ep: 100

I’m honestly so fucking happy for this undertale pope nonsense in 2014 we had dashcon and 2015 brought us sonic-for-real-justice, and I was getting disappointed that there wasn’t another absurd summer trainwreck on this website to follow, but matpat came to the fucking rescue and gave a steam code for undertale to the literal pope

  • Bruno Mars:*writes songs comparing his ex to the devil and telling her to go to hell and how he would've violently died for her*
  • Everyone:....
  • Ed Sheeran:*Writes songs saying he'll never get over his ex at least 2-3 years after they broke up and another one accusing a woman of cheating on him when she says she thought he was a one night stand and never actually committed to him*
  • Everyone:...
  • Nick Jonas:*writes a song about being possessive of his girlfriend to the point of rage and wanting to control her sexuality*
  • Everyone:....
  • Drake:*opens one of his songs with saying that if your girlfriend goes to the opening game of a basketball season then she must be fucking one of the players and writes a song saying that his ex shouldn't be having fun or have her own sexuality and should be still upset over him leaving her and how this doesn't make her a "good" girl*
  • Everyone:....
  • Kanye West:*writes songs about how women are his objects, how he's god, description of being violent to women, accusing all women of being gold diggers and evil, and how women owe him sex because he was rude to them and how he thinks they'd wouldn't have been successful if he hadn't been rude to them*
  • Everyone:....
  • Taylor Swift:*writes songs expressing regret for having dated someone and blames herself for not following her own advice*
  • Everyone:Thiiisss...BITCH!!! This WHORE!!! SHe is the WOrST thing to HAVE EVER HAPPENED!!! WHAT A FAKE ASS BITCH!! She needs to move on and stop being such a slut!!
  • 2006 Taylor:I don't swear, I love cowboy boots and girly stuff like sundresses, and I try to be a good girl and I believe my prince is out there, and country music is where my heart is and I stay out of politics
  • 2016 Taylor:I'm going to date whoever the fuck I want and make whatever music I fucking want and bleach my hair and wear plaid and jeans and chokers and no bra and fuck you if you think women in this industry are treated equally and also here's a shout out to gay rights in my album's opening song and on twitter and IG and I'm going to help a rape survivor with her court fees and a gay fan who got kicked out of their house and me and Bey changed the entire music industry by ourselves and half the men I know ain't shit and don't get called out for anything