enjoy the shit

  • some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”
  • me: “Because they’re a great character.”
  • asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”
  • me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON you imaginationless wet napkin, this character is an asshole and a human disaster who deserves everything coming to them but they c a n s t i l l b e m y f a v o r i t e”

The gang has a sleepover and:

- Hunk makes a gun that can shoot pillows
- Secrets are revealed, except they’re all really embarrassing and kind of weird. Why are you voluntarily offering this information, Coran. Please. There are children present.
- It’s all fun and games until Pidge gets smacked in the face and knocked off the couch
- Then it’s suddenly lecture time
- Lance comes up with a new game, it’s called ‘Slice and Dice Rowdy Time With Swordsman Keith’ aka ‘everyone throws random crap into the air and Keith has to slice it in half before it hits the ground’
- During a game of SaDRTWSK, someone gets knocked off the couch again
- Allura jumps on the other end of the inflatable bed Shiro is sitting on and launches him into the air

  • Ravenclaw (right after they've graduated hogwarts): You know now, as far as society is concerned, we're adults.
  • Hufflepuff: Yes! Isn't it exciting?
  • Ravenclaw: Adults who have to make their own decisions about their lives.
  • Hufflepuff: It's so freeing, isn't it?
  • Ravenclaw: I have no idea what I'm doing and I want to go back to school.
  • Hufflepuff: ...
  • Ravenclaw: I don't want to do classes or anything, I just want someone to cook for me and tell me when meals are so I don't forget and basically be able to ignore life's responsibilities.

“You steal the air out of my lungs, you make me feel it

I pray for everything we lost, buy back the secrets

Your hand forever’s all I want

Don’t take the money

Don’t take the money”

Has anyone ever noticed that in episode 4 Lance and Keith were chilling by themselves during the speech????

AND THEN Hunk joins them

and no Arusian’s turn to them to continue a conversation afterwards so 0u0 they were just talking and chilling during the party and that makes me v happy