ep: 100

season summary: 

  • woodward doing things??? is this real life or just fantasy??
  • *collects all dutchies*
  • wtf swansea way to ruin a party 
  • queens park raisins
  • *multiple swear words with leicester somewhere in between*
  • dave can save the planet
  • Belgian Tree Waffle scores
  • injury somewhere to someone x1000
  • OVERCELEBRATION
  • smh @ smalling (manchester’s still red) 
  • lol arsEANAL 
  • wilshire’s really fucking tiny isnt he
  • (sits back to watch piers morgan meltdown)
  • did you know: phil jones takes corners 
  • LIVERP3-0L
  • more injuries happy christmas
  • the holidays are cursed
  • luke chadwick 1 gerrard 0
  • Daley Last Minute Blind
  • SERIOUSLY WTF SWANSEA
  • welb*ck
  • ashley young for ballon d’or
  • has kane escaped our defence’s pockets yet 
  • 46 SECONDS
  • BYE STEVIE HOPE YOU LIKED UR SENDING OFF
  • WHAT COLOUR IS MANCHESTER AGAIN
  • BYE CITY 
  • the blue period
  • the really blue period
  • I don’t wanna talk about this 
  • thank god for palace 
  • DIE CHAMPIONSSSS (league) (playoffs) (STILL)
  • arse nah
  • HELLO HELLO HEY
  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WE GO FOR IT 
  • the um end i guess also what was that
  • brings out yearly woodward statue
  • start praying

i don’t think a lotta people realize how much being abused fucks you up for the rest of ur life. like, all of ur relationships and interactions with literally anyone are tinged with fear and anger and guilt, like, trauma is fucking rough, and i don’t fault any fellow survivors dealin with it however they know how but like. if u haven’t gone thru it and ur romanticizing it, then i’m not gonna trust u