Summary: In which Dan Howell is gay, homeless, and also part cat, and Phil Lester is the nicest stranger ever.
Word Count: a whooping 9.3k!!!
Includes: an actual story, and of course, neko smut
this fic is for my best friend @ominousdan!!! it’s cayla’s birthday and without her birth nobody would be getting to see nine thousand words of neko!dan so please go follow her and tell her happy birthday in thanks (ily cayla i hope you love this and also me)
Isak gets stuck in an elevator with the one person he’s vowed never to speak to again. This eventually prompts a conversation long overdue, but not without the memories flooding his brain like a broken dam first.
words: 17691 pairing: isak/even rating: teen & up
a big thank you to @aheavenlyrush for suggesting the stuck in an elevator trope! this took on an entirely different life of its own, but you’re the reason it started. and to @stardefiant for being my cheerleader and to @adamparishe for believing it wouldn’t be a piece of crap even though it might be.
The Zodiac Signs From What I have seen In All Those Zodiac Signs Posts That I Thought About At 6 am As I Was Sick
you must feel so special since you are always the first one and don’t have to squint your eyes and try to go through every sign lucky you...you are also kind of a bitch
the true royalty of the zodiac, don’t give a fuckers, like you could try to kick their ass but they would just be like “pathetic” and go back to their 24-carat gold encrusted with diamonds iPhone 6
everyone hates them but really they are as problematic as any other sign, it’s cause your sign has two-faces and we need a villain sorry
hufflepuff, i feel like if you would go at their house they would cook something for you but I can’t guarantee anything about the taste tho
act like royalty but they really aren’t, their ass is very much kickable, furry
they are not really virgins, also I am pretty sure that this is where slytherins come from
drama queens but like they have a reason, the person that rolls their eyes and gets their calculator when the professor is asking to verify an answer in the board
ominous, goth, surrounded by mist, most likely the leader of a sex cult that also does witchcraft on the side
travels a lot apparently, always seen as athletic and nature-loving when really it’s not like that at all and I swear if I see one more post about hiking the goddamn himalayas as a great first date for sagittarius i will get my philosophic traveling ass and shot arrows at your window.
control-freak, neat-freaking, everything-freak, can be your angle or devil, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO KICK THEIR ASS I REPEAT THEY KNOW WHERE TO HIDE THE BODY, also their sign is a goat mermaid whats up with that
weird, these people are just weird there is no other way of putting it, waterbenders
the poetic, dreamy romantic or at least that’s what they say but my dad is a pisces and he is as dreamy and romantic as a cardboard box so...
Nezumi and Shion really get me. I love them. Separately and together. What a team. Nezumi finally loses his shit to someone worth losing it for after years of trusting no one, loving no one…Shion’s his challenge and he could never overcome him. Shion, the boy is loaded with love that needs no “I love you”, he shows it to Nezumi… or tells him something else, that he’s drawn to him. They really care about each other and I’m reading the novel right now to learn about that deeper level of love and characterization behind the surface of the anime.
Isak and Even x international women’s day - one shot by Nate
I had planned to post this on international women’s day a few days ago but I didn’t have the time to finish it due to school! But here it is anyways! I hope you guys like it!
💙and doesn’t drill me on my dialogue work because that’s a sore spot for me and I know I have a lot of improvements to do.
It was a late Wednesday evening and Isak and
Even had just got back home to Isaks place. It was international women’s day
and Even had been the one that had tried to convince Isak the importance of
participation for weeks in advanced. Even had always been reading about equal
rights and it was often something he discussed many times with his mom during
family dinners. Isak on the other hand had previously really not cared at all. Not
until recently when he briefly had searched up information about equal rights since
Sana had brought the discussion to the table during one of their biology study
sessions a few weeks before international women’s day. Since then, Isak had
spent loads of his free time googling about the issue of feminism at the same
time as he started following new accounts on Instagram that frequently posted
about it. The more research Isak did, the more he felt like he just couldn’t
ignore the issues anymore. So when Even had asked Isak if he was interested to
participate in international women’s day for the gazillion time, Isak was more
than ecstatic to finally come around and say yes. After all, despite the fact
that Isak had been reading up a lot about it he was still always willing to
learn even more so what day wasn’t more perfect for learning all about women’s
rights and feminism than on international women’s day?
Darling Our Love is More than Worth its Weight in Gold
(NOTE: This is a story I made for JJseung shippers.
Title is from the song Say You Won’t Let Go, listen to it while/after reading this)
When they first started dating, neither of them thought it would last. Given the various factors that could greatly impact their relationship and cause it to crumble eventually.
Still, this does not mean they love each other less.
On their first anniversary, which also happened to be in time for the holidays, Jean-Jacques took him on a special date.
Seung-gil remembers it vividly; as the sun sets over the horizon an array of colors painted the canvas that was the frozen lake.
Large, calloused hand wrapped around his pale, slender one as the both of them tread on the ice with ease.
JJ spun him carefully, and in an instant, gleaming blue irises met calm, dark ones. The world was still, as warmth engulfed the atmosphere.
Hand in hand they danced to a tune only they could hear.
Their second anniversary was far less romantic than the first one. Two weeks before their planned vacation in Thailand, a fight had broken out.
Thinking about it now, the reason behind was honestly ridiculous.
He remembered their heated argument in one of the changing rooms at the Hershey Centre where the venue for Skate Canada had been set.
During that skating season, Seung-gil chose the theme of Romance, exhibiting a graceful side as oppose to his allegedly stone cold personality.
He was the last one to take on the ice that night, right after his boyfriend who presented another astounding performance to the masses.
The crowd erupted with such enthusiasm as his music ended and he made his final pose.
Seung-gil proceeded at the kiss and cry quite aware of the hardened gaze the followed his every movement.
As soon as his interview was over, he felt something cold wrap around his wrist as he was being swayed through the parted crowd. The embroidered maple leaf on JJ’s jacket flashed an angry red before Seung-gil.
“What are you wearing?” The Canadian skater asked the second they were in the confinements of the dressing room.
It came out rather harsh and had taken Seung-gil by surprise.
“My costume.” He replied, voice without a hint of sarcasm.
Unlike the costumes he had worn in previous competitions, his current outfit had been a subject of attention to a number of spectators.
All because of the low cut on the back of his cobalt blue top.
They did not have any discussions after that, JJ just wrapped his jacket around Seung-gil’s shoulders, the size successfully covering the small of Seung-gil’s back down to his thighs.
Shortly after their bickering, the winners were announced, and when the Korean skater claimed his silver medal on the podium, safe to say that the audience began to wonder why he changed out of his livery.
Celebrating the third year of their relationship was such an experience, for the lack of better words.
The initial idea was to take a romantic soiree in the streets of Paris right after the charity gala that they had organized for the summer.
Yet, when their fellow competitors caught wind of the news, the proposal had been steered on a different direction as they found themselves relaxing in the hot baths of Hasetsu.
Seun-gil wouldn’t admit it out loud, but he found friends with his supposed to be rivals on ice. Genuine people he could lean onto.
They partied the night away in the comforts of the Katsuki’s hospitality, getting drunk with some minor cases of people stripping.
Surprisingly, it wasn’t the Russian living legend who initiated the undressing, in fact, he remained sober throughout.
And when the clock struck midnight, he knelt on one knee, took Yuuri’s hand in his and looked at the bewildered Japanese skater.
“Yuuri, would you finally take this man to be your better half?” Victor asked in a voice unwavering.
The rest of the night was spent in congratulating the engaged couple who was already married nonetheless and a drunk eighteen year-old Russian fairy who was crying in pure happiness, muttering about how his parents are finally getting married while hugging the arm of a certain Kazakhstani skater.
By the fourth year of being together, both he and JJ were formally introduced to their respective families.
Seung-gil was frightened at first, but JJ kissed his worries away and assured him that everything will be fine.
They entered the Lee’s mansion, fingers intertwined. It sure brought him relief when he saw how accepting his parents were of their relationship.
It wasn’t just for show, the smiles on their faces tell him otherwise.
Later that evening, he woke up to the sound of hushed voices coming from outside his bedroom door.
Seung-gil wasn’t one to bother himself with eavesdropping yet he found himself pressing his ear on the mahogany doors.
“Take care of my son Jean. His happiness outweighs any materialistic whims of this old man’s heart.”
His father’s voice wasn’t forced or strained, it was a request free of anger and disdain.
Tears stained his pale cheeks and really, Seung-gil could not be any more grateful for the support.
As they marked the fifth year of their relationship, Seung-gil reached a sudden realization; a very sentimental one to boot.
He wants to spend his waking days together with this exuberant man who lit a fire in him.
Seung-gil laid his eyes on the half-naked man snoring softly next to him, arms haphazardly sprawled on his waist.
An affectionate chuckle escaped his lips as he carded his fingers through the navy blue locks, sweeping them on the side of JJ’s face and planting a kiss on his forehead.
Christmas arrived and following the holiday was their anniversary, JJ had taken him to his grandparents’ place where they were to celebrate with the latter’s family.
It has been a custom since they have gotten together a couple of years back.
Seung-gil always have so much fun with the Leroys, they were good natured people that make Seung-gil feel like he had long since been a part of their family.
When it was time for their traditional gift exchange, the Korean skater felt peculiar as all eyes were on him in strange anticipation the moment he stood up from the loveseat.
JJ retreated to the kitchen to fetch a glass of water, leaving him alone with the rest of his family who were all wide-eyed and smiling at Seung-gil’s direction.
He smiled nervously in return, turning his back as he picked up the gift meant for him.
When he faced them once more, he was rendered speechless as he saw his boyfriend on one knee, gazing at him with love in those pools of ocean blue eyes.
“Seung-gil Lee, I know you were listening back then. When I made a promise to your father that I will take care of you. And though I could not give you happiness in everyday of our lives, would you still be willing to share the rest of your life with this hopeless king that loves you?”
Jean-Jacques had asked him, voice quivering and hands shaking, clutching a box that cushioned a simple silver band.
For a moment, time stood still.
He could only see the man he is very much in love with before him, and as if he was some protagonist in an overly dramatic romance comic, Seung-gil nodded in affirmation and wrapped his arms around JJ, and uncharacteristically whispered a hundred I-love-yous in the Canadian’s ear.
Jean-Jacques’ chest vibrated as he chuckled and enveloped Seung-gil in a hug reciprocating the warmth that the other has given off.
A small smile adorned his face as he caressed the intricate borders of the wooden frame. Seung-gil remembered all that has happened like it was only yesterday.
After a while, he placed the object gently on the counter table as heard the small pitter patters rushing towards his direction, the loud barks, and the familiar heavy footsteps that followed shortly after.
“Joyeux Noël, maman!”
Two identical toddlers wrapped their small arms around Seung-gil’s legs and looked up at him, beaming with pure innocence and joy; something they inherited from somebody he knows all too well.
Seung-gil chuckled and bent to level his height with the energetic pair of twins, engulfing them in a hug.
And really, he meant it in more ways than one.
I am a sap, yes. (I apologize, lolol)
Though I have been shipping JJSeung since forever, I am still aware of the fact that JJ already has someone else in the canon series, and I respect that. I do not like the idea of cheating and I believe that the jjseung shippers are always careful when they express their love for this ship without offending other pairings.
Also, don’t think too much where the twins came from, they call Seung-gil ‘maman’ because they grew up hearing JJ tease Seung-gil with that word and it stuck. THANK YOU!