ep: weekend at bobby's

My Best Friend's Adventures with Supernatural: Part 3, Season 6

Exile In Main Street
WAIT DEAN’S NOT HUNTING WITH SAM?
WHERE’S THE IMPALA
HE STILL THINKS SAM IS DEAD
SAM DIDN’T TELL HIM HE WAS BACK
SAMMY WHAT THE FUCK
On a happier note, Dean is a really good dad to Ben
He still keeps a gun and a cup of holy water under the bed
DEAN’S IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP AWW
SHIT SOMEONE SCREAMED
DEAN PLEASE DON’T DIE
SHIT THERE’S BLOOD
Dean is up to old habits again. Putting devil’s traps under rugs and shit
Oh fuck oh fuck of fuck
THAT AIN’T NO OPOSSUM THAT’S A FUCKING DEMON
BABY
Dean in love is so cute
SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S AZAZEL
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
SAM
OH THANK YOU GOD SAMMY’S BACK
He’s been back for WEEKS?!?!
HE’S BEEN BACK ALL YEAR?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK SAM
HOLY SHIT THEY’VE GOT FAMILY
HOLY SHIT IT’S SAMUEL
FUCKING DJINN
LISA AND BEN PLEASE LET THEM BE OKAY
BOBBY
BOBBY KNEW?!?! WHAT THE FUCK BOBBY
DEAN DON’T YOU DARE
DEAN IS SUCH A GOOD DAD I CRY FOREVER
Um okay fuck that one cousin who’s a douchebag
Sam don’t judge your brother
Hell changed Sam. He’s colder, more stern.
SHIT THEY GOT DEAN’S NEIGHBORS
DEAN NO
DEAN WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO YOU
FUCK LISA AND BEN NO
SAMUEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING KILL HER
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEAN ISN’T HUNTING

Two And A Half Men
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK
DON’T HURT THE BABY PLEASE DON’T HURT THE BABY
Dean you miss hunting and you know it
THE POOR BABY
Dean you need a hug and about 10 beers
BEN WHAT THE FUCK
BEN NO YOU DON’T WANT TO DO WHAT DEAN DOES
Dean is trying so hard
Oh shit what did Sam find that was so bad he had to call Dean?
A BABY?!?!
SAM YOU CAN HANDLE A BABY BY YOURSELF
THE BABY IS SO CUTE OMGGG
Oh no it’s crying
I take it back. Sam’s a dumbass when it comes to babies
Lol Dean just imitates the baby crying 
Dean said his name was Bobby. Sam said his name was John. Excuse me while I cry
SHIT SHE’S A SHIFTER
Y'ALL ARE SOME CRAZY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
These guys can handle demons, shifters, wedigos, vampires and a whole bunch of other crazy shit, but give them a baby and they’re fucking clueless
IS HE HUMMING SMOKE ON THE WATER
DEAN WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD DAD AND YOU CAN’T TELL ME OTHERWISE
DEAN DON’T GIVE THE BABY ALCOHOL
OH SHIT ITS A SHIFTER BABY
Dean is so damn cute with a baby
Dean is a savage
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
NO THE POOR BABY NO
FUCK EVERYTHING
Hell seriously fucked Sam up
SAMUEL WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
LISA IS SO GREAT
BABY I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

The Third Man
WHAT THE FUCK HIS SKIN IS FALLING OFF
HE LITERALLY JUST FELL APART
THIS SEASON HAS NO CHILL. WITHIN 30 SECONDS SHIT HAS ALREADY HIT THE FAN
Aw he misses Lisa already
HOLY SHIT SAMMY HOT DAMN
SAM WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT PAYING
WAIT DID SAM FUCK A WOMAN SO GOOD SHE ALMOST FORGOT SHE WAS GETTING PAID FOR IT?!?!?! GODDAMN SAMMY
*cop spikes drink* you mean me as a cop
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS EPISODE IS SO GROSS WHAT THE FUCK
Lol Dean ain’t stupid
Fuck the mileage at least it ain’t ugly
LOL DEAN SAID FUCK YOU SAM MY CAR IS FASTER
Sam did you leave your chill back in hell or something
Um is this guy high or something
Um that’s perfectly good liquor why are you just letting it pour everywhere
THERE’S BUGS IN HIS BRAIN WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
Dean your prayers are wonderful
CASTIEL
Lol Cas said fuck you Sam I only answer my boyfriend
Oh Sam is pissed lol
Lol Cas is just as sassy as ever
Lollll Cas is so done with their bullshit
CHILD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A WEAPON FROM HEAVEN
DID A TEN YEAR OLD SELL HIS SOUL?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK YOU DUMB LITTLE SHIT
CASTIEL YOU DONT YOU JUST KIDNAP CHILDREN
SAMMY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NOWADAYS
CASTIEL WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Oh great another dick angel
LOL FUCK YOUR CAR SAM
I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING
DEAN IS HAPPY LOLLLLL
Wel then fuck you too Raphael
Castiel you are so strange
Though Balthazar is officially stranger
Well Balthazar is one kinky motherfucker
BALTHAZAR WHY DID YOU LEAVE CAS ALONE
Lol Dean was just like lol fuck you
Cas needs a hug
Okay Raphael I didn’t like you before but now you’ve gone and hurt my baby so now I have to set you on fire
GODDAMN BALTHAZAR
Eh Balthazar ain’t that bad
CAS GODDAMMIT WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA LEAVE WITHOUT A GOODBYE
Sam is not dealing with the memory of hell very well
I think Sam has lost his ability to give a damn. About anything. It’s scary

Weekend At Bobby’s
BOBBY
CROWLEY
FUCK YOU CROWLEY YOU GIVE BOBBY HIS SOUL BACK RIGHT NOW
Lol Bobby said fuck you
Crowley I’m gonna fuck you up
Lol Bobby has fucking dial-up
Bobby breaking into libraries and shit Lolll
Bobby works his ass off for those boys and they have no idea
Dean you’re being rude
Bobby what the FUCK
Oh nevermind she’s possessed
OKAY SHE BROUGHT UP HIS WIFE KILL HER NOW
Lol Bobby said fuck you and your shit demon
CROWLEY IS THE KING OF HELL?!?!? WHAT THE HELL
Ooooooh who’s the lady Bobby
AWWWW SHE HAS A CRUSH ON HIM
BOBBY GO FALL IN LOVE AGAIN DAMMIT
Demons are so dumb thinking Bobby is just gonna sit there and listen to their bullshit
Lol Garth is such a dork
RUFUS
Best friends bury bodies together
You know it’s bad when the monsters start acting weird
“You got a shovel?” *cuts to Bobby using a bulldozer* lol fuck a shovel
Lol Rufus is the only one who can sass Bobby and not get shot
SHERIFF MILLS AYYYY
Fuck dickhole cops
Lol fuck you asshole cop you can suck my dick
Oh shit the monster isn’t dead
#1 rule: Don’t argue with Bobby Singer
SHIT THE LADY WHO HAS A CRUSH ON BOBBY
Well that didn’t come out sounding sexual at all Bobby
OH FUCK
Um okay ew 
Bobby cannot catch a break
CROWLEY HAD A KID HOLY SHIT
Her: DON’T SWALLOW IT
Me: Lol that’s not what he said
Her: I hate you
GODDAMMIT RUFUS
Dean stop acting like you’re the only one who’s got problems
I love it when Bobby calls out the boys on their bullshit
Sheriff Mills I fucking love you
Lol even Crowley hates demons
LOL EVEN CROWLEY’S SON HATES HIM
CROWLEY SOLD HIS SOUL FOR AN EXTRA 3 INCHES ON HIS DICK LMAOOOOO
WAIT IF THEY’RE IN SCOTLAND THAT MEANS DEAN HAD TO FLY ON A PLANE OH FUCK MY POOR CHILD
HAHA FUCK YOU CROWLEY YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
Lol #roasted literally
Dean I love you
Bobby deserves a vacation

Live Free or Twi-Hard
Twi-hard? So this obviously has vampires in it but is it gonna have like Twilight reference too? God I hope not that series is SHIT
Girl don’t you fall for that vampire shit
Is her name seriously Kristen
Oh my god they purposely made them look like Bella and Edward it’s time for me to kill myself
Oh my GOD I’m gonna vomit
YOU’RE 17 NO YOU CAN’T MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT
If she dies it’s her own damn fault for being a complete dumbass
HIS NAME IS ROBERT?!?! THEY ARE DELIBERATELY TRASHING TWILIGHT GOD BLESS YOU WRITERS
RIP dumb bitch
So this is basically what would have happened if Twilight was real. They wouldn’t fall in love and get married and shit she would FUCKING DIE DUHHHH
Awwwww Dean loves Lisa so much
Sam and Dean are like what is this complete and utter bullshit
Twilight basically romanticizes an abusive toxic relationship. Thank you Supernatural for pointing that out
Awwwww a gay couple
Efron and Bieber lol
Sam don’t you die on me again
WELL SHIT SAM
SHIT
Nevermind it was just a fuckboy
HE’S WEARING GLITTER?!?! REALLY?!?! Kill me now Frannie kill me now
“Use a condom!” Dean Winchester, giver of good advice
DEAN NO
SAM WHAT THE FUCK DON’T JUST STAND THERE HELP YOUR BROTHER
OKAY SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH SAM
OH MY GOD DEAN’S GONNA TURN INTO A VAMPIRE
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WRITERS YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME
SAM WINCHESTER I AM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS I DON’T CARE HOW BADLY HELL FUCKED YOU UP YOU DO NOT LET YOUR BROTHER GET TURNED INTO A MONSTER
DEAN MY POOR BABY
SAM I AM SHAKING WITH RAGE AT WHAT YOU LET HAPPEN TO YOUR BROTHER
DEAN NO DON’T RUN AWAY
FUCK
DEAN PLEASE DON’T HURT LISA
BEN RUN
GODDAMMIT I’M CRYING
WAIT WHAT
THERE’S A CURE PRAISE THE GOOD LORD PRAISE JESUS PRAISE THE HOLY SPIRIT PRAISE EVERYBODY
SAM YOU STOP LYING RIGHT NOW
I am soooooooo pissed right now
I JUST WANNA WRAP DEAN IN BLANKETS AND GIVE HIM HUGS AND KISSES AND PIE
DEAN DON’T DO IT
Dean you scare the hell out of me sometimes
Bad poetry=kill me now
Wait is there like a vampire Jesus or something that they worship?
This shit is like vampire mafia
Dean took down a whole nest by himself? Goddamn
Damn he puked up his whole stomach and then some
Oh shit he remembers Sam just letting him get turned
MY BABY IS OKAY HALLELUJAH
Sam I am going to break that pretty little face of yours