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Dr Who: The Tag Game

Tagged by: @spacegranted​ (ohh thank you! i haven’t done one of these in ages!)

Doctor you started with: Nine. Spent the first episodes of season 1 thinking the show was pretty bad. Then I saw ‘Dalek’ and was hooked.

Favourite Doctor: Three and Eight

Favourite Companion: Yeah, I can’t think of anyone better than Jo

Favourite Episode: Ack, so many! Um. The Natural History of Fear

DW OTP: Doctor x Master
Also Eight x Fitz

Favourite line/quote: ‘Somewhere there’s danger, somewhere there’s injustice, and somewhere else the tea is getting cold.’
Also, the daisiest daisy

Favourite Character that isn’t the Doctor or a companion: me!
Also the TARDIS

BrOTP: Doctor and TARDIS

Favourite DW fic (if you have one): It’s a really tough call, but ‘come to me with remedies’ is one I keep going back to (mentally ill Eight in the Obverse, how can I not?)

Favourite DW fanart/blog (if you have one): @actionfiguresfanart​ for telling such compelling stories through photos

If you could pick anyone to be the next Doctor, who would it be? (Why, if you feel like explaining): (i don’t have anything to say for this one)

If you could pick anyone to be the next companion who would it be? (Why?): why does Bill have to leave?!?! :(

Favourite fan theory: I love this little headcanon of mine

After Three got Bessie, they wanted to drive everywhere. It was ridiculous.

Dr: Let’s go, Brigadier. Hop in.
Brig: The meeting is one block away. Let’s just walk, shall we?

Dr: Good thing I got Bessie cleaned up this morning!
Benton: Doctor, we’re going two buildings over. Do you really need to drive?

Dr: Let’s go ::taking out the car keys:: Come on, Liz!
Liz: Don’t be ridiculous, we’re not even leaving the building.

Other fandoms: Babylon 5, Poirot, Broadchurch (though I’m behind…), Star Trek (and shows that I don’t think have fandoms like Cheers and Psych)

Tagging: oh geez, do I know anyone? if you guys haven’t done it and want to:  @natalunasans​, @naughtylupine​, @billspotts​, @crazytarawitch​ (hi. i haven’t talked to you in ages, but you still like dw, right?)

How the Signs Fight Physically !!! (SUN, MOON, MARS)
  • Aries: surprisingly, they won't fuck with you until you really mess up and then THEY THROW THE FUCK DOWN. You will be in a hospital and your face will look different when they r done w u
  • Taurus: super chill but you know what they say, u mess w the bull u get the horns. They r very shove-y and r not above head-butting to get the upper hand. Secretly kinda scrappy.
  • Gemini: talks shit but avoid fighting actually like w fists. They don't like actually fighting. It makes them uncomfortable. They would rather call u a shit head and move on w life.
  • Cancer: challenges you, gets mad when they don't win and brings up something else they r good at and will avoid eye contact and talking to u, will probably have a fall out so they really never have to talk to u again.
  • Leo: won't stop until they win. Losing will tarnish their meticulously curated reputation. They will win or die trying. Prone to walking thru other people fighting, completely oblivious. Antagonizes until someone else throws the first punch.
  • Virgo: avoids fights. Likes to mediate and get in the middle of two people fighting(danGER MUCH????) known to snap for no reason and rage throw some fine China and scream, kinda scary but they calm quickly.
  • Libra: does NOT fight. Day dreams about it. Frequently. If they actually tell someone they will fuck them up, those people mind themselves. Gets in middle of fights like Virgo but usually they don't mean to.
  • Scorpio: they probably bring a knife to a fist fight. Don't mess.
  • Sagittarius: fights for fun or no real reason. Rarely fights for self defense, instead preferring to talk the situation out.
  • Capricorn: level headed discussion as a chance to forgive and save yourself before u end up eating dirt. Looks like they can do a lot more than they actually will do.
  • Aquarius: definitely knows karate but it will literally never come to that because they avoid conflict and when someone says they know karate ur just like ????????
  • Pisces: if they r mad enough to physically fight u, it's going DOWN. Yells obscenities as they angry-cry and throw hands. Or they just do one really hard hit and end it before it begins, or put the person in a headlock until they calm down. Like Leo, they will walk thru fights unaware.

this guy realllllly does not like being called short.

Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters
  • "Shit... did I leave the stove on?"
  • "You're my hero!"
  • "No, no, no, THAT I ain't."
  • "I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."
  • "You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
  • "What the SHIT?"
  • "I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
  • "Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."
  • "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
  • "Yeah, technically, this is murder."
  • "Love is blind, ____."
  • "This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
  • "You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."
  • "That's why I brought him/her."
  • "Do you like what you see?"
  • "Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
  • "Like a testicle with teeth."
  • "You will die alone."
  • "You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
  • "So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"
  • "Think of it like spring cleaning."
  • "Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
  • "Finish fucking her the fuck up."
  • "Language, please."
  • "Suck a cock!"
  • "I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."
  • "If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
  • "Maximum effort."
  • "I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."
  • "Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
  • "Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."
  • "Wanna get fucked up?"
  • "Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
  • "Fuck me!"
  • "I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
  • "Why such a douche this morning?"
  • "Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."
  • "Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
  • "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
  • "You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"
  • "That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
  • "You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
  • "You've got something in your teeth."
  • "Do you have an off switch?"
  • "We have everything we need now."
  • "I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
  • "Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
  • "That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"
  • "I'm gonna need all the guns."
  • "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
  • "Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
  • "It reeks like old lady pants in here."
  • "Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
  • "Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."