enjoy this piece of shit

  • Persona 3: you're now living in a hip room in a cool new dorm. not only is it huge and clean but there's only a few people living there so you get lots of space!
  • Persona 4: you're now living in a small room in your uncle's house. it's small but comfortable and to you, it soon becomes home.
  • Persona 5: you're now living in a filthy, cluttered attic with lots of dust and spiders. enjoy your spiders, you piece of shit.

DAY-5~Mermaid

In which Soo is an adventurous sailor that got stranded on an isolated island, and during his alone time discovering the area, he found out the existence of a beautiful mermaid named Jongin (who happens to fall for the little man because i’m a sucker for fantasy aus)

DAY-1 . DAY-2 . DAY-3 . DAY-4 . DAY-5 . DAY-6 . DAY-7(my personal fav) . DAY-8

Don’t repost, reblog instead ^^

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Happy New Year everyone! and hello new followers *wave*
First piece of 2017 - more shit comics :P
I enjoy doing these comics as they’re a nice warm up, loose and quick and if i’m in a slump I’ve got a whole load of them to do.

This was based on one of my skirmish experiences. Seriously, don’t be a dick in skirmish, it’s supposed to be fun, otherwise you’re getting microwaved :v
Also you can tell I was major cba with backgrounds on this ;D

LMAO so I read every tag on my artwork and someone left the ANGRIEST TAGS!! 

LIKE? HAHA? OK?

oh no no klance here

op’s intentions DEfinitely weren’t to make it klance (they were. straight up added extra blush bcos i wanted keith 2 look more gay for lance. guess it wasnt enough. guess i needed to put MAXIMUM blush. theres literally always a backstory to my art when i draw - ie what was happening before the drawing took place. this was straight up klance. cool beans.)

i remember how fucking happy i was to see a wlw couple on screen when sanvers first started. i had already been watching supergirl because of my interest in superheroes, but to learn that one of my favorite characters was a lesbian and would be in a canon lesbian relationship on my screen? i was so happy oh my god. and then floriana lima was revealed to be a piece of shit, and i tried to continue enjoying sanvers, but i just couldn’t anymore - it was ruined for me. but i liked supercorp, and even though it wasn’t canon and i knew it never would be some part of me still had hope. and i watched the show anyway, despite the shitty abusive main pairing, because i found comfort in all of the wlw in the show’s fandom. and to see supercorp laughed at because “what a fucking joke, two girls would never get together, there would never bee two wlw pairings on the same show, that’s ridiculous.” is so fucking disappointing. like, i watched this show because i’m a lesbian and i wanted to see wlw representation, and even after that ship was ruined for me i found comfort in another one even though it wasn’t canon, and to see wlw being fucking laughed at for wanting good fucking representation is just so fucking disappointing. what a fucking disappointment supergirl has been

anonymous asked:

would u please do a nsfw boyfriend!jungkook?? thankk you <3

BOYFRIEND JUNGKOOK NSFW VERSION

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

  • him being so into you teaching him and showing him new stuff in the bedroom
  • honestly jungkook loves to be a fucking tease he knows exactly what to do to drive you crazy and then act like a little innocent shit. fuck. 
  • he enjoys being a piece of meat tbh he’s so cocky i can’t decide if he needs someone to put him in place and tell him what the fuck to do or if he needs someone that will let him be dominant.
  • him loving to play with toys. as i said he loves teasing, he’d play a lot with vibrators and even let you use toys on him.
  • he only weak spot he has would be when you try to get him riled up in public i think that makes him feel so sexually frustrated because he’s embarrassed mixed with horny 
  • over stimulation-kink like fuck yeah. milk his dick until he begs you to stop.
  • he loves it when you grab or slap his ass encouragingly while you guys are fucking. 
  • this boy! can! work! his! hips! like don’t underestimate him and his sharp thrusts that’ll make your breath hitch and pussy clench around him. 
  • him acting all cocky n’shit until he’s actually inside you and he melts you could literally convince him to sell his own liver to a stranger when he’s inside you. Its likened hypnotized. 
  • he loves all boobs but like small tiddie girls is his kink tbh he appreciate them small but lovely boobs
  • him always dating girls with big age difference like either much younger or much older
  • jungkook being into hairpulling like honestly pull his hair at any time to get this boy going. 
  • he’s obsessed with kissing you 
  • him loving to get blowjobs 
  • him covering his face in embarrassment over how fucking good he feels when you’re fucking or he’s getting head 
  • him always grabbing and slapping your butt when you guys are in public
  • his favorite position is probably reverse cowgirl
  • him always insisting on going to the movies until he finally wins you over but ends up being the one that wants to makeout because he’s bored. he always wins though, sneaking his hand into your seat and starting to kiss your neck slowly.
  • you drive to the dance studio do pick him up with your car but when you enter the empty dance room you end up watching him and how he passionately dances. it’s amazing how that boy works his body so smoothly and dances with such intensity. 
  • tbh jungkook has crazy high libido he wants to fuck all the time. every day. his stress reliever when he’s sad or mad or his reward when he’s happy is sex. there will be countless times where he excuses the two of you because you’re not feeling well but all the boys know you’re leaving lunch early to go fuck in the car. 
  • he falls inlove really quickly so he’s scared to drop the L-bomb too early but once it’s out there, he tell you he loves you all the time!


 i got like five requests to do jungkook damn yall stay horny for this little boy tbh me too

Memoirs of the Broken People

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

Pairing: JaehyunX Reader

Genre: Soulmate Au/Angst/Fluff/Historical

Word Count: 9k

Summary: History used to be your favorite class of the day. Used to. But that was before the visions, the lashing out and the incredible, undeniable heartache that erupted every day. History was Jaehyun’s least favorite class too. 

Author’s note: Goddamn, where have I been? IT’S BEEN FOREVER! How are all of you? I’m back from hell and better than ever! Jkjk, anyways, I’ve been super obsessed with NCT lately, especially Taeyong, so ironically I write about Jaehyun apparently??? Anyways! Requests are open still, but I can’t promise I’ll get it done super fast since I’m on vacation. Anywho, Enjoy this piece of shit I just wrote!

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Jughead Jones Playlist

Originally posted by beaniesxponytails

1. Riot | Three days grace

2. I don’t wanna stop | Ozzy Osbourne

3. Miss Jackson | panic at the disco

4. Kryptonite | 3 doors down

5. The pretender | Foo fighters

6. Ramble on | Led Zeppelin

7. Chocolate | The 1975

8. Teenagers | My Chemical Romance

9. Basket case | Green Day

10. Robbers | The 1975

11. Use Somebody | Kings of Leon

12. Hotel California | The Eagles

13. Evenflow | Pearl jam

14. Here I go again | Whitesnake

15. I fought the law | The Clash

16. Shake me down | Cage the Elephant

17. Bukowski | Modest Mouse

18. Piece of Shit | Cemetery Sun

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Perfect (Sam Holland)

Hey guys! I know I promised this to you guys last night, but I may or may not have fallen asleep before I could post it… oops. Anyway, it’s here now (only about 12 hours late XD). 

I want to apologize to any male readers because, as much as I try, I just can’t seem to write gender neutral fics. I’ve tried, I really have, but I just can’t seem to do it.

Word count: 1,132

Warnings: Nothing? Light making out if that counts.  And possibly so much fluff you might die? Cute Sam? oh wait no, that can’t be a warning, that’s a constant thing.


“Sam!” Y/n’s sweet voice rang throughout the Holland house.

“What?” he responded to his girlfriend immediately.

“It’s raining!” was her enthusiastic reply as she raced into the room Sam was in, her socks slipping on the floor nearly causing her to fall over.

“And?” Sam questioned, not quite sure where she was going with this.

“And I want to go out in it. Catch up Sam, I thought couples were supposed to be able to read each other’s minds!”

Sam rolled his eyes at her smart-ass comment before commenting, “Darling, if we go out in the rain we’ll get sick.”

“That’s not true, Sam! The temp or whether or not it’s raining has absolutely nothing to do with sicknesses.” She was already putting her shoes on in preparation, and he finally gave in.

“Fine,” he sighed. “I’m coming.”

Within a few minutes, the two were ready to venture outside (it only took that long because Sam was trying to convince Y/n to wear a coat).

Throwing open the front door, Y/n ran out into the street and spun in a circle, drenched in seconds. Sam followed behind more slowly, mostly because he was so focused on her figure, but partially because it was dark and wet and he hadn’t wanted to go outside in the first place. But, he had to admit, it was all worth it seeing the look on her face when the rain landed on her cheeks and slowly ran down her jaw.

She spun for a few seconds until she got too dizzy to continue, and when she stopped she nearly fell over; Sam caught her before she could hit the ground. He pulled her upright and it only took a moment notice the position they were in. His arms were around her waist, and her hands were clutching his shoulders gently to steady herself. As she looked up to meet his gaze, he blushed furiously before speaking.

“Darling, would you dance with me?”

Her eyes widened slightly, completely caught off guard by his request. “But love, there’s no music,” she began, opting to point out the obvious rather than try to voice the fact that they were in the rain… and people only dance in the rain in books and movies… right?

A small smile took over Sam’s features before he replied, “Darling, we don’t need music. Besides, you’re my favorite song anyway. I could listen to you for hours, days even, without getting tired of it. And it’s not only your words, either,” he added. “You could never speak again, and I’d spend all my time listening to your breathing, or maybe I’d listen to your heartbeat instead.”

Y/n was rendered speechless by his words, and although she’d never admit it, she may have teared up slightly. After several long moments of silence, she finally managed to speak. “Sam, you’re incredible. And as cheesy as that was, I love you so much. So yes, I’ll dance with you.”

And so they danced. Neither of them really knew how, but they tried, and it was perfect. They were together, and they were happy.

As they swayed, Y/n couldn’t help but let out a light chuckle. She couldn’t imagine how odd they must have looked to their observers, if any were present. Their clothes were completely soaked, their hair too, and yet here they were; swaying back and forth in the rain, completely consumed in each others eyes, at least mostly oblivious to their surroundings.

“What?” Sam’s voice broke through her thoughts, bringing her back to the present.

“Hm?” she responded, slightly confused.

“You laughed. I was wondering what you were thinking.”

“Oh, just how ridiculous we must look,” she giggled again. “I mean, we are dancing in the rain, completely soaked to the bone.”

“Nah,” Sam breathed, pressing his forehead to hers. “I think we’re fine. It’s more likely that whoever’s watching is jealous of me for having such a wonderful girlfriend.”

Y/n felt a small grin overcome her face as she looked at him affectionately. “You’re such a dork,” she whispered before pressing her lips to his in a short, sweet kiss. When she pulled back to look at him, she met his gaze, and before she knew what was happening, their lips met again, more passionately than before. Her hands, previously wound together behind Sam’s neck, worked their way into his hair, combing through the soft curls.

One of Sam’s arms simply tightened around her waist, pressing her to him, while the other came up to her neck, fingers winding their way into the hair at the base of her neck.

Sam mewled in protest when Y/n pulled back to breath. The moment her lips were no longer on his, his mouth moved to her jaw and neck, placing slow, open-mouthed kisses there before choosing a spot and sucking slightly, probably leaving a slight mark.

“Oh god, Sam,” she breathed, the sensation overwhelming her. “Sam- Sam stop, love.”

He pulled away, embarrassed and already flushed red. “What’s wrong? What did I do? Oh god, I messed up, I’m sorry-”

Y/n placed another gentle kiss on his lips, cutting off his apologies. “Sam, you didn’t do anything wrong. Hell, I loved it. However, we’re still in the middle of the street.” As if to emphasize her words, the rain began to come down harder, drowning out any sounds further away than they were to each other.

Realizing that she was right, and that he hadn’t done anything to upset her, Sam let out a breath of relief before releasing a small chuckle. Admittedly, he was only just realizing how cliche their actions were. Y/n joined in with his laughter, and soon a chorus of giggles could be heard from the road.

After their random moment of amusement ended, they were again left in silence, and it was only a matter of seconds before Sam’s lips were on hers again, this time in a slow, romantic kiss that showcased their feelings for each other, placed them out in the open, on display for the world to see.

Yes they were just kids; yes they were each others’ first love, but what they had was real; what they had was true, and what they had would last a lifetime.

Sam was the one to pull away this time, but he didn’t go far. His forehead pressed against hers, and a hand came up to tuck a piece of Y/n’s dripping hair behind her ear.

“God, you’re so beautiful,” he whispered, more to himself than her, though she heard it anyway, due to their close proximity.

“Love, I’m a complete mess,” Y/n protested weakly, turning her head away and looking at the ground.

“Darling, I don’t care. Mess or not, you’re perfect. Completely and utterly perfect.”


Thanks so much to @sam-a-holland for proofreading this for me! You’re a lifesaver! @suit-lady I know I told you I was writing a Haz x reader a while back, and I wanted to let you know that it’s almost done. In the meantime, enjoy this fluffy piece of shit XD. And last but not least, @hufflepuffholland ilysm, thanks for putting up with my rambles last night. I hope you die of feels. (or at least cry. crying is cool too).

Taehyung As Your Boyfriend

Originally posted by jeonthegreat

  • if u get to date this beautiful creature then i think you saved planet earth in your past life because honestly he is the good in the whole world compressed into a human bean being
  • yo i think he could fall in love at first sight but it wouldn’t really be love because it happens to me too and i believe that taehyung just sees the good in people and believes that everyone does only positive things
  • this isn’t a bad thing and i’m not saying he’s very naive or anything, just that he is very open in front of people in general and believes in everyone and thrusts everyone
  • i love him for that
  • DERIVING FROM THE SUBJECT GURL KEEP UR HEAD INTO THE GAME
  • so yeah i see him seeing you as a nice person the first time he sees you but in my opinion he would also fall in love with his best friend
  • i dunno why, maybe it’s just me, who knows, but i don’t really see him attaching so very deeply to someone he just met 
  • but he would be worse than kook
  • he would also be like “hyung aren’t they amazing” but in addition to that he would also say “i wanna date them”. like. not just one time. like 50 times. every day. the members are going crazy
  • also, there’s another problem
  • taehyung loves skinship
  • not as much as hobi but tae l o v e s being around you and touching you
  • it comes natural, so he doesn’t even realize it, but when the boys start to point out that he is very close to you he starts to realize that he is, in fact, kinda dating you but without the honorifics and the kisses and other good stuff
  • so guess what
  • he thinks that
  • say it with me
  • he is in the friendzone
  • it’s a harsh place that i’ve been to but like
  • he doesn’t know you like him back
  • so you kinda have to confess bc he isn’t going to he doesn’t want to ruin your friendship
  • or the boys have to tell you to confess because they don’t want to hear tae whining about how you aren’t his every day
  • so you do confess and tae is very very happy because he doesn’t have to hold on anymore
  • and he just picks you up and spins you around while hugging you and when he puts you down he kinda pecks your lips but he acts like nothing happened but his ears are red and his cheeks feel warm and he has that cheeky cute big boxy grin on his face and his eyes twinkle and he looks so happy cuz now he can call you his
  • so yeah, now that you guys are now a couple nothing really changes
  • the cuddles are still there but they are cuter now with lil kisses and giggles and puns and everything is cute with taehyung
  • he says that he wants to have a family with you and he says he is already prepared and he gets a tiny puppy out of thin air and just
  • taehyung u dork
  • unless u are allergic to them (he will whine a little bit but will totally get a kitty or some rabbit or a fish or something he really loves animals)
  • when he does something very well and is proud of himself (like get the choreography perfect or write a full verse for a song or even doing a very hard puzzle) he will yell your name and start running to where you are to show you sO CUTE MY HEART
  • whenever you enter the room he gets all flashy eye-smiled eyes and a big big smile gets on his face and his heart just does the thing and this will forever happen, no matter how long you’ve been together
  • he would also give good hugs and it doesn’t matter where you guys are, if he wants to hug you 15 minutes, he’ll hug you 15 minutes. maybe 20 because why not
  • his kisses would be the same
  • he will kiss you until he will get out of breath or you push him away because you gotta breathe and he will just be like “i’ll be your air from now on” and he thinks he’s all manly and stuff but before you can giggle at his words he just goes back in to kiss you again
  • and his kisses would be great he’s a great kisses and a playful one and he’d totally lick ur nose or cheek when you are alone before you kiss but when he’s out he wants to show the others how manly he is and he keeps one hand around your waist and the other on the back of your head or he’s holding both of your cheeks but you know he’s still a nerd so you find it kinda funny
  • until you actually find it hot
  • bc serious taehyung is my weakness and it’s yours too don’t lie
  • anyway, your dates would be cute and simple and he wouldn’t be one to try and impress you with fancy dates because he wants to be transparent and it just isn’t him and you are probably okay with it
  • he would take you to parks just to walk and talk and he is vv good with deep talk because he is also very intelligent??? am i the only one seeing it??????
  • he would also take you to dog cafes and you would probably drink ur drink and pet a doggo and then you see taehyung with like 20 puppies over him being the happiest man alive honestly what is he even
  • he isn’t weird tho and people think he is but you realize after spending some time that he just has such an open-minded mind and he thinks such complex thoughts that when he speaks everything seems weird but when he explains why he said that it all actually makes sense someonE PLEASE MAKE THIS CANON
  • k i think i’m ready for da smutty smut
  • so this fucker will have no problem with initiating sex
  • but he’d be s o awkward the first time
  • he doesn’t know where to put his hands the first times
  • i mean he is a sucker for the booty but he’s too afraid to touch it in this situation
  • he’d be pretty playful though, no matter how many times it happens
  • i mean, the only time he won’t be playful is when he’d be gone for long
  • wow ok so we’re not doing the smut because i’ve been stuck on it for idk three months? rose kind of started the list and i continued it but i just stopped here but don’t worry i’ll make a separate post later i promise
  • no more smutty smut for tae i just can’t imagine him in a sexual environment i’m sorry
  • ok 
  • wow he’s not jealous?? he loves everyone and anyone and every stanger is his friend but strangers aren’t strangers for tae it seems like everyone knows him and he knows everyone
  • and when someone flirts with you he trusts you enough and he knows that you will send that person off
  • he isn’t possessive either, just very clingy and protective
  • he’ll walk on the outer side of the sidewalk
  • he’ll hold your hand tightly when you are in a crowd
  • he’ll give you his jacket if you’re cold
  • if you have to check something on your phone or in your purse or outfit and you’re outside, he’ll protect you from the wind
  • he’d totally braid your hair
  • “i want to already know everything i have to know when we have our first babygirl”
  • and then silence but he has this content smile while he smoothly combs your hair
  • he’s so sweet and ethereal wtf
  • sometimes he’ll drop everything, go to you, stop whatever you are doing and hold you and gaze into your eyes
  • because woah he just thought about how you are his and he got all emotional and soft and he can’t believe you’re real and actually his so he has to treasure you until you both can’t see without glasses and have white hair and he doesn’t want to shave anymore and his grandchildren call him santa claus and your hands look old and your face is full of wrinkles
  • so that, even when you two are old and grumpy, he can still call you his before you go to bed
  • someone hold me i just got emotional just
  • bruh
  • get yourself a taehyung
  • and if you have one fucking treasure him with all your might because he’s a keeper do not hurt him just don’t
  • he deserves love and i’m sure you do too


I’M SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT BUT I GOTTA POST SOMETHING RIGHT

i’ll rewrite it in the future, i’m sure about it. but not right now.

so, uh, enjoy this piece of shit?? please????

~admin alexa