enjoy the creepy

****please don’t send me an ask about this post. if you do, it will not get answered. i don’t know where the officiant will stand. this was a throw-away text post i made a long time ago. that being said, thanks for clicking on my blog, and have a nice day.****

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

the signs as bad shit people found in fortune cookies
  • aries: "three can keep a secret if you get rid of two"
  • taurus: "keep your goals away from the trolls"
  • gemini: "to release the toxin, break open this cookie"
  • cancer: "run"
  • leo: "you will live on a beach and smoke pot"
  • virgo: "don't get in that cab"
  • libra: "enjoy yourself while you still can..."
  • scorpio: "it's a boy"
  • sagittarius: "you will be hungry again in an hour"
  • capricorn: "you wasted your money"
  • aquarius: "you laugh now, but just wait until you get home"
  • pisces: "someone just finished the last of your ice cream"
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Every time I see this tweet going around I think of this, and as far as I’m aware no-one’s done this before…

(I know it’s not the actual source but the tweet has been flying around this website under so many different re-posts this is all I got)

Bonus: 

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Me, before reading Nobuyuki’s route: Haha, how terrifying can he be?

Me, after reading Nobuyuki’s route:

He has some serious yandere vibes……….

Anti in Mr.Massagy
Anti in Mr.Massagy

fIRST AUDIO!!!!

Didn’t take me too too long to do, 

but eeeeeeeh I like it!

Lmao the more I listened to the audio, the more i realized how Yandere Anti sounds hahahaha

Audio Source 

@therealjacksepticeye 

//Edit: People have been telling me that the audio is messed up??? I’ll try to fix it-but if not, i’ll just try to re-upload it!!

//Edit2: Here is the re-upload!

EXTREMELY CURSED POST THEY CAME INTO MY HOUSE AS WELL BUT I FORGOT TO SAVE THAT SNAP #RIP

beginner’s guide to horror movies

Okay, so you’ve seen a few scary movies and enjoyed them, and now you’re looking to expand your horror prowess. Maybe you’ve been reading/listening to a lot of creepypasta, and you feel like you’re ready to take the plunge. Or maybe you just have a feeling that you’d like horror, but have no idea where to start. 

I’ve been a huge fan of all things creepy and scary for years. I was just reading an article called, “Horror Gems You Haven’t Seen Yet” and realized that I actually had seen almost every film on the list, so I guess that makes me an expert. So, my new baby horror fans, allow me to introduce you to the genre.


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AT Elements Review

Spoilers ahead (duh)

Every elemental kingdom is flawed. Candy people are too happy, fire people are too angry, ice people are too sad and slime people are too… mean?


LSP made everyone go back to who they truly are. She (much possibly) awoke The Lich inside Sweet P:


AND made Jake half-turn into a shapeshifter, like one of his dads:

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Damsel in Distress- Auston Matthews

Originally posted by austonmatthews-34

I literally have nothing witty to say here. Anon, I totally understood your request so don’t worry! I hope y'all enjoy it!

Warning: creepy stalker dude

Anon Request: Do you think you can do one where you are at a store and some like creepy dude won’t leave you alone and you are like wtf and creeped out and you see Auston (and like you don’t know him also by Auston I mean Matthews Auston Matthews) and are like dude can you help I don’t know this guy and he’s following me and blah blah blah and i don’t know this sounds confusing but I’m bad at explaining things. I’m sorry

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              You had had better ideas in your life.

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anonymous asked:

Finding this blog has legitimately been one of the best things to happen to me :3 Anyway, what do you think about MTMTE Megatron trying to keep his 'prized pet' human away from the other bots on the LL?

Awww, gosh!  Thank you so much!  ^//__//^

Megatron would most definitely want to keep his human (friend? lover? pet?  He’s not really sure) away from the other mechs on board.  He’s seen the way they look at you and it sets his energon boiling.  Back when he was the most feared warlord in the known universe, he had no shortage of willing followers and partners.  But now that the war’s over and he’s stuck on a ship full of people that want him dead, non-hostile interactions are few and far between.  That’s why he’s so adamant about keeping you to himself.  He couldn’t stand the thought of one of the only people who hold any affection for him whatsoever to be poisoned against him by the rest of the crew. 

He insists on carrying you everywhere around the ship (maybe not on his shoulder, though as that wouldn’t set a very dignified example, but hands are certainly fine).  He wishes he wasn’t so selfish with your attention, but he can’t help it.  If he notices the bar getting noticeably hostile when he arrives, he’ll insist on the two of you going somewhere else, rather than leaving you behind to enjoy yourself.  He tries not to notice the look of disappointment on your face when this happens.  He always tries to make it up to you by offering a nice quiet evening in his habsuite with drinks, music, and poetry if you’re interested.  It’s nice enough, but it’s not quite the same as having a drink with all your friends.

As Megatron’s paranoia grows, so does his possessiveness.  Soon it gets to a point where he won’t even let you leave his room unless he’s accompanying you.  He even gives your duties over to someone else so you have no excuse to leave him anymore.  And really, why would you want to?  Don’t you know what kind of people you’re traveling with?  They’re really the lowest of the low, dearest.  Mechs who wouldn’t hesitate to take advantage of a sweet little thing like you.  Now why don’t you come sit next to him while he reads so he can pet your hair for awhile, hmm?  

Jealous Shawn-Request by anon Hey everyone! it’s been a long time coming,but i was so blocked these past few weeks.This is my second time writing in second person,so bear with me.Hope you all enjoy!

“Quit staring it’s creepy” You blushed adding the finishing touches to your makeup.Shawn leaning against the door frame watching you admiration,eyeing your every move as you applied your ruby red lipstick.

“It’s romantic” He defended leaving his place,embracing you in his arms.Your breathing coming to a halt as he placed his chin on your bare shoulder,his cool breath sending shivers down your back. 

“We should just cancel this whole thing and have a party of our own.” He suggests kissing your neck,then softly nipped at,making a tingly feeling erupt between your legs.You swallowed the dry lump forming in your throat,Shawn picking up on the signals your body were sending him.He smirked making his way up your neck,burying his face into your long curls.

“Shawn” You whined gripping onto the bathroom counter top.

“Hmm” He responded continuing to graze his lips down your neck.You turn around facing him,his eyes full of lust as caressed your body with his hands.But you weren’t giving in,two can play this game.Turning him over,you press your bodies against the cold counter,grazing your lips against his teasingly.He smirks attempting pull you in closer,while you back away slowly.His forehead creasing in confusion,as he thought he was winning.

“Nice try,But not tonight Mendes”  You smile devilishly exiting the master bathroom,leaving him dumbfounded.

“Tease” He calls out from behind you.

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