugh, and very likely make you cry. 

Examples:  “Monster Movie,” “Sam, Interrupted,” “Hunteri Heroici.”

7.  The Meta Fiction: 

Some shows break the fourth wall, but this one comes at it with a sledgehammer.  From directly addressing the fandom and its terminology to the show itself, the Meta Fiction episode is usually surprisingly enjoyable and well-done, if you can get past the sheer mindfuck of it.

Examples:  “Fanfiction,” “The French Mistake,” “Don’t Call me Shurley.” 

8.  The Tearjerker: 

This one specializes in one thing and one thing only, and that is emotionally destroying you.  May disguise itself as other kinds of episodes, like the Crack Fic and the Meta Fiction, before swiftly and efficiently moving in for the kill.

Examples:  “the Rapture,” “After School Special,” “the Man Who Would be King.”   

9.  The Tragedy Porn:

Do you enjoy watching your favorite characters suffer and die horribly for no particular reason?  No?  Well in that case, you picked the wrong show, my friend.  From the heart wrenching pain of Dean being forced to kick a newly-human Cas out of the bunker, to the soul-destroying injustices that were Kevin and Charlie, the Tragedy Porn is an episode that exists for no other reason than to make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

Examples:  “I’m No Angel,” “Dark Dynasty,” “Rock and a Hard Place.”

10.  The Grand Finale: 

The Tearjerker, made ten times worse with the addition of “Carry on my Wayward Son” and a cliffhanger ending.  Specializes in metaphorically ripping your heart out, making you sob like a pre-adolescent girl, and psyching you up for the next season, no matter how emotionally exhausted you may already be.

 Examples:  “No Rest For the Wicked,” “The Man Who Knew Too Much,” “Swan Song.”  

Just in case anyone wanted a Connie x Steven episode marathon I’ve compiled a list of all of the episodes that they appear in together.

So grab the Cookie Cat’s and sit down because here’s APPROX 4 HOURS OF CONNVERSE. (Correct as of 15/09/16)

Season 1

(Episode 1) Bubble Buddies

(Episode 17) Lion 2: The Movie

(Episode 19) Rose’s Room

(Episode 24) An Indirect Kiss

(Episode 25) Mirror Gem

(Episode 26) Ocean Gem

(Episode 32) Fusion Cuisine

(Episode 37) Alone Together

(Episode 42) Winter Forecast

(Episode 44) Marble Madness

(Episode 46) Open Book

Season 2

(Episode 1) Full Disclosure

(Episode 4) Love Letters

(Episode 6) Sworn To The Sword

(Episode 9) We Need To Talk

(Episode 16) Nightmare Hospital

(Episode 23) Steven’s Birthday

Season 3

(Episode 11) Beach City Drift

(Episode 16) Gem Hunt

(Episode 17) Crack the Whip

Season 4

(Episode 3) Buddy’s Book

(Episode 4) Mindful Education

Uta no Prince Sama: Maji Love Legend Star Vol. 5

Quiz no Prince Sama: STARISH (1|2|3|4|5)

**TSDF Episode Guide**

As requested, here is an updated character list. It’s not a confirmed list, but is based on pretty thorough tracking and should be mostly accurate.

Rick - 1,4,5,7,8,9,10,12,15,16
Carl - 1,4,5,7,8,9,15,16
Michonne - 1,4,5,7,8,9,10,12,15,16
Daryl - 1,3,4,7,8,9,10,13,15,16
Maggie - 1,5,8,9,13,15,16
Glenn - 1
Carol - 1,2,8,9,10,14,16
Morgan - 1,2,8,9,10,14,16
Abe - 1
Sasha - 1,5,8,9,12,13,15,16
Eugene - 1,4,6,7,8,11,13,15,16
Rosita - 1,4,6,7,8,9,10,12,13,16
Tara - 1,6,8,9,10,12,15,16
Aaron - 1,4,5,7,8,9,10,15,16
Negan - 1,3,4,7,8,11,13,15,16
Dwight - 1,3,4,7,11,16
Simon - 1,5,9,13,16
Jesus - 5,7,8,9,13,15,16
Enid -1,4,5,8,9,13,15(?),16
Father Gabriel - 1,4,7,8,9,10,12,15,16
Spencer- 1,4,7,8
Olivia - 4,7,8
Eric - 1,4,8,9,15(?),16
Heath - 6
Gregory - 5,8,9,13,15
Sherry- 3,7
Judith - 1,7,12,16(?)
Tobin - 4,8,15,16

New characters:

Ezekiel - 2,9,10,14,16
Richard - 2,8,9,10,14
Benjamin - 2,9,10,14
Jerry - 2,9,10,14,16
Cyndie - 6,15
Natania - 6,15
“Brion” - 9,12,16

Once Upon a Time Whump

Character: Killian Jones / Captain Hook

A comprehensive whump list, a gift for @whumplists and @whumpslist - thanks for all you guys do for the whump community! Bolded episode numbers denote impressive whump in the episode, italics denote minimal whump that casual whumpers may want to skip. GIFs, videos, caps and other content can be found here, arranged by episode number. More OUAT lists to come.

2x04- held at swordpoint, heart squeezed, bound to his ship’s mast, girlfriend killed in front of him, hand cut off

2x05- buried under pile of corpses, held at knifepoint, tied to a tree, threatened with a dagger, wrists tied together

2x06- wrists still tied, buried under falling rubble, shackled to a pillar and abandoned in a giant’s lair

2x08- thrown against a wall and bound with magic rock shackles, taunted with his own hook

2x09- taunted with his own hook (again), captured and forced to kneel, heart squeezed, knocked out with a punch

2x11- gets bookcase thrown on him, banged in the head and knocked into ship’s hold, beaten with a cane, hit by a car

2x12- wounded from being hit by car, strangled, hospital whump, handcuffed to hospital bed

2x13- limps and winces throughout the episode, manhandled some, choked

2x14- magically thrown across a library and knocked out (brief)

2x15- emotional whump when he attacks his nemesis, gets knocked out with a garbage can (brief)

2x19- tied and gagged in a u-haul (brief)

2x20- tied to an office chair in the clocktower, thrown off a cliff into a pit with a hellbeast

2x22- emotional whump, punched in the face (brief)

3x05- emotional whump when brother dies twice, held at swordpoint

3x07- thrown against a tree by a shadow that tries to rip his shadow away

3x11- held at knifepoint, thrown across a church, said goodbye to the woman he loves, kneed in the junk by same woman

3x17- held at knifepoint, slapped twice, emotional whump over broken heart, lips cursed

3x19- bound and gagged in trunk of car

3x20- drowned in shallow tub

3x21- sucked into portal, force choked, punched past self out

4x01- knocked down, knocked out by snow monster (brief)

4x02- emotional whump when girlfriend is in peril

4x03- frozen in place and threatened with icicles

4x04- emotional whump due to cursed hand

4x08- emotional whump when girlfriend is in peril, tied to a fence, heart ripped out of chest, controlled by his worst enemy

4x09- still controlled by worst enemy, forced to commit atrocities, said goodbye to the woman he loves (again), so much angst

4x10- silly whump in the form of Home Alone style marbles on floor, still controlled by nemesis

4x11- still controlled by worst enemy, heart squeezed multiple times, almost dies, heart violently shoved back into chest

4x15- tentacle porn, squeezed by tentacles, knocked out by tentacle, thrown overboard to drown, slapped, very briefly kidnapped

4x22- forced into alternate reality where he is a cowardly deckhand, killed there, emotional whump when girlfriend sacrifices herself to evil

5x01- gets attacked by crazy witch he just freed (brief)

5x08- lost swordfight, threw himself off building (not suicide), shackled to a tree, cut by sword, knocked out and chained in crazy girlfriend’s basement, stabbed with garden shears, straight-up died, emotional whump when he finds out his girlfriend did the one thing he explicitly asked her not to do

5x10- became a dark one against his will, much angst, held at swordpoint, more angst, knocked out and cursed by girlfriend, very angsty and evil

5x11- continued being very evil and angsty, emotional whump when forced to confront the father who sold him into slavery as a boy, straight-up murdered

5x12- appears in a vision at his grave, covered in blood (brief)

5x13- covered in blood and wounds, held prisoner in Hades’ underworld dungeon, did I mention blood?, there’s also pain and limping, go now

5x14- still covered in blood and wounds, chained to a literal unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism, listen for the whimper, big rescue time, yaaaay

5x15- briefly still covered in blood and wounds, emotional whump over guilt, emotional whump over his brother, briefly kidnapped, flashbacks of slavery

5x20- went up in flames, tackled by girlfriend, majorly traumatic emotional whump when he says goodbye to the woman he loves

5x21- resolution of that heart-wrenching goodbye if you need one, also got threatened with a butter knife (i’m not even kidding)

5x22- shocked with a cattle prod, put in a cage, choked by ridiculously strong guy