entertment

The amount of people who were moved and touched by Muhammad Ali is incredible. You know why? Because when the world heard that he had took his last breath, thousands of people across the world made duaa for him, for his grave to be full of light, for him to receive jannah, for his sins to be forgiven. SubhanAllah, not only does Allah love when someone serves his creation but the love is returned to you when you need it most. So many of Allahs servants kept him in their duaas, imagine Allah accepting our prayers and him enterting his grave sinless. Thats the kind of love only Islam can bring out in us. Its kind of remarkable.

調査兵団マフラー事件
  • 調査兵団マフラー事件
  • Kaji Yuuki,Kamiya Hiroshi,Ishikawa Yui,Inoue Marina,Taniyama Kishou etc.
  • Gag Drama CD
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Hey,I translated some other conversations from the Shingeki No Kyojin Gag Drama CD. Please, note that since English it’s not my native language, the translation  may contain some grammar/expression mistakes.I’m really sorry for that,and I hope that despite of this you will understand/enjoy these little conversations,they are really hilarious!:)

THE SCARF INCIDENT

Participants:Mikasa,Eren,Armin,Jean,Connie,Sasha,Erwin and Levi.

The story it’s about Mikasa’s stolen scarf and the mysterious culprit.This track is 29 minutes long,so I will choose some really interesting parts from it.

Part 1.

Erwin woke up with Mikasa’s scarf around his neck.He was really confused ,because he didn’t even know who was the owner of the scarf.Suddenly,Eren and the team(Armin,Mikasa,Jean,Connie and Sasha) knocked on the door.Obviously,they were desperately searching for Mikasa’scarf.They searched in all the rooms,but they couldn’t find it.The only room wich wasn’t rummaged,was Erwin’s.They all enterted in Erwin’s room:

Jean:-Erwin danchou,do you have an idea where Mikasa’s scarf could be?

Armin:-Sir,please,don’t think that we are suspecting you,but do you have a clue about Mikasa’s scarf?

Erwin:-Is that scarf,by any chance,a red scarf?

Mikasa:-Yes.

Eren:-As one would expect,amazing,Erwin danchou!You even know about your subordinate’s stuff!

Erwin:- No,that’s not it.The truth is that……

Armin:-THE SCARF WAS STOLEN!RIGHT,MIKASA?!

Mikasa:Yes!The supposition that I left it somewhere accidentally it’s impossible.It was clearly stolen.My special skill is to cut meat.The culprit needs to be punished properly.

Jean:Sorry,Erwin danchou.Mikasa is really nervous since morning.

Erwin:-Aah…it’s understandable.It was a precious scarf,wasn’t it? *he knows he’s in deep shit* -Uhm..do you suspect someone?

Sasha:Not at all….

Connie: I THINK THAT JEAN IS SUSPICIOUS.

Jean: HAA?WHAT?!WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

Connie: But…but….you are always watching Mikasa’s scarf,right?I know you do!

Jean:I’M NOT LOOKING AT THE SCARF!

Connie:Then what are you looking at?

Jean: Umh…uhh…umh….*ashamed* ANYHOW,I’M NOT THE CULPRIT!

Eren: Say it Jean!Be honest!Admit it!If you’ll do it know,Mikasa will forgive you!

Erwin:You shouldn’t suspect someone without proof,right? *Erwin is really in deep shit*

After this,to avert the suspicion,Erwin forms some groups to search for Mikasa’s scarf.This group is named “Scarf Search Squad.”

Part.2

Erwin goes to Levi to ask for advice, because he is afraid of Mikasa’s retaliation and being labeled a pervert.(‘’hentai’’)

Erwin enters Levi’s room:

*Levi cleaning the room*

Erwin:-Levi…..Levi!

Levi:-Haa? 눈_눈

Erwin: *hiding*-Here,I’m here!

Levi:-What’s this?Why are you hiding?Is this a new training or something?Why are you showing just half of yourself?

Erwin:-I have some problems Levi,help me!

Levi :What are you saying?The mankind is in a big trouble since a long long time.The titans are outside the walls,and we are surrounded by a bunch of idiots. 눈‸눈

  After this Erwin talks to Levi about the incident.He asked Levi to explain everything to Mikasa,to insure his innocence.In this time,The Scarf Search Squad notices that Armin’s underwear is also missing. Levi it’s about to tell the truth about the incident,but Erwin stops him because he doesn’t want to be associated with Armin’s underwear going missing as well.Erwin and Levi wanted to leave,but Eren asked them:

Eren:- Before you leave,please,danchou,heichou,could tell me what were you doing last night?

Levi: -What’s up,Eren?Don’t tell me that you’re suspecting me! 屮눈皿눈

Eren:-IT’S NOT LIKE THAT..just..just…

After this Eren asks a lot of questions from Erwin,and he’s becoming crazy from the pressure(lol).It’s revealed that Erwin got drunk with Pixis last night,and he didn’t even remember a thing.Suddenly,Levi stops the conversation between Eren and Erwin and tells the truth about Erwin and the scarf.Erwin gets angry.Everyone thinks that Erwin is a hentai,and he tries to explain himself.The conclusion from the Search Squad is that the only one who is strong enough to take away Mikasa’s scarf and put it around Erwin’s neck can be just Levi. He becomes the main suspect,but there is no proof.Everyone thinks that he stole Armin’s underwear.

Eren:-Levi heichou!Can you tell me what were you doing last night?

Levi:-I was cleaning the bathroom…..

Eren:-Is this an alibi?! HEICHOU! JUST ADMIT IT! YOU STOLE IT!

Levi:-EREN! Are you having fun right now,right?! -Erwin! Tell this little piece of shit that I’m not interested in women’s scarf and men’s underwear!Tell them!Erw…HEY!WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHIN’ AT?!!

*Erwin is laughing*

So,in the end,the truth finally came out.Erwin accidentally took Mikasa’s scarf because he was cold when he got drunk with Pixis.Levi took Armin’s underwear –also accidentally– because he thought it was a dust cloth and he used it to clean things with it.Everything was revealed.

The audio file was too big to upload,so I cut it.(The audio file contains the scene when Eren starts suspecting Erwin and Levi).

   Also,I highlighted the funnier parts.XD.

Tomorrow will mark a year since I decided to pack my stuff up and moved into the condos. Not including the few weeks I left. And I can honestly say that this place has changed and impacted my life more than I ever thought it would. I mean, I was skeptical at first just like anyone else whose enterting a new situation. But Hideaway has brought so many amazing things into my life. I met some of the greatest people who became not only good friends but family to me, I discovered the love of my life and more importantly I made a home here. And not to get sappy or anything but I do love each and every one of you. But yeah, just reflecting on that when I woke up this morning. Crazy how much things can change in a year. How is everyone’s day though? Are you guys ready for Vegas?

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Lackfi János: Miért ne olvassak verset?

Mert a költők meghaltak már úgyis.
Mert testükben nedvek voltak, húgy is.
Mert a vers mind búval vagyon aszva.
Mert amúgy sincs neki semmi haszna.
Mert rohadtul untam ünnepségen.
Mert versért nem ad csókot, ha kérem.
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Mert poénabb kimenni a meccsre.
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Mert nem jó a vers a sebre géznek.
Mert ma van a költészetnek napja.
Olvasson az ördög öregapja!

Pál Dániel Levente: Miért ne írjak verset?

Mert a versnél a próza jobban fizet,
Egy novella ér szonettből vagy tizet.
Mert hol tízmillió költő vesz körül,
Ott para, hogy majd egyik sem üdvözül,
Mert entert nyomni sokkal-sokkal könnyebb,
Mint kifacsarni egy rímből a könnyet.
Mert ha én unom, hogy lila az egész,
Akkor hiába nyit fel egy szívsebész,
Se érzés, se gondolat, se kósza fing
Vérköreim közt nem nagyon kering.

this woman reallly said “trans people should have to show verification before enterting bathrooms”

cis people REALLY know nothing about trans people and its amazing

like ah, yes, me just pull out my Trans Certification Card