environmental packaging

I bet you could get many conservatives to support environmentalism if you packaged it to them as blatant “golden-age” nostalgia rather than “saving the world.”

do you ever think about the fact that humans basically fucked up an entire planet and that makes us feel guilty and afraid so we drive to whole foods and we’re like “yes, i’ll buy the unprocessed organic raw sugar ethically made with environmentally friendly packaging” and try our best to hold everything together and we literally buy morality from whole foods for $7.99