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2P America Boyfriend headcannons
  • wink, wink, nUDGE, NUDGE ;)
  • okay, first off, thIS CHILD OF SATAN-
  • Fuckboi
  • but actually really dorky when you get to know him
  • vEGAN
  • Won’t mind if you eat meat tho, just as long as u don’t force him to eat meat
  • Overprotective
  • Will punch a guy for even loOKING AT YOU-
  • Likes memes
  • what am I talking about? LOVES MEMES!
  • will send you a meme in the middle of the night
  • Rap music 👌🏽
  • good music taste tho
  • OUT ALL NIGHT CLUBBING
  • most likely to meet him in a club tho, no joke
  • will take you to baseball games
  • just go with him
  • it’ll make him happy :)
  • Will sing Hamilton with you
  • If ya get serious, he wiLL LOVE YOU-
  • Piggyback rides!
  • Remind him that you like/love him please
  • ya need to keep a calm temper
  • Bc this boy’s temper is OUT OF CONTROL
  • Be there for him
  • At least when you visit, Oliver will also give you cupcakes!
  • Occasionally, Matt will third wheel it with y’all
  • lots of flirting
  • maybe grab ur cake ;)
  • wear hiS SHIRTS
  • ALLEN JONES! BOOS!