enter my religion

Well hi there, and thank you for the compliment. I’m a little less calm than I look, honestly, but at least with questions on tumblr I can take my time to answer them. It definitely helps me get my thoughts together.

And I do have a very long answer for you, and it comes in several parts. Bear with me. 

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The First Contact Job is lowkey God’s gift to Earth like

  • PARKER AND HARDISON IN THE VENTS AHH
  • BUNGEE JUMPING OFF A HOT AIR BALLOON because she won dat bet
  • Hardison uses two whole jumbo bottles of hand sanitizer because of his fear of dust mites
  • Eliot saying with his little grin, “You never know when you’ll have to fight an alien,”- he’s such a great hitter aww
  • And Hardison making Eliot move around like an idiot in that gigantic field after the signal is sent
  • “TWO GOOD OL’ BOYS BEHIND THE WHEEL CHASING DOWN BAD GUYS IN LUCILLE” AHHH THiS STILL KILLS ME
  • Undercover wackjob Eliot too tho and Sophie giving him props on his acting gives me life
  • And don’t forget about Professor Sophie deciphering the alien message
  • And there’s still Parker and Hardison as agents they kill me
  • THEY BASICALLY DO THE JOB TWICE
  • “Ooh, fire. I do like fire,” Parker’s usual insane happiness yep
  • Oh, and Nate punching that guy that is ordered to get Sophie completely satisfies my Sophie x Nate needs ahh
  • Eliot trying to fight off like five guys without breaking anything
  • Parker imitating E.T
  • Eliot pretending to have been probed
  • ahh Sophie you hot tamale, grifty grifter you’re perf
  • “Don’t worry it’s perfectly safe-ish,” Nate Ford everybody
  • Can we continue to talk about the team’s amazing technical genius work in convincing Kanack that aliens are getting him???
  • AND THEN PARKER AND HARDISON’S DATE AT THE END AGHUGHAHH

This job in its enterity is my religion I stg