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X “Was that fucking necessary?”

“Yes, yes it was. You know why? Because you’re boiling and I won’t have more of your self-sacrificing ass. So, suck it up and take off your clothes, you need a bath.” You put the pillow aside, watching as he clenched his lids shut, refusing to look at you.

“Move, (Y/N). I’m fine.”

 “Liar.” You pressed, shaking him a little. He had to wake up.

He huffed, rolling on the bed. “Please, I just need to sleep.” 

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anonymous asked:

THAT ZIMBITS FOOD INNUENDO FIC MADE MY FUCKING NIGHT OJ MY GOD IT WAS SO GOOD THEIR INNUENDOS WERE LIKE A MCFUXKIN DANCE YOURE SUCH A GOOD WRITER I LOVED IT OH MY GODDDD

Please accept these other food innuendos that did not make it in to the original story:

-Jack and Bitty play “hide the pickle.”

-Bitty holds up a package of snack pepperoni sticks and says, “How many pepperoni sticks can you fit in your mouth.” Jack replies, “If I’m doing it right, it should only be one.”

-The English cucumber may be longer but the field cucumber has more girth.

-Bitty holds up an ear of corn on the cob. “How good are you at shucking corn?”

-Jack looks over the selection of boneless pork. “I prefer to leave the bone in my meat.”

-Bitty: “These hotdogs are the right size for my buns.”

-Jack grabs a package of beef jerky. “I like my beef jerkied.”

-Bitty picks up a package of ham that’s sitting on a deli shelf and sadly shakes his head. “The meat is better when it’s hung.”

PSA

Hey @ cishet white girls *ahem* please don’t treat pride parades as your ‘hens night" or “lol girls night out”

Don’t get me wrong, please go enjoy yourselves at pride really, but dont forget how hard people fought for LGBTQIA+ rights ESPECIALLY trans WOC.

Pride is a triumph for the LGBTQIA+ community. Not your excuse to get wasted.

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With Mod L saying God Forbid Keito Be Seeing This, how would each of the members react if they did find this blog and read it's contents? MUAHAHA

Chinen:

Stumbles across one of the fics accidentally while looking for ‘gymnastics’ in the search. He didn’t know what he was opening, but read it out of morbid curiosity. He didn’t feel very strongly about much in the story, but couldn’t shake the overwhelming thought, “Well, they really need to understand, I’m WAY more flexible than that.” After that he reads a few of the other members stories, and then anonymously sends the page multiple messages with things they need to correct in each of them.

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Planning Ever After

Moodboards for Cress and Thorne’s wedding aesthetic

Cress: • vintage • rustic • quirky

Thorne: • classic • elegant • glamorous 

Who Knew Games Could Lead To This? (Boyf riends)

Author’s Note: this just in: emma can’t title for shit. Hooooly shit. That’s all I have to say about this. @omgitswillow and I kept talking about Jeremy with a tickling kink, and that lead to us writing this together. And, this is the sequel to this like I promised I’d give you all! Just like last time, they wrote Jeremy’s parts and I wrote Michael’s! We maay have gone a bit far, but we had fun, haha. I hope you all enjoy this! (also, I’m very proud to say this is the longest fic I’ve written, with the help of a friend of course. Thank you Willow~ <3).

**I guess I should leave a bit of a warning for bondage? There’s a bit of that in there, but it doesn’t get too bad ^^

Description: It started with a few video games. It led to Michael giving Jeremy exactly what he wanted, and maybe a bit more.

Word Count: 6,068


“Okay, seriously?” Michael mumbled. “You’ve gotta be cheating, Jeremy…”

“Well, if you call taking a chill pill cheating, then maybe?” Jeremy winked.

“Is your chill pill really an excuse for you beating me in these past 13 levels?!” Michael asked, putting his controller down and looking over at Jeremy.

Jeremy looked at him. “Sore loser, are we~?”

Michael glared at him playfully. “I never said that!”

“I think you’re being a very sore loser indeed,” Jeremy frowned. “That’s not nice…~”

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