doctor: theres no other way to tell you this. you have 50 minutes to live. im sorry. as a sign of mercy from the hospital, we can bring all of our staff to gun you down right here and now. you still have the option to enjoy the last moments on gods green earth in whatever way you see fit. its your choice.
me: hold up bitch, i know what i wanna do for my last hour of life. *waits in the wario world pause menu for 50 minutes until wario tells me hes sorry so i can tell him i forgive him*