ep: the monster at the end of this book


Yeah, no, I’m definitely a god. A cruel, cruel, capricious god. The things I put you through. The physical beatings alone. I killed your father. I burned your mother alive and then you had to go through the whole horrific deal again with Jessica. All for what? All for the sake of literary symmetry. I toyed with your lives, your emotions, for entertainment. Did you really have to live through the bugs? What about the ghost ship? I am so sorry. I mean, horror is one thing, but to be forced to live bad writing… If I would’ve known it was real, I would have done another pass.